wait, so pat and i are fighting fascists and you're supporting them? you confuse me emodave second... take that fascist

Jones is the punknews nazi, join Jones's Youth you must be scene...emo dave is very elligible

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

This Just In!!! million of emo kids die in jones's punk concentration camps...they were forced to listen to the casualties and minor threat...they're emo ears could take no more and literally exploded

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

minor threat was screaming straight edge casualties were screaming up the punx ...adventually they had a nervous breakdown

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

although some emo kida did survive, many were bereft of their tight pants and sweaters. the ones who did survive were exiled to hawthorneheights.com...and we have been lead to beleive jones is now a kid of the black hole

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

12 news at 11:31 brings you...Jones: the underground network we have sent davey havoc and pat stump to the front lines now. havoc died when he was hit with a bottled violence. and yes, his blood is black, and so are emo kids tears...stump confirms that yes, sugar he is going down on the weapons of mass erection...more on this story tonight

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

can this be true? mike ness is set to drop of an atom bomb, tnt, and a new disease? henry rollins is in need of some peanut butter, jiffy preferred, no one really knows why, all he has said was "gimmie gimmie gimmie, gimmie some more, gimmie gimmie gimmie, dont ask what for" and considers kevin lyman and his warped tour of emo bands to be a minor threat

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Pat-Thetic (January 17, 2006)

NEWS FLASH!!! emo bands having inner conflict: Lyman's warped tour bands are fighting amongst eachother, anti-flag is creating an underground network, they say "you can kill the protestor, but you cant kill the protest"...punk bands taking over warped tour? will emo bands be destroyed? will they even put up a fight? will rollins ever get his jiffy peanut butter?...answers and more tonite

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FuckYouOiOiOi (January 17, 2006)

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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Pat-Thetic (January 18, 2006)

haha i rule punknews.org with an iron first in my plastic chair!

well just for fun lets see here... punknews can be the russian revolution jones can be stalin i'm gonna be trotsky fuckoioioi can be karl marx anyone else wanna play?