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Media: Teh Revolt release "Degenerate Warriors" for free download

Contributed by FuckYouOiOiOi. Posted by chris on Friday, December 1, 2006 at 9:00 PM (EST)

Punknews.org community hooligan FuckYouOiOiOi has informed us of the completion and release of his band Teh Revolt's sophmore record Degenerate Warriors.

The album is available for streaming and full download. You can find it at band's website.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Greatest band on Earth.

-SalsaOiOiOi

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

I'm guessing about 350 comments on this baby before it's over.

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 1, 2006)

Possibly the greatest album of '06.
If only there was an electronic crossover track, it would be perfect.
-Dante

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spalmer (December 1, 2006)

Haha

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

speaking of "haha" where is neill cawley?

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

He's taking a break from commenting because of all the imposters.

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Vincent_M (December 1, 2006)

Uppin' Tha Punx since 1986.

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Badmouth (December 1, 2006)

It should say includes the chart topping hit "Reinventing Tom Gabel"

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ChokingVictim (December 1, 2006)

I really don't feel like registering on that site to listen to this, is it any good?

And, obviously, it's easy for you all to just bash it, but I'm asking for an honest idea.

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saint_nick (December 1, 2006)

its kind of amusing in the sense of a little baby puking in your mouth is amusing.

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Badmouth (December 1, 2006)

Umm you don't have to register, and it's the best Sex Pistols/Casualties collab album ever made

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killdefenses (December 1, 2006)

it sounds like a tattoo gun playing aus rotten.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

winner

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

In terms of being listenable? No.

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BrendanKelly (December 1, 2006)

it's definately going to be on Kerrang's next list.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

you don't have to register, just click music then click hi-fi

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niveK82 (December 2, 2006)

can you download without registering?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

yeah, i think so.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

A faggot "punx" version of Atom and His Package, with vocals far more annoying than Atom's.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

dead on my friend, dead on. ( he means it really blows and is damn near punishment for your ears )

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

what bands do you like?

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usversusthem (December 2, 2006)

It really doesn't matter. This is horrible no matter what your taste in music is.

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Guacam0le (December 2, 2006)

word.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

oh my god....haha

this is bad

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

This is so fucking stupid. No surprise.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

teh revolt? more like gay revolt.

amiriteorwhut?

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SuperRad (December 1, 2006)

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

goin' along with the crowd eh?

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BrendanKelly (December 1, 2006)

Fuck yes

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CUAPUNKRADIO (December 1, 2006)

i was gonna post a complaint about how illegit this post makes the org but then i realized...i dont give a fuck...and that i support TEH REVOLT...and that i just drank a few glasses of whiskey

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TheOneTrueBill (December 1, 2006)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the voice of a new generation. I present to you... Teh Revolt.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Hm. If this gets kicked up to enough comments, will it make Navel Gazing, too?

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Do you even doubt for a second this will make navel gazing?

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Registeredusersbandnews.org?

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SuperRad (December 1, 2006)

ok, that was funny.

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boba_fett (December 1, 2006)

i lol'd.

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YasserBossin (December 2, 2006)

so did I, but its funny b/c that comment can only apply to like one other dude

-And stop all that yasserbossin!

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

In one day there was this article, a review, and a tour announcement of Punknews user bands.

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istapledmyfoot (December 2, 2006)

what were the others?

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Love and Squalor was the tour, and Streetside Prophet was the review.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

this is sooooooooooo gay

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Neil_Cawlley (December 1, 2006)

I am soooooooooooo gay

-Neil_Cawlley
-AIM- Longlivetheduck4

If you replace "gay" with "horny" that works too

I need cock

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

stfu imposter

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 1, 2006)

Is that a real voice? Seriously...is there an effect on that thing?
-Dante

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

nofx dude.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

I think the vocals were done by Eric Cartman, Dante.
~Edweird

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

the first record was more cartmancore than this one.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Cartmen fused with the male singer from Circle Takes the Square if he wrote lyrics about vaginas and tried to sing with no rythm?

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CUAPUNKRADIO (December 1, 2006)

i dont know if anyone has ever posted this but...doesnt pete wentz look alot like ari gold?! comon...."punk rock millionairs with coke up their nose..."
im drunk

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

not at all

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SuperRad (December 1, 2006)

If my conputer's sound worked, I'd listen to this. I'll just assume it's rough around the edges.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Hahahahahahaha

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Osloboditelj (December 1, 2006)

Move over Sex Pistols, this is the new best punk album of all time.

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cash_money_hustla (December 1, 2006)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love this site. Just listen to "Love Song" and "Tale of Two Titties" and you'll be hooked!

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

FuckYouOiOiOi is such a piece of fucking shit.

Really, fuck this guy. Nice fuckin' uniform, punk.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

thank you.

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YasserBossin (December 2, 2006)

hey fucker, why dont you register and get a fuckin "uniform" instead of knockin FuckYouOiOiOi, and by the way, what have you released this year instead of premature ejaculations?? Bitch!

-And stop all that Yasserbossin!

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feeeding5000 (December 1, 2006)

FuckYouOiOiOi- I MUST REVIEW THIS!!! ME. ONLY ME. IT IS MY CALLING IN LIFE. yes, that did need to be all caps. I'm getting ready to listen right now.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

i think niel cawelly should do the offical review

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

That'd be brilliant, but the staffers would never post it.

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YasserBossin (December 2, 2006)

"Hey McFly! I'm callin' you out"

-And stop all that Yasserbossin!

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speeds (December 2, 2006)

that would be classic

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

go for it, although colin was saying something about reviewing it.

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

No way, only Dante's monotone voice can do FuckYouOiOiOi justice.

Note: I'm not ripping on Dante, I'm actually more monotone than he is, I'm just drunk right now.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

yes!!!! a wise man once said: "good things come to those who wait (cause she laid me)"

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BTown (December 1, 2006)

was that blink 182?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

yup. the holy messiah himself, tom delonge sang it on 'anthem' on their first record, enema of the state.

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BTown (December 1, 2006)

haha, right on.

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skaboom (December 1, 2006)

Word has it these guys play clear channel venues. Sellouts.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

never! DIY till i DIE

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

this really ruins the credibility of this site. people submit news about bands all the time that doesn't get posted but this does? atleast absolutepunk.net moderates it when it comes to stuff like this.

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SuperRad (December 1, 2006)

oh please...

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

obviously you haven't heard the record.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

i listened. it wasn't funny.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

its not supposed to be. well actually a couple of the songs are supposed to be funny but i think we can all agree that is very good.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

i think we can agree that you fucking suck balls.

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

"someone" fucking pwned FuckYouOiOiOi!

What the fuck does "pwned" mean anyway?

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damnitsderek (December 2, 2006)

You just pwned yourself.

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

Damnit, that doesn't sound good!

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JerryCola (December 1, 2006)

Yes, we here at punknews.org should take ourselves 100% seriously because punk is always about being 100% serious... never should it be used for fun and silliness.

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Archangel (December 1, 2006)

I thought I was the only one with this opinion.

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 1, 2006)

I'm going to say the same thing I say to people who say they could do better interviews and run a better podcast.
Do it your god damn self. Aubin and the rest of the people here have worked for years to make this one of the biggest (and most credible) underground music sites. Say what you will about posters (myself included) but no one story (save out right libel) will ever make this site any less respect or any less credible.
So go on and start your own punk news site and spend years gaining the trust and respect of nearly every indie label and then you can really stick it to the Org.
-Dante

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Dude, pop a percocet or something. Relax. I think everyone on here agrees that this is a great site. That doesn't put it above criticism, though. I, however, have no problem with this story either. It made me laugh, and it's definitely something that most everyone who reads this site would be interested in.

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 2, 2006)

I don't think any site is above criticism. And I do believe that the editors should be informed if there is something that could improve the site, BUT:
this really ruins the credibility of this site.
Is as insane as most of Teh Revolt's lyrics.
-Dante

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Haha, you're being nice by limiting "insane" to describing only the lyrics.

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Kenjamin (December 1, 2006)

:applause:

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Dude, I'm on your side on this one. Although the oi boys record could use some mastering.
~Edweird

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Get 'em Dante

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Archangel (December 2, 2006)

This challenge reads like the hardcore patriots who respond to complaints about the government with impassioned cries of "Then move to Canada!"

And they're equally stupid!

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 2, 2006)

No.
Moving to Canada is an entire change in life that would require uprooting all you know. Starting your own website or punk news update would only take a small ammount of your own free time (probably less time than most detracters spend posting on here).
However, most of those who complain aren't willing to put forth even that much effort because that would require spending time doing something productive, instead of bitching and jacking off to upskirt pictures of Brittaney Spears, using only your tears (from the repressed knowledge that your life is a meaningless void) as lube.
But yeah, you're almost dead on with that comparison. Keep trying.
-Dante

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allison_le_gnome (December 2, 2006)

Isn't that taking it a bit out of perspective?

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Sally_Field (December 2, 2006)

people submit news about bands all the time that doesn't get posted but this does?

Actually, the submissions lately has been filled with spam about Viagra. We'll be posting about that soon too, don't you worry.

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 2, 2006)

Can you tell me how I can get free samples or even get cheaper Viagra through the internet?
I've been trying to find that information everywhere but no seems to want to tell me.
-Dante

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Could this be the CD of 06?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

if it were on a cd then definitely.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

oh, that's soooooo punk. douche.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

that was the worst fucking shit i have ever heard. and i've heard ALOT of bad shit.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

News like this cheapens the site. I read punknews because it is (by internet standards) a well researched and serious site. Don't you guys say that only 1% of readers leave comments? That means 99% of readers who come here for serious news sift through bullshit like what some kid (named FuckYouOiOiOi, no less) records with a $75 guitar on his computer. The only reason this is posted is because he leaves lots of comments, this is not newsworthy.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

down with you, brother. this kid's a douchebag.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

yeah cause punk is all about expensive equipment and being on major labels and having a huge fan base. fuck off, this record ain't for posers.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

no, this record is by a poser.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

hahaha. "i know you are but what am i?" hahaha

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

You're not punk and I'm telling everyone, save your breath I never was one

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AM (December 2, 2006)

Yeah you're right because absolutely everyone who comes to this site has been interested by every single story published on it for the last 7 years except this one.

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GenericEric (December 2, 2006)

Someone has a stick up thier ass.

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Sick_Nick (December 1, 2006)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0IZdP3x66Y

Does anyone know the song in the middle and in the end of the doc, where its saying " I take drugs and get drunk, I'm a punk".

free drugs to anyone who can help me find the song

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killdefenses (December 1, 2006)

Doug Mulray - I'm a punk

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Sick_Nick (December 1, 2006)

Yeah I can;t find it anywhere, does anyone have it?

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

I have no opinion of the guy so I'm just basing this on the quality (or lack thereof) of the music. This is truly awful.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

No worse than any GG Allin record (sans the whole cutting yourself with razors and wallowing in your own shit thing).
~Edweird
PS. GG Allin was an asshole that cannot be defended. Discuss children.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

You probably haven't listen to a lot of his stuff, then. He had a lot of really good songs.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

he was the punkest motherfucker ever. he did anything he wanted to do regardless of the mainstream code of conduct.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20050228.gif

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

he only threw shit at crowds he hated

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Godfather (December 1, 2006)

"reinventing tom gabel" is seriously the greatest song name ever

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BTown (December 1, 2006)

Who was it that came up with it again?
Did FuckYouOiOiOi give credit where credit was due or was it him that came up with that title?

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BrendanKelly (December 1, 2006)

http://www.punknews.org/article/20633
three comment down

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BTown (December 1, 2006)

I didn't want to search for it myself.
Thanks.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Too bad it doesn't have a greatest sounding song to go with it, eh?

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Archangel (December 1, 2006)

There are so many things wrong here that I don't even know where to start.

So I won't. All of those "absolutepunknews" jokes are starting to take on a new meaning, though.

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allison_le_gnome (December 2, 2006)

Absolutepunknews is a website (where, yes, FYOOO does indeed post), not a joke.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

absolutepunknews.org for life!

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

I feel like this will be really good as I take it as a joke, which I always try to do for FuckYouOiOiOi and everything he says/does... but after he keeps at it this long, I'm starting to wonder if this really isn't a joke... :(

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

its not a joke. i always get song ideas in my head so i decided to record em and try and get em heard.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

When did Cartman start playing shitty punk rock? Since when is it "punk"to use a nerdy cliche internet misspell in your band name. This album screams computer nerd makes shitty album. This is gonna have tons of posts because he is this sites fanbOI(like how i did that) mascot.

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P-Fresh (December 1, 2006)

Yea, it's pretty silly that people pretend to like this band. Irony is for morons.

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ProfoundhatredSH (December 1, 2006)

fanboy, now i want to watch mallrats

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

let me know when your band releases a DIY record with at least 4 soon-to-be classic punk songs on it.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Let us know when your band stops sucking.

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InnocentCasualty (December 1, 2006)

THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE ALBUM NOW!!!!...is the "album art" thing a pic from the british invasion riot?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 1, 2006)

yup

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iconoclast (December 1, 2006)

butt flaps = as punx as you can get.

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P-Fresh (December 1, 2006)

I feel bad for some band with news sitting in the queue trying to get their name out there, and this garbage gets posted instead. Your "punx" posturing sucks, Oi.

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Dante3000 (rich) (December 1, 2006)

Dude, until they stop posting DJ Rossstar news I feel this is acceptable.
-Dante

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Right. Im with Dante. It seems like every goddamned day I read something about Fall Out Boy.

God forbid he happen to post on here as well. Its still credible in my opinion, the post that is.

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CUAPUNKRADIO (December 1, 2006)

yea, i kinda agree with that but at the same time...lets be honest...fuck you oi oi oi?!

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allison_le_gnome (December 2, 2006)

Good point.

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boba_fett (December 1, 2006)

yeah, i agree with you.

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SuperRad (December 1, 2006)

Dear P-Fresh,

Please get over yourself, and a new user name.

Love, SuperRad

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P-Fresh (December 1, 2006)

I would change it for you, but then I'd have to change my aim name and a bunch of other things. To be honest with you, that's far too much effort just for you.

Maybe if I knew you a little better.

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ProfoundhatredSH (December 1, 2006)

how old is this fella? 12? herion? blow jobs on stage? pretty punk rawk scum bag

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

holy shit, i was writing a song called 'punk rock scum bag' but it didn't come together.

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Uppie (December 2, 2006)

Has anything you've written ever come together?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

every song off this record except for 'Mary Kahn's History'

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Kenjamin (December 1, 2006)

Considering the readership of this site, I'd say that you're famous!

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el_matt (December 1, 2006)

Bomb Teh Revolt Industry!

-or-

Revolt Teh Music Industry!

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

The lyrics on this album are truly inspiring. Where has this band been all my life?

All the girls turn down
Laugh at me and make me frown
thats ok i don't need them
when i got my own hand!
I got a hand and a kleenex and nothin to do
I got a hand and a kleenex i'm thinkin of you
I got a hand and a kleenex i'm losin my sight
I got a hand and a kleenex so i don't need a girl tonight!

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Didn't Green Day have a song like that...All By Myself?

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Yeah, it was a lot better too.

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damnitsderek (December 2, 2006)

Agreed.

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Jimbojones (December 2, 2006)

haha, thats fucken lyrical genius

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niveK82 (December 1, 2006)

:: Clap, Clap, Clap ::

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

You know they have this new thing call penicillin now. Apperently it takes care of the clap.
~Edweird

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boba_fett (December 1, 2006)

i laugh, but i dont see why this got posted.

yeah i read what dante said about having fun and joking around, and i understand that 100%. but im sure theres a shit load of news that gets received here that doesnt get posted just because nobody has ever heard of the band that submitted it.

i guess its all about who you know.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

maybe it's about the readers knowing him and his band, and maybe it would get over a hundred comments instead of 3.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Absolutely. It's bad enough this site posts "news" from readers (usually wrong or irrelevent) quicker than shit from labels and bands, but this really takes the cake. There's about zero credibility at this point. And I'm not talking "punk cred." What an absolute disgrace.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

go work for cnn shitstain.

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allison_le_gnome (December 2, 2006)

Actually, any band releasing an entire album for free download probably merits some attention. Obviously the fact that the album is made by a regular poster here means that people are going to care more than if it's made by some random guy.

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boba_fett (December 2, 2006)

except that this music is no good. if its a random dude posting an album like this, then no shit it: it shouldnt be mentioned. but if its a random dude who actually made something and it doesnt get posted, then thats what i take exception to.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Lyrical manifestation of brilliance.

Don't wanna hold yer hand
don't wanna kiss yer lips
you say that you love me
i don't give a shit

cause all i really want
is my cock in your cunt
fuck yeah, thats all i really want

Not gonna light no candles
Not gonna listen to no R&B
i'm not gonna lick yer clit
or massage yer tits

cause all i really want
is my cock in your cunt
fuck yeah, thats all i really want

let me stick it in there
when you shave your pubic hair
i won't shave my dick hair
but i don't think that you care

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Noam Chomsky look out! It's Terry Revolt!!!

About this song:
Inspired by a fucking pig who gave me a ticket for NOT WEARING A SEATBELT. What a fucking asshole, thats just as bad as the drug laws those fuckin bacon bits fuck me over with. Don't get me started on that shit.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

no, please, tell me why wearing a seatbelt is so fucking stupid?

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

if the state can't tell a woman what to do with her body, they shouldnt make you wear a seat belt.

Not that you shouldnt.

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strungoutferriswheel (December 1, 2006)

nice try, but the state gets to tell you to wear a seatbelt because it doesnt want to have to pay to scrape your uninsured corpse off the street after you fly through your windshield

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Bullshit.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

This album is incredible. It's like Gayrilla Biscuits meets Black Fag meets Cartman channeling G.G Allin with a guitar.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Thenail has been hit on the head. You are now a fucking genius. You go to Harvard don't you.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Hell yes, new shit from Teh Revolt! Teh revolutions coming bitches!

P.S. Reinventing Tom Gabel = gold

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

I used to think post-rock was beautiful music, but then i heard this album.

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deathbyguitar (December 1, 2006)

and to think this guy is one of our alumni. i'm awfully jealous, i won't lie

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hhrules (December 1, 2006)

this song about standing up for things you believe in no matter how small,fucking
your hairstyle, your color of skin, its all petty boil shit, we stand together we got the fucking number!!!11111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viVmqfUW D3I

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Someone (December 4, 2006)

Anti Flag is gay and so is hellfest

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

Actually, I'm just a 17 year old someone who's too lazy to log in. I feel a connection with teh Degenerate Warrior Terry "FuckYouOiOiOi" Revolt. Though, I must admit I'm a bit disappointed that his first name is Terry. Sounds like the name of an emancipated stray dog.

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BTown (December 1, 2006)

I thought his name was Terry Volt. Not Revolt?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

yeah, its Terry Volt

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SenorPotpourri (December 2, 2006)

Emancipated? A dog that has been provided with freedom and equality? Absolutely amazing.

- Senor Potpourri

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

I believe he is referring to the belief that many anarcho-punx have that pet dogs are unhappy and are better off being set free, hence a stray emanicpated dog.

And I think that is absolutely hilarious.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

omfg im in class and this comment is the comment of the fucking decade.

Emanicpated stray dog... ahahahah. I wish everone else got this.

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Someone (December 1, 2006)

You're probably right, seeing as how you went to the band's website, and I didn't.

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allison_le_gnome (December 2, 2006)

Try the "Reply" link next time.

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FuckYouFuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

this record sucks

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Citizen_Crack (December 2, 2006)

ohh, making fun of your own record, I didn't think you could get any more punx.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

thats not me, thats FuckYouFuckYouOiOiOi. i think this record is incredible.

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Citizen_Crack (December 3, 2006)

interesting. Is this Neill_Crowley/crawley/etc. trend catching on?

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 3, 2006)

nah, there was a guy called FuckFuckYouOiOiOi and a couple of imposter accounts before the whole neill cawley thing.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Has anyone mentioned how racist oi is?

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SuperRad (December 2, 2006)

Oi to the punks and oi to the skins, and oi to the world and everybody wins.

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BTown (December 2, 2006)

Is your 'About Me' from something or is it just something you yourself wrote to the Org?

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SuperRad (December 2, 2006)

I stole it from something. I copied, pasted, and saved it, and now I can't remember from where.

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Archangel (December 2, 2006)

Social Work major? Work in a record store?

I don't get it.

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SuperRad (December 2, 2006)

I realized how dumb it was that I didnt know who I ripped off and changed it.

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

If you want racist you have to look no further than the cops. There is an entire race of weed-smokers out there being persecuted by the cops for no reason whatsoever.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

right on, although pot-smoker isn't really a race.

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Archangel (December 2, 2006)

Woosh.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

i could say the same to you...

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

FUOOO should add this to his list of accomplishments in his profile. Over 100 comments on his band's post. Albeit, mostly negative, but hey, it's an accomplishment for sure.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

done.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Wow nows he's joined the ranks of bands like hawthorne heights and bullet for my valentine who also get 100+ posts of people who hate their band. CONGRATS on that one.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

oo so is this a sneak-peek then because the myspace thing says the album's from 2007

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

thats cause its ahead of its time.

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tylerdurden8136 (December 2, 2006)

This will be in my top ten at the end of the year...okay, at least in the top 25.

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tylerdurden8136 (December 2, 2006)

I'm so fuckin' punk I did 70 in a 25.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

If this does get reviewed, I hope they post it because it's been a slow month for reviews and it's gonna get hella posts.

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OzmanX (December 2, 2006)

Has anyone seen this fanmade Seinfeld Lost Episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_IPLiCvEwg&eurl=

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Should you really be validating this guy's utter lack of friends? He's only going to leave his house and live a real life if people continue to ignore and ridicule him in his internet fantasy world.

Seriously, this goes beyond being a joke. Punknews.org is now spidered on Google News. I ask the editors: is denigrating your own site's credibility like this worth the cheap joke? I sure hope it is...

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Since when do you decide what should be posted on this site? Who are you? How dare you?

Get off this site.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Fuck, it's about time!

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Citizen_Crack (December 2, 2006)

interestingly enough, the vocals on this "album" actually were better than the last "album". At least the new ones have cadence, as opposed to him just stopping to breathe.

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

Yeah, but I can't imagine Cartman is singing these songs.

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mcgregor107 (December 2, 2006)

...she's a maneater!

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

teh revolt i am iamlegend85 on absolutepunk.net.... jason fagtate banned me for owning him... i say we attak his wanna be-punk fags in ownage style for being suck style

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

yes but how?

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redpatch (December 2, 2006)

I always wondered what you'd sound liking singing while taking a shit

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capitalist_pig (December 2, 2006)

I was really disappointed by "Love Song." I was hoping it was a Casualties cover because their song has the most insightful and inspiring lyrics ever.

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InnocentCasualty (December 2, 2006)

Broken heart, i want it back!!!!

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damnitsderek (December 2, 2006)

I like how 90% of the people trashing this haven't even listened to the whole thing and are just trying to get a rise out of FuckYouOiOiOi.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

i've listened to enough. if you can get through the first four songs without crying because you feel so badly for this kid's parents, then i commend you. i'd rather slide down a tunnel of razorblades into a vat of hydrochloric acid than listen to this whole "album".

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

YEP! You people laid a gigantic shit bomb with this one!...Oh well, what can we expect with some one who not only has fuck in their name but also three Oi's? give me a break there are way better bands out there, with way better reasons to be on this site....WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM!, maybe give me a break.

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damnitsderek (December 2, 2006)

Nevermind, this shit is awful.

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MsJustinChris (December 2, 2006)

Congratulatioins to you FuckyouOiOiOi, it's nice to see someone make an effort.

And with that said, this album is the worst shit I've ever heard.

Better production than the last one though.

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givemeamuseumandillfillit (December 2, 2006)

This isn't funny.
Punknews jumped the shark.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Fonzi jumped a shark, and he became even cooler

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fistchode (December 2, 2006)

Cool, I can respect anyone that makes the music they want to hear, and puts it out. I see no reason for there not to be a news story about it.

I'm sure I'd hate it, but whatev.

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Tahoejeff (December 2, 2006)

Umm...they forgot to record bass and drums.

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MsJustinChris (December 2, 2006)

It's just one guy, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't care.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Drum Machine. Just use that.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Wow i listen to some super lo fi stuff, but this takes the biscuit, the singer sounds like a really poor mans Darby Crash. Hmmm I'll pass.

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speeds (December 2, 2006)

man i thought everyone was joking with the cartman bit

but then i listened to it

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

nope. teh vocals are vintage mid diahrreah Cartman.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

what a fucking waste of time, I should sue your ass for the time spent listening to this garbage.

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SteveJonesTheRealBones (December 2, 2006)

hopefully the court sues your ass shortly afterwards for wasting their time

- jones the bones

- stevejones8770@yahoo.com

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

shut your piehole when adults are posting, idiot

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Holy. Crap. Listen to yourself. Loosen those loafers, man.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

That made me laugh quite hard.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

I love this site. Good to see something fun on here.

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AM (December 2, 2006)

where's the release party?

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

hastings! your entertainment superstore! and, for the first 5 people to actually wholeheartedly enjoy this steaming pile of festering dog shit, a free replica of the ridiculous "punk rock" jacket worn in the terrible cover art! get there early, folks........ this is not a night to be missed.

(free pie and punch!)

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Photo captions, anyone?

I'd like to call this one "Rage against the washing machine."

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Coldwaffles (December 2, 2006)

Jesus fucking Christ.

You guys posted this, but I submitted that Kiwa Hirasuta released their demo and you didn't post that? Come on. This is like Carmen ranting over shitty guitar...

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

who is Kira Hiwasuta?

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Coldwaffles (December 2, 2006)

Jesus fucking Christ.

You guys posted this, but I submitted that Kiwa Hirasuta released their demo and you didn't post that? Come on. This is like Cartmen ranting over shitty guitar...

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daved4 (December 2, 2006)

fuck lawrence arms

this is the official punknews.org band!

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

you know, this posting gave me an idea. why doesn't this place start picking up more underground no-name bands and people can review them, but have it like different from the regular site so people can still find out about the real bands if they truly wanted to.

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AM (December 2, 2006)

you mean 'real' bands such as fallout boy?

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Internetpunxoioioi

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

hahahahaha oh this is making for a happy morning
totally the next big thing!

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Cocaines a hell of a drug

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

punknews records needs to sign this band

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

I think it's funny that a lot of people were complaining about Teh Revolt being posted when a lot of no-name bands were not. Well the last 6 posts of crap ass bands nobody cares about have a combined total of 24 comments. If you wear a tie to work, don't bother visiting this site anymore. Pick up the Wallstreet Journal and shut up.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Fo sho

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MsJustinChris (December 2, 2006)

I wear a tie to work. Why should I not visit this site?

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Because you're the man. If I wanted to visit a site where tie wearing nancy boys left snobby comments, I'd visit...well, I don't know. Where do you boys talk about the weather online? Anyway, maybe it's not you but these guys talking about this site and credibility are rediculous, you know? Nevermind, I like you.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

the man?! oh, god! this kid has to be 14. good luck in the gutter you moron!

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

What's "rediculous" is your fucking grammar.
THAT'S ridiculous.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

“I’d rather hear the death rattle of my only child than to have to listen to that shit"

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

Please release this on Vinyl.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

You know, if he did, or at least a cd, it might sell well just from the Orgers themselves. If this was sold on Interpunk or even independantly, I think FUOOO could make some money. And I know he's not in it for the moey, but he could sell it for like 4 bucks or something. It would be interesting to see his fanbase grows, or at least how notorious he could be as being awesomely bad.

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MsJustinChris (December 2, 2006)

He can't sell it cos' he'd never be able to forgive himself for selling out.

"DIY til the day I die!", I think, was his battlecry.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 3, 2006)

once something is sold, it becomes a product.

and there are other ways to track popularity:http://www.soundclick.com/genres/ChartsSub.cfm?Genre=A lternative&Subgenre=36

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

wow. you're on the ska chart and you're not even ska. douche.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

wow. you're on the ska chart and you're not even ska. douche.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

ok. once something is sold it becomes a product? are products bad? because if they are, you should probably take the ad for you alien nation cd for $5 off your website.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 3, 2006)

thats just to cover shipping costs. and products aren't bad but Teh Revolt will NEVER be a product.

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Someone (December 4, 2006)

well, people would have to buy it for it to be a product. so, i think you're safe there.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

PUNKNEWS SHIT BAND ROLE CALL!

www.myspace.com/cutwithamphetamines

Steve Jones has Smashthemagnavox or something on purevolume.
Um...

-WilliamMarinovic

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Damo (December 2, 2006)

hehehe self publicity

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clamum (December 2, 2006)

LOL

Between the music and lyrics, and the comments here, I can't stop laughing. Hahaha awesome shit man.

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Rastid (December 2, 2006)

gotta say, fyooo, while i'm not a fan of the music, you do have a great band name.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

i don't know about any of you, but the band's name, album title, and most tracks sound like they were invented by a band of 12 year olds

maybe this guy actually IS 12. If true i sincerely apologize for taking any of this seriously

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MsJustinChris (December 2, 2006)

I always thought he was 15, but he takes himself so seriously it's become too hard to tell.

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

It might sound like he takes himself seriously, but I really think he believes in something. People cn scoff all they want, but I find it refreshing.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 2, 2006)

thank you, i appreciate that. because it is true.

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Someone (December 3, 2006)

yeah, he believes in making an utter embarrassment of himself in the world of music.

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JohnAbsolutelyNothin (December 2, 2006)

So in better news...
My son was born yesterday..

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Someone (December 2, 2006)

260!!!!!

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kingofsuck (December 3, 2006)

Damn, I'm away from the internet for two days and miss the best punknews.org article ever.

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FuckYouOiOiOi (December 3, 2006)

which side would you have taken?
a. i am so disapointed punknews.org would have the gall to post news about a DIY band!
b. this record sucks
c. this is the greatest album of 2006

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GreenVandal (December 3, 2006)

The oi shal demolish all who stand in his path.

I can't believe people are actually complaining about this. It's a joke guys. Maybe if some of you anonymous retards actually gave some sort of significant contribution to this community. The oi makes us laugh and cry and occasionally shake our heads in amazement. The editors here have a sense of humor and the whole world doesn't have to be serious all the.

Maybe all of you are talking shit because

A. You are jealous

B. You are not in on the joke

Anyway, this doesn't effect anything in the end and won't change this sites credibility. All it is is a laugh. Thanks oi! Thanks punknews!