Tours: Hatebreed (Jagermeister Tour)

Posted by aubin on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 11:00 AM (EDT)

Hatebreed will be co-headlining the upcoming Jagermeister Tour along with Type O Negative.

May 16, 2008	Providence, RI	Lupo's
May 17, 2008	Allentown, PA	Crocodile Rock
May 18, 2008	Baltimore, MD	Rams Head Live
May 20, 2008	Ft. Lauderdale, FL	Revolution
May 21, 2008	Orlando, FL	House Of Blues
May 23, 2008	Atlanta, GA	Tabernacle
May 24, 2008	New Orleans, LA	House Of Blues
May 25, 2008	Houston, TX	Verizon Wireless
May 27, 2008	Dallas, TX	Palladium
May 28, 2008	San Antonio, TX	Sunset Station
May 30, 2008	Phoenix, AZ	Marquee Theater
May 31, 2008	Las Vegas, NV	House Of Blues
June 1, 2008	Los Angeles, CA	Avalon
June 3, 2008	Anaheim, CA	The Grove
June 4, 2008	San Francisco, CA	Grand Ballroom
June 6, 2008	Portland, OR	Roseland Theater
June 8, 2008	Billings, MT	Shrine Auditorium
June 9, 2008	Rapid City, SD	Rushmore Hall
June 10, 2008	Denver, CO	Ogden Theater
June 12, 2008	Kansas City, KS	Beaumont
June 13, 2008	St. Louis, MO	Pops
June 14, 2008	Milwaukee, WI	Rave
June 16, 2008	Minneapolis, MN	1st Avenue
June 17, 2008	Fargo, ND	The Venue
June 19, 2008	Grand Rapids, MI	Orbit Room
June 20, 2008	Chicago, IL	House Of Blues
June 21, 2008	Columbus, OH	Newport Music Hall
June 23, 2008	Buffalo, NY	Town Ballroom
June 24, 2008	Toledo, OH	Headliners
June 25, 2008	Cincinnati, OH	Bogarts
June 27, 2008	Johnson City, NY	Magic City
June 28, 2008	New York City, NY	TBA

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matt_b (March 12, 2008)

I appreciate the picture. Wont be going, though...

MaxEThunders (March 12, 2008)

That's the wrong color for jager though, unless it's the backlight. But yeah jager sucks.

beranzo (March 12, 2008)

That's a jager bomb (or as some call it a speed bump) which is a shot of jager dropped in half a pint of redbull.

Color's about right.

douglas_is_rad (March 12, 2008)

Sorority chicks are stoked?

Bakla (March 12, 2008)

I'll be washing my hair that night

You_Are_A_Loser (March 12, 2008)

The skinheads attending the show will not be.

CBSrocksteady (March 12, 2008)

Jagermeister Tour, where Jagerbombs are even more expensive than at your local bars. I went to this when slightly stoopid and pepper played. They had some guy come out between bands who was tatted up all over to look like a lizard or something? He did a bunch of stupid stunts like stick a nail up his nose. He got booed like hell. Fuck Jagermeister Tour.

Wentz_Equals_Death (March 12, 2008)

well, in all fairness, fuck slightly stoopid and fuck pepper

CBSrocksteady (March 12, 2008)

Slightly Stoopid is definately one of my favorite bands. They write extremely good songs. A lot of people on this site seem to think they are nothing but an immitation of Sublime. Closer to the Sun was probably my favorite record of that entire year.

royalt (March 12, 2008)

Slightly Stoopid is such a ridiculously horrible band, I wouldn't even know where to begin talking shit.

CBSrocksteady (March 14, 2008)

This coming from someone who has Rancid's b-sides and c-sides as one of their top albums? I guess we all have our downfalls.

royalt (March 14, 2008)

It's only one of my top albums because it's one of the only albums I've rated. But yes, Rancid's Z-sides would still be a million times better than Slightly Stoopid. And I say this having seen Slightly Stoopid about 10 times over several years.

CBSrocksteady (March 15, 2008)

Well then you've gotta at least give them some respect for how much they tour. I dont think they ever stop, hence you seeing them 10 times and not even being a fan.

royalt (March 18, 2008)

True. It's not that I dislike them as people or anything either...they just make what I consider shitty music.

Much respect for their much touring. More envy than respect, though.

LookingForCorpses (March 12, 2008)

The Enigma. You've really never heard of that guy other than that show?

baldsteve (March 12, 2008)

The lizard dude and the enigma are too totally different unemployable people.

baldsteve (March 12, 2008)

*two

veganboyjosh (March 12, 2008)

are too!

You_Are_A_Loser (March 12, 2008)

Our two!

655321 (March 12, 2008)

dee too

DeadMilkMan (March 12, 2008)

The picture for this story is about eighty times cooler than the story itself.

MattRamone (March 12, 2008)

Dammit, where's my coffee table book?

baldsteve (March 12, 2008)

Still working on it. Type O Negative sounds like a Down Syndrome Danzig

MPC (March 12, 2008)

This is true. I actually had to sit through like an hour of Type O Negative, opening for Danzig like 13 years ago. However, Godflesh played before Type O and fucking rocked.

baldsteve (March 12, 2008)

I was going to ammend my comment that they sound like the first Danzig record on 33 instead of 45 however my initial claim of Mental Disorder fits better.

24HourPriapism (March 12, 2008)

but this means straightedge bros cannot be stoked. :'(

necktattoo (March 12, 2008)

Type O Negative has got to be getting up there in age.

Trauma16 (March 12, 2008)

They're all about ~45 i think.

Banal242 (March 12, 2008)

I shower in that shit.

skaboom (March 12, 2008)

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

Cuffer (March 12, 2008)

Funny 3 months ago...

Banal242 (March 12, 2008)

Yet, applicable here.

Also applicable here: Go to hell.

Cuffer (March 12, 2008)

Applicable 3 months ago...

damnitsderek (March 12, 2008)

Guys on HGH are stoked.

skankbook (March 12, 2008)

Anyone see the Human Giant sketch about viral video stars? HILARIOUS.

notfeelingcreative (March 12, 2008)

I've never understood how some friends of mine can drink whiskey straight up, yet they have to have the red bull in order to take Jager.

Wentz_Equals_Death (March 12, 2008)

it's just more extreme

CBSrocksteady (March 12, 2008)

love that harold and kumar.

BarleyPat (March 12, 2008)

I've personally never understood how grown men who drink whiskey can claim that they "can't handle" Guiness. What a bunch of shit. Or the best is when they cover for it by saying the only reason is that Guiness is too "uppity" for them because they like Natty Light (I drink both, for the record). What a fucking pansy excuse. If I have to take shit for not really liking whiskey, than they deserve to be called out for not liking Guiness.

notfeelingcreative (March 12, 2008)

Yeah, back when I was an undergraduate student, one of my professors took the class to a bar for our final class, he laughed at me for drinking guiness adding, "You might as well be drinking shellac!'. He then proceded to order three shots of whiskey. I don't get it.

BarleyPat (March 12, 2008)

I just don't get it. I think it may be a mental thing because of the color. It really is one of the easier beers to drink out there. It goes down like water, at least in my case.

kneel (March 12, 2008)

i totally agree. i have downed upwards of 20 of them in a day (i love me some summertime 15 hour binge-drinking sessions at the beach/weddings/etc) and no hangovers/etc.

lots of my friends look at me like i'm crazy for drinking the stuff. 'oh my god, its too heavy - its like a meal!' right. a 120 calorie meal. less calories and alcohol than a budweiser. less bubbles to burp up. floats on top of budweiser cause its lighter in weight. argh.

shit is genius. and my girl angie at the black cat pours a great guinness. sometimes she'll even draw a nice heart or shamrock in it. love that girl.

You_Are_A_Loser (March 12, 2008)

"sometimes she'll even draw a nice heart or shamrock in it. love that girl."

Aww. How cute.

Banal242 (March 12, 2008)

The boilermaker (just whiskey and Guiness, fuck that Bailey's crap) is the best of both worlds.

BarleyPat (March 12, 2008)

I'm not going to argue with this. Although I like a little splash of Bailey's, not a whole shot like places that skimp on the whiskey make 'em.

the_cobra (March 12, 2008)

they are probably pretending to like whiskey in the first place? maybe it's easier to do a shot then drink a whole beer you can't handle.

royalt (March 12, 2008)

Where the hell did you go to school?

notfeelingcreative (March 13, 2008)

I assume that question was for me and was just misplaced as I'm the only one who mentioned anything about school. Anyhow, I went to Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida.

royalt (March 14, 2008)

Wow, I don't know how my reply got over here.

damnitsderek (March 13, 2008)

Natty Ice is quite possibly one of the shittiest beers ever brewed. How can you drink that?

kneel (March 12, 2008)

thats pretty much because whiskey tastes like heaven and jagermeister tastes like germans peeing in your face.

take my word for it

JohnnyZ77 (March 12, 2008)

germans peeing in your face??? where do you people come up with this stuff?

Adlai_E_Stevenson (March 12, 2008)

You ever seen German porn?

damnitsderek (March 13, 2008)

I heard Cartman's mom was in a German Scheisser movie.

CBSrocksteady (March 12, 2008)

haha i laughed

Archangel (March 12, 2008)

Brilliant.

kmj (March 12, 2008)

that reminds me of when I brought some absinthe home from spain and some friends and I tried to invent the scariest/worst drink ever and came up with absinthe, jagermeister, and redbull -- it's called the german bullfight which seems extremely clever after you've had a couple. It was really awful. But I think that germans peeing in your face would be both scarier and worse.

BarleyPat (March 12, 2008)

Anyone see this tour when Lazy American Workers were on it?

noknownallergies (March 12, 2008)

i don't know what's more disgusting, Jagermeister or Hatebreed

UNoise (March 12, 2008)

Both leave a terrible aftertaste.

baldsteve (March 12, 2008)

and rectal bleeding.

VictorIkpeba24 (March 13, 2008)

That's because you don't use Jagermeister correctly. It's actually a drink.

baldsteve (March 13, 2008)

Have you tasted it? I think you are misinformed.

Bakla (March 12, 2008)

good point

Holy_Balls (March 12, 2008)

either way, fat people love both things. so I say fat people

SmellTheGlove (March 12, 2008)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyTMp2GlPs

RattusNorvegicus (March 12, 2008)

lol not right now chief. I'm in the fucking zone

karmabad (March 12, 2008)

man i loved the first victory album...but not a fan of any of their stuff after only because i don't think they've made any progression. i actually had no idea they were still a band!

http://thisblogisover.wordpress.com/

Bryne (March 12, 2008)

I did roughly a dozen Jager bombs on my 21st birthday. People just kept handing them to me and I was all like, 'whatevs'. Ugh, never again.

Two and a half years later and Jager's still ruined for me.

You_Are_A_Loser (March 12, 2008)

Yeah, dude. Lesson learned, huh? Too much of a good thing turns it into a really bad thing nearly instantly.

matthall (March 12, 2008)

Vicki: With songs like Kill an addict (from the Under the knife demo), you were vocally straight edge. Why did you stop?

Jamey: No, we were never straight edge. You don't have to be straight edge to hate drug addition and the way it destroys families and people.

Fast forward to today.... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

You_Are_A_Loser (March 12, 2008)

I'm more for drug subtraction than addition.

Adlai_E_Stevenson (March 12, 2008)

Drug multiplication is the way to go. Awww yeeeaaaah.

Holy_Balls (March 12, 2008)

Long haired goths and skinheads are stoked!

Actually, I would like to see how they interact. It will be like a school dance. Each group will be on one side staring at the other. Hopefully one of the skinheads will reach out and invite gothy to dance. Perhaps they will grab some punch and talk about the weather.

HonestAbe (March 12, 2008)

They're pussies...no enough bro comments. Whisky is a lot harder to drink. Jaeger tastes like black licorice(? speeled wrong). Yea I always thought Jaeger was kinda gross but it's easy to drink

HonestAbe (March 12, 2008)

speeled...im an idiot

Guy_Incognito (March 12, 2008)

Jager + Redbull = Instapuke

I'll take a quality tasty beer any day over that.

tenwestchaser (March 12, 2008)

1) The lighting in that picture makes the shot look like tequila or something first.

2) Next time you feel like jagerbombs try mixing the same parts bombay gin and mt. dew amp...and then help me come up with a name for my deliciously creative concoction.

royalt (March 12, 2008)

Last time I had Jagermeister, I got pancreatitis again. God damn booze.