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Contributed by XCARLUPANDDIEX. Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

A Wilhelm Scream have posted a video for the song "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz." The song appears on the band's 2007 Nitro Records album Career Suicide.

The band is currently on a tour of the United States with The Unseen.

You can click Read More for the video.

I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz

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Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by mean_and_average on 2008-04-01 13:01:05
http://myspace.com/jenaberlin

the video doesn't work for me. is this an april fools post too?!

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by The_Ken_Chin_Imposter on 2008-04-01 13:03:30

Cool, a real video.

Fuck though, didn't they rip this idea of from some Sum 41 video from about 6 years back?

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by martinNZ09 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by NoUse4aScnName00 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by MattRamone on 2008-04-01 13:04:16
http://www.thekidsarealldead.blogspot.com

To quote Wes, one of my favorite people in the world, "I don't want to live in a world where the Unseen can command $13 a person."

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by baseball on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by MattRamone on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by sugarfull on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by noiinteam on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by CUAPUNKRADIO on 2008-04-01 13:04:46
http://www.myspace.com/cuapunkradio

great vid, this band cannot be stopped

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by nocigar on 2008-04-01 13:05:51
http://www.last.fm/user/brrandn/

horrible video. awesome song. that fat guy was annoying as hell.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by ConsolationPrizefighter on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by nocigar on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
  - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by martinNZ09 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by The_Ken_Chin_Imposter on 2008-04-01 13:07:23

Killing the Dream is my band of the moment. Strangely enough, Andre the Giant seems to be in the band. I thought he died 15 years ago.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by punkbytheounce on 2008-04-01 13:11:26

oh, that was a good joke punknews.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by LookBackAndLaugh on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by BarleyPat on 2008-04-01 13:17:01

Just listened to Ruiner and Benefits this morning. What's everyone else listening to today?

Frank Zappa - Hot Rats
Lagwagon - Let's Talk About Feelings
King Crimson - The Great Deciever box set, disc 3
Gogol Bordello - Underdog World Strike
The Black Keys - Chulahoma
Pulley - Matters

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by MattRamone on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by NoUse4aScnName00 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by nocigar on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by sammy_sam_saminson on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by victim on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by sugarfull on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by PapaMurphy on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Alien on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by bsktcase527 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by spalmer on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by HumanUnkind on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Nameless on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by NoUse4aScnName00 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by El_Kapitan on 2008-04-01 13:19:15
http://www.diamondcomics.com

Thank you, PunkNews.org, for pointing out these asshats. Now I know which way to shoot.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Craig-TheRebelCounty on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by dlangl4 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
  - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Craig-TheRebelCounty on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
    - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by dlangl4 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by wearethestar on 2008-04-01 13:19:39

you know what's funny? this is literally what the majority of punk kids think major labels are like.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by nina_d on 2008-04-01 13:24:15

i was hoping we would all be rick rolled

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by sammy_sam_saminson on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by the_other_scott on 2008-04-01 13:25:50
http://chipsandsalsa.blogsavy.com

on this topic, kind of.

i've always felt that image does matter in a way.

hear me out before you start flipping out.

1. everybody in a band should look like they're in the same band. i don't care what that look is, but it just looks weird when you see a band and everybody's dressed way differently from everybody else.

2. you should look the way you sound. dressing up like the strokes and then sounding like pennywise doesn't do anything for your band but confuse the people watching you.

3. the oldest rule in the book...no shorts on stage.

ok. now argue away...

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by afireinside0016 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by the_other_scott on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
  - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by TheMarc on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
    - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by the_other_scott on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
  - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by nina_d on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
    - Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by the_other_scott on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by skaboom on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by TheeValiantRA3 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by CUAPUNKRADIO on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by stewarty on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Hasheesh on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by branden on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by UNoise on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Tangy on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by afireinside0016 on 2008-04-01 13:28:43

god i love this band!

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by Banal242 on 2008-04-01 13:30:57
http://11yeargazette.wordpress.com

Got me again, fuckers!

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by sugarfull on 2008-04-01 14:02:29

This band is kind of like the Iron Maiden of punk rock.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by NotPatriotic on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by noiinteam on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by PapaMurphy on 2008-04-01 14:03:16
http://www.myspace.com/audiorocketrymusic

Playing shows in over-crowded venues gets pretty hot. Shorts are a blessing on stage haha.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Tangy on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by 14theroad on 2008-04-01 14:03:59
http://nationalunderground.org

I love these guys. Music videos are worthless however.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by budking416 on 2008-04-01 14:12:52

lets bring back big shorts and fast music, and lets kill tight jean comb over motherfuckers who judge bands by the way they look instead of they way they sound! fucking screamo kids can eat of bag of dicks.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by kevgren on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by canaandrumzz on 2008-04-01 14:33:02
http://www.last.fm/user/canaandrumzz

Why make a video for a song that clocks in at 1:05?

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by You_Are_A_Loser on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by Craig-TheRebelCounty on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)
- Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by afireinside0016 on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by thomas7155 on 2008-04-01 16:11:03
http://myspace.com/nothingmorenothinglesstj

Holy Shit! awesome!

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by jonok on 2008-04-01 17:57:53
http://www.myspace.com/theripmusic

great band. sort of reminded me of this old bodyjar film clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36a6KI6o9VY

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by minorkaty on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM (EDT)

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by royalt on 2008-04-01 20:20:40

Mediocre video, but badass all in all.

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by Fallen_leaves on 2008-04-01 21:48:07

Great song and cool video. Too bad the song is so short. Its funny when they dress up wicked over the top because you know they are making fun of lame ass bands like avenged sevenfold and atreyu

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by tylartheadventurer on 2008-04-01 21:54:39
http://www.myspace.com/itsmetylerhawk

This band is one of the best out right now!

Re: A Wilhem Scream "I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz"
by minorkaty on 2008-04-01 22:48:48
http://www.everydraggingbeat.com

While everyone else is bringing up other videos this reminds them of, I'm reminded of the A.K.A.s' old video for "Generation Vexed."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CwXfeY7XiQs

On a side note, I'm ridiculously stoked about seeing A Wilhelm Scream in a few weeks.