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Former Cobra Starship member on new reality show

Posted by aubin on Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 3:00 PM (EDT)

Elisa Schwartz, the former keytarist of Cobra Starship has signed up for a new reality show on Fuse. Elisa is one of 11 "bad girl" female contestants on Fuse's new Chris Jericho-hosted reality show Redemption Song. The girls, who are all singers, will compete for a chance at a record deal with Geffen Records.

Elisa's audition tape (in which she explains that she was asked to leave Cobra Starship for stalking Gabe) can be seen here. The first seven minutes from the show can be seen here.

Cobra Starship is the new project from Gabe Saporta of Midtown. They released ¡Viva La Cobra! last year.

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swiftjustice (October 30, 2008)

I don't really want to watch this, but is that really why she left?

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Bxbomber (October 30, 2008)

yea

cheesehead4 (October 30, 2008)

less than 24 hours till I leave for the fest!!!! AAAHHHH!!!

freesandwich (October 30, 2008)

That Keytarist was so hot.

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Banger (October 30, 2008)

But then she spoke.

cheesehead4 (October 30, 2008)

Everyone going to the fest look for me. I'll be the wasted guy wearing a dead to me hoodie. I'll buy ya a PBR

Vinnie (October 30, 2008)

What about Cobra Skulls?

deadXlast (October 30, 2008)

"Former Cobra Starship member on new reality show"

The only headline I can imagine worse than that would be "Every member of Lifetime dies."

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LookBackAndLaugh (October 30, 2008)

"Jawbreaker to reunite, replace Schwarzenbach with 'I set my friends on fire' lead singer"

deadXlast (October 30, 2008)

Okay, you win, stop already.

sweetsuperior (October 30, 2008)

Punkest news ever.

TrueBeliever (October 30, 2008)

She's pretty hot...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b250/Temirs/Cobra%20S tarship/CobraStarship2.jpg

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MilesQToast (October 30, 2008)

eh, looks like she could easily be a dude to me.

Banal242 (October 30, 2008)

http://www.jokerprod.com/images/Cobra%20Starship.jpg

Is this the same chick, because she seems kind of plain to me.

MilesQToast (October 30, 2008)

she's no sarah palin.

baseball (October 30, 2008)

http://fuse.tv/media/ontv/shows/redemption-song/elisa-1024x768.j pg

Honestly, she looks like the kind of person who would stalk the lead singer in a band.

Banal242 (October 30, 2008)

Jeezus, what a photoshop of horrors.

baldsteve (October 30, 2008)

Whatever is in that picture is fucking disgusting.

mCLz (October 30, 2008)

thats fucking nauseating

eighty (October 30, 2008)

just puked a little

jacknife737 (October 30, 2008)

That's hot.

punk_sk (October 30, 2008)

I wish i could see her play her keytar. By keytar I mean my cock and play i mean suck for hours.

Evil_Dead (October 30, 2008)

You wish you could see her suck for hours her your cock?

Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

is she hot? if so, i want to do her. if not, i don't.

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Preston (October 30, 2008)

I haven't rallied around a catch phrase like this since Urkle uttered "did I do that?"

TerrancePryor (October 30, 2008)

This show has "wtf" written all over it.

el_matt (October 30, 2008)

Well, at least it's not another VH1 reality show about someone that got famous because they were in another VH1 reality show trying to have sex with some D-Lister past his/her 15 minutes of fame.

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Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

or it's not making the band 3: season 10

Franco (October 30, 2008)

Or atleast it's not another show about someone who got famous because they were in another VH1 reality show trying to have sex with someone was in another VH1 reality show trying to have sex with some D-Lister past his/her 15 minutes of fame

TrueBeliever (October 30, 2008)

Is Chris Jericho judging talent now? Has he heard his own band? Guy should stick to submissions.

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Evil_Dead (October 30, 2008)

Lion Tamer > Walls of Jericho

biggest_dick_in_the_south (October 30, 2008)

Is that his band Lion Tamer? I really need to hear this

biggest_dick_in_the_south (October 30, 2008)

Wow. Lion Tamer would be such a better band name. Whats up with the crippled dude video. This are so many things wrong with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMAsjoo8TI

baseball (October 30, 2008)

Wow, do not watch that video. She is incredibly annoying.

tonyhoag (October 30, 2008)

I thought that video was really funny! Not like "ha ha, she's funny", but like "yeah, she knows and acknowledges she has a psycho side" funny.

Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

i just watched the first two minutes on mute. all i saw was big boobs, crying, them singing, a bus and chris jericho with mom hair.

HeyBarmold (October 30, 2008)

Words cannot express...

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deadXlast (October 30, 2008)

how much was phone.

Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

max bemis table doughnuts

wonton (October 30, 2008)

flashlight doughnut sandwich

Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

after a serious break up at a street dogs show who are better than dkm and one of the constantly hot water music exclusive listeners

MilesQToast (October 30, 2008)

in soviet russia best replacements album to start

avodrocyelir (October 30, 2008)

...the aristocrats?

edgelife (October 31, 2008)

my disappointment

words cannot express my disapproval

yayayayay
shai huluddd

rebeccaa (October 30, 2008)

I read this as Cobra Skulls and got seriously confused when keytarist popped up.

DreeeamWeaver (October 30, 2008)

Yawn

givemeamuseumandillfillit (October 30, 2008)

She's 23?

Age and girls is such a fucking weird thing.

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Holy_Balls (October 30, 2008)

I get older, they stay the same age.

TrueBeliever (October 30, 2008)

THAT is why I love high school girls so much.

StrangeSlowOld (October 30, 2008)

I'm a girl and I'm older than her. She looks to have at least 5 years on me.

biggest_dick_in_the_south (October 31, 2008)

Thats what sucking cock for meth will do.

hate_the_scene (October 30, 2008)

THATS THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN.

she should shut up (i.e. NOT SING) and just play that fucking keytar

thebigtakeover (October 30, 2008)

I know they weren't anything groundbreaking, but midtown was kinda good. Cobra Starship just fucking blows. Shame, Gabe. Shame

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biggest_dick_in_the_south (October 30, 2008)

agreed. they had some cool guitar stuff. this is fucking ridiculous.

nick_s (October 31, 2008)

True, couldn't even make it through the Cobra Starship album.

care (October 31, 2008)

LOL @ "former keytarist"

Lesterfangs (October 31, 2008)

23? She looks like she's 33 in that video.

She was kicked out of Cobra Starship because
Cobra Starship realized one day that the KEYTAR
sucks.

nick_s (October 31, 2008)

Nice to see the coke and mental instability line still leads to inane rambling, fuck this girl is annoying!

fuckin_ay (October 31, 2008)

hi elisa!! pinkberry ;) guess who it is? waytoonormal@gmail.com (fin)

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