go pick some potatoes

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Codu (November 27, 2008)

Have you ever seen Belfast man?

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

Belfast Man? Is he like some kind of ginger haired alcoholic backwards cunt superhero?

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Codu (November 27, 2008)

Haha, yeah, if superhero's kneecapped people.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

Despite the misplaced anger and the toilet-talk, there are times when the stuff coming out of you is genius.

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andrewking (November 27, 2008)

Almost my thoughts exactly, as I don't see it as misplaced anger so much as reaching out for some kind of backwards acceptance.

Really, you're pretty fucking lonely if you're visiting your favourite sports team's website regularly, posting garbage on a music site, and then blogging about the music site not letting you post garbage.

That, or it's some post-grad working on some kind of bizarre internet community behaviour thesis - and we're the mice.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

If that is an experiment its a deep one with way too many variables.

Loves Liverpools team, calls you a cunt if you call him a brit.

I hope he's really Hugh Jackman, just bored on a movie set

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acris (November 27, 2008)

Agreed.

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RamblinBoyOfPleasure (November 27, 2008)

if you were standing in fron tof me I would smash your fucking skull off the wall

I went to Belfast this Summer and had a blast.

my mother did this late last night as well. what the hell is going on?

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

story of my life? let's just say it's a fork and a knife.

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24HourPriapism (November 27, 2008)

dude, i dunno. i would've said this was thanksgiving related, but apparently my mom always cooks shit at weird times of the night.

ironically, we haven't even fully defrosted the turkey yet. yeah, that's gonna be awesome....

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nick_s (November 27, 2008)

I hate to break it to you but both your mothers are stoners...

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24HourPriapism (November 27, 2008)

actually that would be more of a relief.

The following line is an example of why Machine 15 is a bad album:

"Creativity is still my gasoline"

How can you sing that straightfaced?

Would be excellent like.

I thought it was his gee eff.

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Codu (November 27, 2008)

So did I, but he seems to get pretty confused when she makes sexual references.

Would break the EDGE =O

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Codu (November 27, 2008)

Apologies Mike if she is btw..

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

yeah I have no idea, I'm probably wrong.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

wHO gIVES a fUCK!!!!

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

bill frosby

I know I could never say "no" with absolute certainty, but I do know I have tried really hard and can't find anything.

Not much of an answer for ya, but whatever.

Yeah, I have some back at home, I think. E-mail me and when I get back I'll see if I can hook you up.

yep.

yup. millencolin and swingin' utters for me.

yep. Millencolin and Lagwagon. god damn, Im so glad they were on that game, otherwise Id probably still be listenin to Goo Goo Dolls and rap

I blame Punk O Rama.

I remember when those games had good music aka the first two.

Tony Hawk 2 got me into Bad Religion.

got me into Revolutions Per Minute with "Like the Angel"

also got me into Avail with "Simple Song"

Why bother, you're just going to break a wagonwheel and your daughter is going to get sick and die.

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

that's ok! I brought two extra! And some extra axles just in case! and the bitch was dead weight anyway.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

Good luck Fjording the river with that stuff.

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

it's ok we brought monster trucks for that

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

only thing is snake bites. you might have to suck out the poison.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

You are doomed then. I've already made it across the river. Almost to destination. I ate my family and burned the ox.



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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

you crafty pioneer you

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

haha I just noticed the subject.

Dysentery

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

I like the way you think

Luke broke his leg

Luke got bit by a snake

Luke has dysentary

Alan has died

Luke has drowned

TRUE STORY.

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

:`(

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

That's the saddest fucking story I've ever read in my life.

I once found a first gen CD ROM in a thrift store for a quarter and then spent a day rigging up my computer to play it. So worth it.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

lol awesome

I don't know, but let me know if you find it, brings back some good old 3rd grade memories. Triumph is shooting down a bear and not getting typhoid fever.

They both suck?

True.

Honestly? Yeah I think it does.

Much so

Definitely. Nowhere near as tinny/flat.

The leak was unmastered/probably not the final mix too... that's usually how leaks go.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

I thought you were mikexchick, I get you two confused.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I'm too much in a shitty mood to attempt to say something witty. So... yeah... probably.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

What's up? Dog get into the kitchen and now you have to go get Chinese food?

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

I am seriously contemplating watching A Christmas Story this year. I have seen it too many times, and I'm still burnt out, but I guess it's not a full Christmas without it.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

Switch A Christmas Story with Gremlins. I did back in 94, never looked back. Best holiday movie ever.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

I like your reasoning for sure. I think I might actually just have to do that this year. Thinking about it, I don't think I would really be all too upset if I never saw A Christmas Story again in my life. I'm 24, and have seen it 15 times. I feel bad for anyone older than me, because I know they've seen it even more times.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

did you have a shitty breakup?

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

How did you guess?

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

I'm older than you by quite a bit, but I've only seen it all the way through, start to credits maybe 3 times.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I've only seen it like twice all the way through... I hate that fucking holiday.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

Consider yourself lucky. It used to be family tradition to watch that movie every Christmas.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

LOL @ your gay family

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

LOL at them indeed.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I don't get it.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

Im pretty sure its a 'Will & Grace' reference

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I knew it!

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

Actually, I think it might be a Three's Company reference.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

Wow, they imported that shit to you? Or did you buy the dvds?



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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

lol

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

He probably had them on his Christmas wishlist.

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

DO NOT mention that show. or Friends.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

Why not? Friends was an awesome show, but not as good as Blossom.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

Friends.

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

You have now made yourself a causality in my unending war on Kevin Bright.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

I love that you are having an unending war.

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

I mean, techincally, there will be a break between him dying, and me chasing his soul to its eternal torment in hell, but that's more of a pause.

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

That's awesome.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I have one against my girlfriend's mother. I want her dead, dude. DEAD.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

mate the poor bitch has to go to sleep every night knowing her daughter is dating some faggy loser. cut her a bit of slack.

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

at least she doesn't have to go to sleep knowing her daughter is a liverpool fan.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

That's how she makes me feel like.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

maybe you should start an emo blog like that dudley shale faggot hahaha

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

I like his blog.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

me too but it makes me sad :(

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Martholamew (November 27, 2008)

You win. You may say the dumbest shit I've ever seen, but god damn you make me laugh.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

That reminds me, did you ever start yours?

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

You already know what I'm about
Flying birds down south
Moving wet off the step
Purple Rain in the drought
Stuntin on hoes
Brushing off my shirt
But ain't nothing on my clothes
'Cept my chain
My name
Young H-O
Pitch the yea faithful
Even if they patrol i make payroll
Benz paid for
Friends they roll
Private jets down to Turks and Caicos
Chrys case loads
I don't give a shit
Nigga one life to live i can't let a day go
Bye
Without me being fly
Fresh to death
Head to toe until the day i rest
And i don't wear jerseys I'm thirty plus
Give me a crisp pair of jeans nigga button ups
S dots on my feet
Makes my cycle complete
What more can i say Guru play the beat


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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

You are more of a gangsta than I previously thought.

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andrewking (November 27, 2008)

I think in this case it was the fact the music was ripped from a stream, and streams are never of good quality to begin with.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

Probablt played a part, but I know for a fact it wasn't unmastered or anything.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

Wait, so you're saying it WAS mastered?

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

Yeah, I fucked up my typing, sorry. It wasn't mastered, and not the final mix.

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

I kind of figured that, I was just being an ass.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

It's cool ;-)

I thought so. The vinyl is sick.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

yeah man i love collecting vinyl too. how warm does it sound hey?

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andrewking (November 27, 2008)

I find myself becoming more and more fascinated with you on a daily basis.

I got 12:30--shoot I still blaze?

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

no. and im talkin ciggarette break you stupid drug head

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

Who am I gonna' share all this coke with?

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baldsteve (November 27, 2008)

Max Headroom

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

It's thanksgiving...so some indians?

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You_Are_A_Loser (November 27, 2008)

Just lie and tell them it's wampum.

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mikexdude (November 27, 2008)

Wouldn't that be in opposite theory than the actual history of the holiday?

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scientistrock (November 27, 2008)

I think it serves to both display what we say is true about thanksgiving and what the settlers really did. It seems like a nice gift, but it's gonna fuck them up hardcore.

Why should we? He's a cunt.

i dont celebrate stupid fuckin holiday. go eat some more turkey and get fatter ya stupid fuckin seppos! i got my work christmas party on tonight woot woot

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wonton (November 27, 2008)

Use proper grammar you toothless cunt!

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

suck a fuck you dumb seppo you wouldnt know good english if it slapped your cock

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Cheesetits (November 27, 2008)

Explain seppo.

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

you dumb ignorant ...

Seppo Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

Will those stupid seppos ever shut up bragging about how much lemonade they can drink?

seppo Slang for Americans - as septic tank rhymes with yank, but Americans are also full of shit like septic tanks

This seppo would not shut up about NFL last week



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Cheesetits (November 27, 2008)

I guess derogatory slangs are only harmful when known. Thanks buddy. If I ever hear of this again, I will be able to laugh.

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MattRamone (November 27, 2008)

Rhyming slang is dumb. It makes you all sound like rappers with down syndrome.

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MilesQToast (November 27, 2008)

I think it's yank-septic tank-seppo.

kindof a stretch if you ask me.

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wonton (November 27, 2008)

how do i sucked fuck?

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

just continue on in your bubble of ignorance you fuckin idiot. go watch some more nascar

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14theroad (November 27, 2008)

We should give thanks for cunts being toothless.

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BarleyPat (November 29, 2008)

Not so fast, my friend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE

I do...

Neat.

I played videogames with him back in 95, does that mean you and I have to fill each others asses with tapioca pudding now?

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eazyd2 (November 27, 2008)

Neat.

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MattRamone (November 27, 2008)

Did he then go on to write the best reviews ever?

you and everyone else on this site

Yeah guys more like FAKE Scwarzenbach!

Am-I-right?