I would say I was the drunkest, but then I met Scotty.

Dude took that shit to a whole new level when he drinks like it's Fest every night.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

I'm pretty sure that Scotty is Bacchus, the Roman God of Intoxication. You can't go up against a God.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

I'll take them all on. Half Irish and Mexican, born drunk. Lets go!

It's not who wins the game, it's how drunk you get.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

While I haven't met you, Scotty lives in a different dimension where Alcohol is nothing more than Water. His liver is it's own sentient being.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

You know that thing I do where I keep drinking long after everyone has stopped and I end up accidentally consuming all the available beer? Scotty outdoes me on that. Last time we hung out, I ended up passing out at like 4 AM and he and Chris kept pounding shots and playing Off With Their Heads loud enough to make plaster come off the ceiling.



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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

He's magic, that's all I can figure.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

I have to meet him.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

He's better than described. He's alcohol and fun incarnate.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

It's times like this I feel like I live on the wrong Coast.

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RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

I would say the greatest without a doubt,you scan these pages all day long keeping us lesser punks all posted. hats to you.

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android (December 23, 2008)

I can´t wait to meet all you guys in person one day.I´ll bring some german beer.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Alcoholism - is there anything better at bringing punx together?

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

customs is going to looooove you.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

It's all regulations with you, The Man.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

heyheyhey, I'm only 'the man' on Paper.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

But what about your soullllllllllllll, brother?

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

black as coal.

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badbrain (December 23, 2008)

Next year I am fasting for the 2 weeks leading up to Fest

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

Doomed to fail. You think olympic athletes stop training before they have to perform?

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

Such a great point.

I'm going to the Fest this year, hook or crook.

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badbrain (December 23, 2008)

Oh, I just meant with food. I will consume nothing but Beer for the 2 weeks prior to fest. This will prepare my body mind and soul, while also hopefully keeping the absurd amount of by the slice pizza I will drunkenly consume there from wreaking the havok on my body that it did this year

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joemomma420666 (December 23, 2008)

leonardoz

You forgot the biting social critique of Skrewdriver.

"It's in the corner, next to your Kanye West sunglasses and neon hipster headband, snookums!"

-My mom, in reply

I hadn't even heard of that. But when I heard 'Defeated' all I thought was, "man, this guy is two seconds away from blowing his brains out."

Sucks, too. The guy seems really cool, and they are my favorite band. It was strange because in High School 'Wake The Dead' got me through a lot of bad times, and its just weird knowing that someone who helped when you were down has no place to go.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

It's like the same wording and everything.

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Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

Haha you bastards had me confused in the Brand New thread. Ahhhh good times.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

hahahaha lets keep this goin

i was sad it was failed

It's not showing me which frilly little doll you're pining for.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

You're full of sass today, aren't ya?

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

Full of Ass.

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MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Which American Girl are you? I'm Molly.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

I have no idea what that means.

Maria?

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

Maria, when are you coming to Nashville?

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

While I realize you are really asking. I should be there around april or may.

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

*aren't

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

It's alright, they were probably lost in themselves in their reflection from your head.

When are you coming to Arizona?

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baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

Much like last year, they save Arizona until late summer or early fall, Sweating my nuts off.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

We must hang out then, and sweat together.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

I didn't mean for that to come out so gay....

That's a very bad joke.

It's the harbinger of doom. Lock yourself in a closet until the demons leave.

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RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

youuu don't love you anymore, cast your demons aside, keep 'em close enough to know that you're movin onnnn

It's 70 degrees outside my house today. How does that make you feel?

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Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

It's 19 here. At least it warmed up a bit today. There's a bus strike where I am, so people are being forced to walk in this God forsaken weather.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

That sucks...

Ah, the suns shinning. Sweet!

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Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

I better cum lotion you up.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

Oh, you are the living end.

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wonton (December 23, 2008)

I hope paddy from D4 sits on your face.
Thats how i feel.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

It's like a dream come true.

Thanks!

*cough* baldsteve at yahoo *cough*

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

Mighty strong cough you got yourself, there.

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wonton (December 23, 2008)

It's because of the cold weather. You wouldn't know about it.

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Dudley_Shale (December 23, 2008)

Today I had a snow cone and I thought of you.

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rebeccaa (December 23, 2008)

thank you thank you thank you

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badbrain (December 23, 2008)

Is this how real men pick up chicks

their fucking headlining???? i dont get it.... Comeback kid have to have a bigger fan base than carpathian. Carpathian lost half their fans off their last album cos their wasnt enough "mosh" to it. But still, should be an awesome tour, finally getting to see verse will be awesome, and comeback kid are always top shelf live!