Melee: “When is Hannukah This Year?”

Posted by aubin on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 3:00 PM (EST)

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JeremyS (December 23, 2008)

Sunset, December 21 to sunset, December 29 The first Day of Hanukkah is December 22.
done

RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

I was sad to hear about chris' failed suicide attempt shortly after devils and angels came out. Hope he gets the help he needs to bring out the finest canadian album the world has seen.

abracadaver (December 23, 2008)

I hadn't even heard of that. But when I heard 'Drive Away' all I thought was, "man, this guy is two seconds away from blowing his brains out."

Sucks, too. The guy seems really cool, and they are my favorite band. It was strange because in High School 'Everyday Behavior' got me through a lot of bad times, and its just weird knowing that someone who helped when you were down has no place to go.

Cheesetits (December 23, 2008)

I think there is way too much research involved in this. Yet it's still funny.

abracadaver (December 23, 2008)

Not enough actually. Ramblin fucked up and forgot to change the "greatest canadian album" part after Comeback Kid. Melee are from SoCal, I think.

RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

god fuck me eternally

rebeccaa (December 23, 2008)

obviously you should kill yourself now

RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

i'm trying to but i don't think the new melee album is gonna be here by xmas.

MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Time for a fun, permanent solution.

badbrain (December 23, 2008)

Meleefail

wonton (December 23, 2008)

I just listened to my first bring me the horizon song.

That had to be the most drop d breakdowns ive heard in my life.

badbrain (December 23, 2008)

drop d breakdowns? As in drop dead awesome? I hope so

Adlai_E_Stevenson (December 23, 2008)

Drop D tuning, so you can make lazy man's power chords.

MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Drop deaf

Cheesetits (December 23, 2008)

Speaking of melee's, I have never actually been in a fight before.

baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

They aren't fun. Your hands hurt the next day. Plus getting socked in the nose is the worst.

Cheesetits (December 23, 2008)

I've always wanted to know how I would do though, you know? Like if I could actually cause some damage, since I'm tall, but pretty thin, with no upper body strength. I did play soccer for a long time though, maybe my legs would be like iron poles of death.

RamblinBoyOfPleasure (December 23, 2008)

newcastle brown ale is the ticket.just smash a bottle of that round their head.

Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

I'm not a tough guy, and I'm only 5' 6'', 150 lbs, but I've been in a few fights. It seems everytime I win, I end up losing. Case in point; My girlfriend was punched in the face outside of a bar, and I proceed to pounce on the guy in a fit of rage. My tunnel vision got the best of me and I didn't hear the police arrive. They maced the fucking life out of me. I ended up sitting on a cub handcuffed for 30 minutes while waiting for an ambulance to clean out my eyes. Moral of the story, you aren't missing much.

Cheesetits (December 23, 2008)

Yeah, but that IS a good reason to kick some ass though.

Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

Also, when you wash mace off and it touches your special area, it leaves a harsh burning rash on your nads.

badbrain (December 23, 2008)

What became of that poor cub you sat on? Was animal control all up your ass about it later?

Martholamew (December 23, 2008)

In Canada, bears are like roaches.

dev (December 23, 2008)

It's true. I squashed 5 bears just coming into work today.

baldsteve (December 23, 2008)

I'm 6' tall, I've got good upper body strength though, only time I can say I 'lost' was when there was 3 dudes. That sucked.

I can also say that pepper spray sucks, worst part is the 'decon'

joemomma420666 (December 23, 2008)

devils and angels and airwaves

badbrain (December 23, 2008)

I think it'd be demons and angels and airwaves. I believe demons would be the hell equivalent to angels. Unless you mean the New Jersey Devils

HOISTDATRAG (December 23, 2008)

God and devils and angels and airwaves are raging inside me

MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Fart the machine

joemomma420666 (December 23, 2008)

the duhventure

MattRamone (December 23, 2008)

Taste of Gay-os.