Bowl with Bad Religion, Anti-Flag, NOFX, Bayside, Less Than Jake (for Charity)

Contributed by alex101. Posted by aubin on Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 8:33 PM (EDT)

The Warped Tour promoters have announced a charity auction that will give one winner (and guest) an opportunity to bowl with a number of Warped Tour acts. The auction is to benefit the T.J. Martell Foundation and all proceeds go towards leukemia, cancer, and AIDS research.

Bands features in the auction include NOFX, Bad Religion, Less Than Jake, Underoath, Anti-Flag, Bayside, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Maine, Innerpartysystem, There For Tomorrow, Hit The Lights, The White Tie Affair, Meg and Dia, Big D and the Kids Table, Senses Fail, TAT, The A.K.A.s, Sing It Loud, Lights, Madina Lake, Black Tide, Architects, Escape the Fate, A Rocket To The Moon, Dear and the Headlights and TV/TV.

To pick your teammates, read the rules and place your bid, visit the Auction.

Bands in this story

NOFX

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Hit The Lights

Big D and the Kids Table

Dear and the Headlights

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edgelife (June 11, 2009)

I'd probably bowl with NOFX.

Banal242 (June 11, 2009)

Hey, homo. You could pick Meg and/or Dia.

Unless you are gay, then I'm not sure who of that group would float your boat.

ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

Nofx.

Cyanotic (June 11, 2009)

I have no idea who they are, but

WOULD

LinoleumMagazine (June 12, 2009)

I think the contest is to bowl with them, not fuck them.

TheMike (June 11, 2009)

*Something about greg graffin playing with his balls*

but seriously, I would love to bowl with Bad Religion.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

2 years ago at Warped I was backstage when Less Than Jake was putting on a small acoustic set...and all they did was talk about farts the whole time

Wentz_Equals_Death (June 11, 2009)

go with escape the fate and then clobber them with bowling pins

TheMike (June 11, 2009)

I am a false prophet, God is a superstition.

Fuck, I love that movie.

Dante3000 (rich) (June 11, 2009)

You may have speeds but I like my delivery more.
-Dante

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Doesn't matter how or how many times it was said as long as it happens.

Dante3000 (rich) (June 11, 2009)

Well...there's a sure fire way to make sure you and Escape the Fate are at the same place, at the same time, with large blunt objects.
-Dante

DrHankMcCoy (June 11, 2009)

comment is in favor of "large blunt objects"
if i could put "blunt" in italics, i would

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Why do I see NOFX kicking ass at bowling? It just seems right for some reason.

TheMike (June 11, 2009)

Yeah, it would be a lot of fun bowling with them. They probably would be pretty awesome.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

I'd rather bowl with Davey Havok. Bowling is his life and it has always been his dream.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

Balls are gonna roll.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I'm sure he has plenty experience with balls.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

Boooooooooo!

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

I think it's time... time for me to be a girl GO!

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Gender change on demand

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

To me, the consumption of beer is rather essential to a high-brow sport such as bowling. Therefore, I find it surprising straightedgers could excel.

Then again, I totally see MIke Ski of the AKAs rolling strikes and punctuating them with lots of handclaps and "Yeah? OH YEAHHHH!"s. He'll probably play more than one lane as The AKAs are Everywhere.

ChadReligion (June 12, 2009)

they actually really suck

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I want to bowl with Underoath so I can tell them what I really think of them.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Fuck bowling. You want to know how to make money? Put Fat Mike and Underoath in a cage together and let them duke it out. I'd pay.

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Fat Mike - Drunk.
Underoath - Praying.

Outcome: Decision. Not one punch is thrown.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

How could a pompous, drunk, atheist miss an opportunity to heckle some christfreaks?

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Oh a Verbal Cage Match! Advantage: Fatty. I'll meet y'all in Vegas.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

In fairness to fat mike, didn't the underoath dudes talk on stage about their opposition to gay marriage? Or were those stories exaggerated. If they were, then fat mike was totally a dick. If they were not exaggerated pompous atheist > homophobes who launder their hate to god.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

I'm almost positive underoath is pro-gay marriage.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Yeah, then not only was fat mike kinda being a dick, he lied in his update about it. Or someone did. Fuck it. I should stop talking about things I don't remember.

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

Ask the dinosaurs what Underoath think of gay marriage.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

They do apparently love dinosaurs.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

You sound like a Caveman.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Religion isn't a buffet where you can pick and choose beliefs.

jacknife737 (June 11, 2009)

When something is as vague as Christianity's position on homosexuality, then one has to go with your own interpretation.

consider_the_ravens (June 11, 2009)

Cancer, luekemia and aids research requires animal research which peta is against and anti flag supports peta

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

So I've considered the Ravens... now what?

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I'll consider you.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

Come full circle.

misterspike (June 11, 2009)

OMG ... Anti Flag supports Cancer, Leukemia and AIDS!

scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

...but what about aids rock?

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

What about AIDS Wolf?

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

gutterwolves!

evndude (June 11, 2009)

Glad (and sad) BR has the highest price, but now they're way out of my league.

Also, where's NOFX?

TEF (June 11, 2009)

Hmm. Is paying more than $300 worth it to bowl with Lights? She's totally hot... but her music sucks.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

You can find hot girls with no talent anywhere.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Pfft, screw Arizona. I would have payed a pretty penny to bowl with Big D. And I would have payed the prettiest penny to bowl with Less Than Jake.

ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

I would so bowl with LTJ, and I guess with Big D. Was never a huge Kids Table fan. I'd rather do it with Streetlight.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

How sad for the bands that no one has bid on yet.

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Fuck being sad, dude that Mummies show ruled. My pictures came out amazing.

Torgo better review that, my version will just have the words "oh my god" and "fuck" multiple times.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

God damn that show ruled. God fucking damn. Put the pics up in the beard cave!

ffwoodycooks (June 11, 2009)

i would like to view said pictures

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I'll put them in the cave. You will love them. I even got Jezebel on video, I'll youtube it.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Seeing "Justine" is like, the greatest thing ever.

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Yessir, that, stronger than dirt and planet of the apes made my night.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

The only thing better about maxwell's was their choice of sonics' cover. They did "He's Waiting".

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Only way it could have been more perfect was if they covered "I'm Down"

TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

I feel like I owe it to myself to check this band out. What should I look for?

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

I say now, and I'll say forever. Start with Fuck the Mummies if you can find it. It's the most "accessible" because they refused to release it because it sounded too clean.

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I prefer the dirty sound, its what I heard first but that disc is grand start to finish. Wish some of my favorites were on it.

Did you grab a shirt? I was wearing it through the parking garage at work today and one of the attendants asked why "kick me" was written on my back. I didn't know what to say

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Nah, they only had smalls.

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Baldsteve @ yahoo

I'll make sure you get it.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

windfall32 at yahoo dot com

Hook me up?

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Email it to me, I won't remember to come back and check. Won't be home for a week

Torgo (June 12, 2009)

I screamed for I'm Down a few times but to no avail... I hate when people do that, but I was 5 or 6 beers in I'm allowed dammit!

Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Yes, I was so fucking stoked on Justine!

Torgo (June 12, 2009)

I want to see those hot pix!!!!

Torgo (June 12, 2009)

Yeah I should review it, but it will indeed include many "oh my gods" and "fucks." So happy I jacked the setlist off the keyboard. Way too intense to text myself the setlist/too drunx

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Bruce Campbell is on my TV shouting about his gun.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

You're TV knows good programing.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

You are TV knows good programming.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Doh!

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

did you listen to kemuri?

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Listening to them right now. I'm going to need to find their torrent.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

my favorite songs are Minimum Wage, Ohichyo, and Kanasimiyo.

Phantom_Maggot (June 11, 2009)

Such fun Japanese ska.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

seriously. They are better than a lot of the usuall third wave suspects in my opinion.

blue_drink (June 11, 2009)

Bruce Campbell is the coolest.

Also, what is this 6 Or 7 Popes? I read all of them, and it's so hilarious.

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Right now it's just the webcomic that we're trying to updated every two weeks. Eventually we're going to write a graphic novel.

blue_drink (June 11, 2009)

I will be sure to bookmark this website and check it every other week. Keep up the great work!

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

Thanks man!

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

"Boomstick"?

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

The problem with what I was referring to was that it wasn't a movie. It was burn notice.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I like Burn Notice.

thatsyouth (June 11, 2009)

dammit you beat me to it!

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

bedknobs and boomstix?

scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

they should do a thing where you get to bid to fuck the band members.

the bids on that paramore girl would be through the roof.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

How much for Alex Story of Cancerslug?

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

I'd make her wear the Reel Big Fish shirt she wore last Warped Tour.

eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

you are so fuckin gay.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u40/Windfall32/1242433817728. png

ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

Hahaha nice.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I'd make her wear my Propagandhi shirt.... gotta keep my org cred.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Of course. I mean sure fucking is nice, but if you lose your org cred is it really worth it?

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I actually had my girl keep her Ergs shirt on during sex because I'm a creep.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

She looks like a 15 year old boy. Have fun.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I like my women like my cups of coffee... hot, small, and perky

scientistrock (June 11, 2009)

I like my men like I like my coffee...ground up and in my freezer.

eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

takes one to know one

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

Why do you think people troll on you, pervo

scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

im just not attracted to any girls who weigh over 100 pounds. is it shallow? yes. is it demeaning? probably. do i care? no.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I got my hands up her dress, and it means nothing....

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

I love I-Spy. That shit owns

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I just got "Perversity is Spreading...." about two weeks ago. Non-stop play.

baldsteve (June 11, 2009)

That was a favorite of mine over a decade ago. Better late than never.

The ISPY split is the best thing Propagandhi was ever associated with

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

A decade ago I was 7 and playing pokemon, not hardcore.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

So what you're saying is you're the Paramore broad?

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

If I was I would masturbate in front of a mirror

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

You could just put a picture of her over your face....

Windfall (June 12, 2009)

But I see with my face!

Cos (June 12, 2009)

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-----iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!

ChuckieFinster (June 11, 2009)

There's like maybe 5 bands I would even consider. This is a rad idea, but fuck Warped Tour and the '00s shitty emo takeover.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I think it's too far in prehistory to have registered (The 19-00's - 19-teens) But it's going to be weird when we have to start referring to the current decade as the '20s.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Owen is awesome.

eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

luke is better

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

Touche.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

they both always have this wry winking at the audience where they seem like they know they're in a movie in all their movies vibe. I like it though.

MattRamone (June 11, 2009)

If you like shitty bands.

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

stfu

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

hhup?

MattRamone (June 11, 2009)

Duckpin Bowling better.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Kobe Bryant could possibly be one of the biggest douchebags ever to play in the NBA.

eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

?????????

TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

blahblahblah

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Cheering for Kobe Bryant is like cheering for rape.

TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

Recycled joke from last night...get more material

eazyd2 (June 11, 2009)

it wasnt funny yesterday and it isnt funny today. fuck off you loser.

TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

Great minds think alike.

Cos (June 12, 2009)

I'm cheering for Gasol.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

a lot of the greats have been douchebags.

scorpiondeathlock (June 11, 2009)

if kobe came out and admitted that he raped that girl id start rooting for him.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Seriously, does he have to bitch to the ref about EVERY single call? And have temper-tantrums whenever he gets fouled?

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

he learned it by watching soccer.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

nah but tim duncan is the same way

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I think Kobe is way worse
And he's also a dirty player, and not even like the Michael Jordan-esque "sneaky and slick" type of play, he just plays cheap and dirty, and yet he whines about everything that happens to him

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

It's also evident because his teammates don't like him.

LeBron makes a game winning shot everyone on the Cavs bench rushes to him. Kobe makes a game winning shot no one runs to Kobe. That's gotta say something about the guy.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

He's always yelling at his teammates, there's a difference between coaching them and bitching it at them...And we all know which one he is doing

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I'm starting a band called Aside From the Rape... (including the "...," makes it more indie sounding.)

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Damnit, that's a great name. I wish I had thought of it.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

it's okay. The other day when I woke up I had the phrase "Bifurcated Chinchilla" drifting around in my head and I thought it would make a good band name or at least a good venue name. You can haz it.

thatsyouth (June 11, 2009)

Tim Duncan is the greatest power forward of all time. So he can do that if he wants.

MilesQBastard.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

haha. the man hasn't committed a foul in his entire career if you ask him.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Kobe also gets phantom whistles blown in his favor all the time. He'll be fading away from a player and it will be a foul.

He must be a wizard.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

I also don't like how the commentators are all over his nuts, and they give him passes for what ever he does

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

that is definitely true.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Like the two technicals he should have had for attacking Dwight Howard...

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Even for the people who don't watch basketball...they could turn the game on for a second and there's a 90% chance that they'll see Kobe on the screen bitching about somethin

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

It really is amazing to see somebody drain a three with a few minutes left to go in the nba finals. I can hit 20 of 20 jump shots in a row if I'm by myself, but as soon as I'm in a game with a hand in my face and something on the line it goes to about 2 of 20. I can't imagine performing under that kind of pressure.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Yeah it is amazing, and they do it effortlessly
I hit a lot of 3s when I played and high school, but when it came down to pressure situations I would literally get shakey and my shot would be way off most of the time

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

u just new d-fish wuz gon hit dat shot.

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Of course

cpp_ (June 11, 2009)

does Bad religion come with Brett Gurewitz?

MattRamone (June 11, 2009)

Only if you smell like Axe.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

the thing that makes the axe chocolate guy commercial so disturbing is the big smile he has on his face while his arm is being broken off. There are masochistic undertones.

baldy_shale (June 11, 2009)

I was just thinking that about an hour ago when it played.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I think they just started playing it again a couple weeks ago. It's funny how sometimes they'll show a commercial for a month and you never see it again. Then some they'll show for a couple months and you don't see it again for 9 months and then they suddenly bring it back. And then some commercials like seasonal christmas ones stick around for years and years. It was just in the last few years I noticed they weren't running the Flintstones/chocolate pebbles "Tis the season to be sharing, Fred." one.

Like the honey nut cheerios/christmas carol one. It wasn't til the commercial was in like its 6th year that I realized that scrooge was saying "My customary gruel will suffice"

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

It's an absolute shame they don't show this commercial anymore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvhnRAd4V0

ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

That was totally the best.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

Nothing beats getting your naughty bits teethed on.

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

I get the vibe that Jay Bently is the only non-tool in the band.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

having these two kittens has made me realize what parents mean when they say something like "I love both my kids the same amount but in different ways."

Windfall (June 11, 2009)

So.... you're a cat?

lintsay (June 11, 2009)

pics.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I would if I had the technology but I don't at the new pad yet. They're about 4 months at this point so they're kinda past the adorable baby kitty phase. But they're still awful cute to me. But one is so pathetic and whiny and always has to be all over you and he is named Scruffy Pete and one is more independent and not so neurotic and he is gray and named Jack.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I heart cats

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

they are bad ass.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I have 3 a dem mofos

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I was never that in to them then my family got one like 8 years ago and now I love them. Jeez it just dawned on me I could have these cats til I'm like 43.

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

How old are you now?

I've had my cat Rizzo for six years this year.

thatsyouth (June 11, 2009)

Ever wonder why #2 stands like this in every photo?

http://cbsireg.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/anti-flag1.j pg

http://www.voiceofaculture.de/magazin/interview/anti-flag/a ntiflag1small.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2771440/ AntiFlag+l_63cb5646d7151519dad530cbd010.jpg

http://media.photo bucket.com/image/anti%20flag/Lifesabreeze/AntiFlag_w.jpg

mikexdude (June 11, 2009)

There's that guy who just doesn't look like he belongs.

Also, Chris looks like an american apparel model in the last one. Not cool.

MilesQToast (June 11, 2009)

I don't take myself very seriously at all but I still don't think I could bring myself to pose like any of them in any of those pictures.

Tim_Armstrong (June 11, 2009)

Mumble mumble mumble strike!

shrapnel (June 11, 2009)

Man, got yo mumble mumble lookin' ass outta hea!

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

oh shit did I miss rancid on conan?

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

They performed Last One To Die, it's on youtube

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

wow. I knew conan was tall, but they all look like little venezuelan jockeys compared to him.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Yeah I thought the same thing too when I saw it, cause Tim is about 6 feet isn't he?

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I don't remember how tall they are but they look like I could pop them into my mouth and suck them like hard candy. And what did Conan half whisper to Tim there?

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

"they look like I could pop them into my mouth and suck them like hard candy."

Huh.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

they're tiny! Like little punk rock sour patch kids!

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

"Thanks for the guitar."

Green Day gave him a guitar on the second episode, and it turned into some kind of trend. A lot of the people who've played in the last two weeks have gave him guitar's. Lucky guy.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

ah so. Good ears mang.

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Saw it on tv, not youtube. May have been clearer for me because of that.

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Dude, does Tim Rancid have a head tattoo...some of those lines on his head looked too sharp to be a hairline...

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Haha, yeah, dumber than Lars forehead tattoo.

thegimper (June 11, 2009)

Overtime... Ug.

Make your free throws Dwight!

TrueBeliever (June 11, 2009)

We're gonna win this one, lose the next one, then win it all at home.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

so THAT'S why you don't like the kobe rape jokes.

Who cheers for the lakers?

Honestly.

You don't seem like you'd be from the barrio.

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

I am born and raised in Los Angeles, and hispanic.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

ok you meet the qualifications. You may root accordingly.

you dirty spic.

(I"m hispanic too so it's ok)

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

There's three of us?! Holy spic-shit.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

shhhh they're gonna make us go pick vegetables from the punknews fields if they know.

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Or make us make them burritos....

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I have only white-ass friends and this one chick, her family owns like a "country-store" in the hick part of the county and I went out there once for a bonfire party and she was like "just don't get too close to the migrant farmer buses or you might get herded on" and I was seriously scared that all those crazy crackers were going to lynch me even though I'm about the whitest mexican you will ever meet.

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

There's thatsyouth as well. But I know you and him are Mexican, not just what MilesQToast is. I may be the only one here from El Salvador...

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

don't know***

I don't know where the hell "not just" came from...

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I'm mexican too. You bougie hispanic bastard.

scorpiondeathlock (June 12, 2009)

the magic are the stupidest fucking team i cant even handle watching.

they should be up 3-1 in this series right now, but they are inevitably gonna be down 3-1 after this overtime.

how the fuck do you not foul jameer nelson and WHY THE FUCK IS RAFER ALSTON not in the game.

i cant even imagine what cheering for this team full time must be like.

thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Jameer Nelson fucking again blows the defensive play and let's Fisher drain a three.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

The free-throw is a lost art in professional basketball.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

granny-style that shit!

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

They should, but too bad that appearance is one of the most important things in the NBA

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

Remember when Arnold used to do the granny shots?

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

Hell yeah!

Trust the ball.

thegimper (June 12, 2009)

Did Marc Jackson always secretly wish he was a Laker?

He's calling this game like Kobe Bryant gave birth to him.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

He calls the game like Kobe raped him too, and he liked it.

baldy_shale (June 12, 2009)

I hate be a stickler, but technically that isn't rape.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

a couple years ago we had a big controversy, someone on like the city council or something was like talking about some bill or something and he was like...."There's a saying about when rape in inevitable....I'm not going to repeat it." And this lady was like "please don't" But it got on like The Soup or some national thing like that.

ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

The Soup is one of my favorite things ever.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

good call

thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

This x100. He's ALWAYS on the Lakers dick.

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Curious, is anybody here from Orlando? Or is it just naturally Los Angeles vs everyone else?

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Haha, look at Piatrus act like a little bitch. The Lakers raped them tonight as a team.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I can see both sides, but don't even point that out considering that Kobe has been acting like a bitch the whole game

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I'm in FL but not a big magic fan at all. I think it is natural. It's like the yankees. You either love them or love to hate them.

thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

That's how it is being a Dallas Cowboys fan. And I hate Lakers for the damage they've done on the Spurs. But we've done almost as much back.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

don't you realize that the Cowboys are the...the....Cowboys?

thatsyouth (June 12, 2009)

As in the greatest franchise in all of sports? Yes I do realize that.

thegimper (June 12, 2009)

I live in Oklahoma, but I've been a life long Magic fan.

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Done n done.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

don't you have some compton drive-by to go take part in?

TrueBeliever (June 12, 2009)

Compton isn't where we're allowed.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I like that new Dr. Pepper commercial with Dr. Dre though.

Cos (June 12, 2009)

Fuck yeah. The Spanish beast is officially released.

mikexdude (June 12, 2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWEcIjXYN78

Look at Tim's solo. After the last note, it's sustained but he clearly isn't holding it down.... then he picks up the guitar and messes with the toggle switch and it's still sustained. Is he doing the guitar equivalent to lip-syncing.

ChuckieFinster (June 12, 2009)

Couldn't tell. Computer's a piece of shit. But I love how it says fucking "Armstrong Ave", way to not be an egotistical fuck, Tim. Other than that, the performance wasn't too bad.

shrapnel (June 12, 2009)

I used to live on an Armstrong Ave.

MilesQToast (June 12, 2009)

I actually wondered about that too

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