Tours: The Static Age (Europe)

Contributed by an Anonymous Source. Posted by aubin on Monday, July 27, 2009 at 10:00 AM (EDT)

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TheOneTrueBill (July 27, 2009)

Why did they name themselves after a Green Day song?

24HourPriapism (July 27, 2009)

lolwut

SloaneDaley (July 27, 2009)

nope it is meant to represent the age on enlightenment following the first time a person hears A Static Lullaby.

SloaneDaley (July 27, 2009)

by the way the lineup for that social circkle show I was talking about was

Molested Youth (local openers pre-tay good)
Acid Reflux
Social Circkle
Brutal Knights
Career Suicide

it was fucking ace.

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

Bill, you have to run full force into a door knob for that one.

24HourPriapism (July 27, 2009)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3307/3608302516_56a9d9c5f5_o.jpg

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

what a moron. he deserved that.

ffwoodycooks (July 27, 2009)

nobody deserves that

Preston (July 27, 2009)

Flew too close to the sun with wings of pizza.

24HourPriapism (July 27, 2009)

i find that i can't stand seinfeld anymore, especially the longer it's been on the air. it's probably aged the worst out of any show because like 90% of the episodes wouldn't have existed if one of the characters had a cell phone.

SloaneDaley (July 27, 2009)

but but but Jerry had a car phone once I think.....

Preston (July 27, 2009)

Was really kinda referring to the myth, but perhaps Seinfeld has indeed ingrained my brain.

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

I look at it as live action Simpsons episodes. Those people are more cartoons than any of the Simpsons characters.

24HourPriapism (July 27, 2009)

arrested development is an example of a live-action cartoon done right.

seinfeld was alright i suppose, but it's just aged HORRIBLY. i just can't get into it anymore because, well, yeah. i already explained myself.

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

I saw Seinfeld's standup last month and his new material is great. If he comes your way or it gets released to dvd I have to highly recommend.

24HourPriapism (July 27, 2009)

not a fan of his standup either. when seinfeld swears it just sounds weird. i'd rather listen to that first dave attell album or something by david cross. it's not just "you know when...." kinda observational jokes with them. it's just more really hilarious spoken word. especially david cross.

AmericanRiot (July 27, 2009)

yeah seinfeld sucks. it sucked then, it sucks now. the jokes sucked. the characters sucked. and if i want to see michael richards act like a kook, i'll just watch UHF or the laugh factory video.

Preston (July 27, 2009)

Nice man however. He worked in my office for about a month. I came out of my room and there's Jerry Seinfeld pouring himself a cup of coffee. It was pretty surreal.

SloaneDaley (July 27, 2009)

Curb Your Enthusiasm is basically the same shit and they have cell phones. Yes specific scenarios wouldn't exist but the basic idea has proven to be doable.

binaural111 (July 27, 2009)

omg.

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

That is a goddamned crime. Whoever did that deserves no pizza.

jacknife737 (July 27, 2009)

jesus... are there pierogies on that thing?

ffwoodycooks (July 27, 2009)

"Clap Your Hands Twice + more"

goddammit, make your mind up

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

Clap Your Hands Twice Say Yeah?

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

I tripped and fell face first into my coffee table this morning. Thank God my glasses didn't break because I broke the other 2 pair I own in the last week.

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

You created that abomination above didn't you?

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

Food and drinks seem to be the one thing impervious to my clumsiness. I fell down a flight of stairs at a show Saturday with a hot dog in one hand and a beer in the other. Beer had absolute minimum spillage even though it was in a cup and the hotdog was fine. I got a round of applause for it.

Also, if I did that to a pizza, I wouldn't take a picture, I'd commit hari kari. It would be an honorable death.

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

We need to hang out. you get to hold the food.

ExtraCheesePizza (July 27, 2009)

Any time you want to come to Philly, I am definitely down to hang out. Ryan and Justin just came up for the Red Scare Tour and we had a fucking blast.

baldsteve (July 27, 2009)

I was just there over July 4th but schedule was packed

TheSandwiches (July 27, 2009)

You gabeled yourself

ThisUsernameisaPipeBomb (July 27, 2009)

I got this flyer from a man going door to door.
"How can you survive the end of the world? You are warmly invited to come and listen to the answer. The local congregation of Jehova's Witnesses invites you to attend the convention that will be held at the time and location shown here."