Fake Problems

Contributed by an Anonymous Source. Posted by aubin on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:00 PM (EDT)

Thursday, Dillinger Escape Plan and Fake Problems have announced a run of December dates together this year.

December 4, 2009	Farmingdale NY	The Crazy Donkey
December 5, 2009	Syracuse NY	Lost Horizon
December 6, 2009	Montreal QC	Foufounes Electriques
December 7, 2009	Toronto ON	The Mod Club
December 9, 2009	Poplar Grove IL	Chubby Rain House of Tunes
December 10, 2009	Grand Rapids MI	The Intersection
December 11, 2009	Covington KY	The Mad Hatter
December 12, 2009	Sauget IL	Pop's
December 14, 2009	Millvale PA	Mr. Small's Theatre
December 15, 2009	Baltimore MD	Otto Bar
December 16, 2009	Richmond VA	Canal Club Downstairs Lounge
December 17, 2009	Allentown PA	Crocodile Rock
December 18, 2009	Clifton Park NY	Northern Lights
December 19, 2009	Cambridge MA	The Middle East Downstairs

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Thursday

Dillinger Escape Plan

Fake Problems

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david_arquette (September 30, 2009)

Uh...

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ChokingVictim (September 30, 2009)

weirdest lineup, but i'll be at the richmond show for fake problems if it isn't too pricey.

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Babrook (September 30, 2009)

One of the weirdest lineups I've ever seen.

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Preston (September 30, 2009)

Weird, but pretty good tour. Afterwards, they do a 180 and have dates with The National Lights.

My buddy Gabe said he saw a show that was Old Dirty Bastard and Dillinger Escape Plan years ago.

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MN_DrNick (September 30, 2009)

Reminds me a lot of that Mastodon / Against Me! / Cursive tour back in 2007. Weird lineup, but it would be worth checking out, even if Dillinger Escape Plan hasn't been as great as they were six years ago.

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LookingForCorpses (September 30, 2009)

Good point on that Mastodon/AM tour.

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acris (September 30, 2009)

Goddamn that tour was fucking weird

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McFlynnTHM (john) (September 30, 2009)

Whoa. That's some wacky kinda line-up there. depending on the price, I'll probably hit up the Middle East show for Fake Problems, and maybe stick around for DEP. I loved "Calculating Infinity" and the "Irony is a Dead Scene" EP.

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TheOneTrueBill (September 30, 2009)

"December 9, 2009 Poplar Grove IL Chubby Rain House of Tunes"

What the fuck?

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baldsteve (September 30, 2009)

That venue sounds made up.

"Uncle Salty's Lighthouse" would be more believable.

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red_eye_inc (September 30, 2009)

I came to say the same thing! Who would voluntarily play in Poplar Creek? What's up with that retarded venue name?

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DannyO (September 30, 2009)

I live about a block away from Chubby Rain in Poplar Grove and yeah there is nothing here. Chubby Rain is a sweet venue and Thrice will be playing there in November.

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Dante3000 (rich) (September 30, 2009)

The lead singer of Dillinger is going to prison rape those poor Fake Problems kids.
-Dante

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binaural111 (September 30, 2009)

loled

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thepopeofchili-town (September 30, 2009)

Very odd lineup but I'm a fan of all three bands. If this were coming anywhere near me, I'd be there.

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LinoleumMagazine (September 30, 2009)

Dillinger Escape Plan had one of the best live shows I've ever seen. This was about 5 years ago, but it was insane. I need to see them again. This tour should swing through TX.

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Wentz_Equals_Death (September 30, 2009)

i know they might not be that important to the overall feel of the band, but i can't get in to DEP because the lyrics are really really lame

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Wentz_Equals_Death (September 30, 2009)

at least on ire works and miss machine, which btw sounded really quite similar to me

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dinosaurs (September 30, 2009)

They were both produced by Steve Evetts...that could be it. I enjoy all of DEP's stuff, but I've never paid too much attention to the lyrics. I guess I just assumed they would make about as much sense as their actual music.

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Wentz_Equals_Death (September 30, 2009)

ah that makes sense. as for the lyrics, maybe it's best to not pay attention... i think i remember a point on miss machine where he is screaming "love kills" over and over ... that is horseshit, sing about space aliens or something, but music that complex doesn't need to be soundtrack for a 7th grade girl's notebook. of course maybe i wasn't paying ENOUGH attention and there is in fact some interesting poetry in there.

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deadXlast (September 30, 2009)

"I want your soul
I will eat your soul
Come to Daddy"

You can feel however you want about the lyrics, in the end they are just unconventional, much like the rest of the music.

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dinosaurs (September 30, 2009)

That was actually a cover of the song by Aphex Twin, but you're right all the same. Unconventional is a good word to describe them.

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PizzaClaus (September 30, 2009)

The Song you're thinking of was inspired by a newspaper article he read about some guy who had AIDS and was having lots of unprotected sex in an attempt to spread it. FYI.

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Wentz_Equals_Death (September 30, 2009)

hmmm, fair enough.

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Michael_Jackson_Jordan (September 30, 2009)

Presale at 3pm EST today via Thursday's ticketing website.

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_911 (September 30, 2009)

what is the link?

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Michael_Jackson_Jordan (September 30, 2009)

http://tixx1.artistarena.com/thursday/

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american_666_jesus (September 30, 2009)

Living in the city has spoiled me. 2 years ago, I would have been all over the show at the Ottobar. Now that the closest stop is an hour and a half away, I'm not so sure.

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Regulartrite (September 30, 2009)

What I'm surprised by is the place they're playing. The mad hatter in kentucky isnt big enough for thursday and DEP. eh i might go

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XberraXcudaX (September 30, 2009)

Not big enough is exactly the reason its a great idea. Im fucking there.

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ryanky (September 30, 2009)

i was kind of thinking the same thing, but it will make for a sweet show since the stage is so low. plus the mad hatter is bigger than people think it is

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blisteredotter (September 30, 2009)

my finals are the 14th and 15th, and this tour is in Pittsburgh the 14th. fuck.

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acris (September 30, 2009)

same here. aka not going.

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That_Band_Changed_My_Life (September 30, 2009)

you're such a fucking liar

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mechpope13 (September 30, 2009)

i am looking forward to the Syracuse show