GWAR released BBQ sauce made from “hot chick” blood

Posted by aubin on Friday, March 8, 2013 at 6:00 PM (EST)

The always classy folks in GWAR have unveiled their new BBQ sauce called GWAR-B-Q. Not too much about the super-secret formula has been divulged, but guitar player Balsac explained some of it:

GWAR-B-Q is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks. It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious.

The sauce will make its meaty debut at the band's special Meat And Meet event, scheduled for April 8 at Grinders in Kansas City, Missouri.

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strumz (March 8, 2013)

Fuck BBQ! Go vegan!

jimmynorville (March 8, 2013)

I'm pretty sure there is vegan BBQ although I don't really care because BBQ is fucking gross.

rsplatpc (March 8, 2013)

You are not the target market for this product

cheesetits (March 8, 2013)

How about no

thestaygone (March 8, 2013)

I'm pretty sure it'll be vegan. I've never came across a BBQ sauce that isn't, unless it is actually made from hot chicks blood.

eran_zombis (March 9, 2013)

lotsa vegans don't eat honey, but I think that's a bit of a stretch in terms of what constitutes the harmful exploitation of animal products.

partthathair (March 8, 2013)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg4HbzuxCIE

arejaypunx (March 9, 2013)

I'm vegan and eat BBQ sauce like everyday on my tofu and stuff.

Skibz777 (March 8, 2013)

I wish I was smart enough to make a Morrissey joke right now. :/

rafiislost (March 8, 2013)

this is stupid.

bastard_squad (March 8, 2013)

If you can't get behind Gwar and BBQ I don't want to know you.

drayyo (March 8, 2013)

Mr. Bastard_Squad speaks for me as well.

Michael_Berryman (March 8, 2013)

me too.

bastard_squad (March 8, 2013)

I've got dates. I'll see you soon

Michael_Berryman (March 9, 2013)

rad!

tenwestchaser (March 11, 2013)

Count me in too.

davethedumbass (March 8, 2013)

I personally think that GWAR-B-Q has a good ring to it. Plus, who doesn't love hot chicks?

telegraphrocks (March 8, 2013)

Ugly chicks.

franchise (March 8, 2013)

win

rabbit (March 10, 2013)

very good

xtheapocx (March 8, 2013)

Why does this site never cite anything? Where's the source?

telegraphrocks (March 8, 2013)

The site's run by amateur morons. So, there's that...

skolarx (March 9, 2013)

do you really need a source for something like this? if you were talking about some juicy gossip or some bullshit, i could see needing a source but a press release about bbq sauce?

bradc930 (March 9, 2013)

Why don't you quit bitching about a free website that provides you with free information?
And I'm sure you could find the source if you took the 2 seconds to google it.

bradc930 (March 9, 2013)

That was directed more towards the other guy btw.

xtheapocx (March 9, 2013)

it would take them 2 seconds to list the source

eran_zombis (March 9, 2013)

Source: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gwar-b-q

BarleyPat (March 9, 2013)

This just never gets old.

gugl0003 (March 9, 2013)

Probably cuz they got a press release from Gwar's label and didn't feel like typing it in. Also, I didn't realize it was common practice for news sites to cite where they got their information.

kidecono (andrew) (March 10, 2013)

We try to cite sources where possible, but I'm willing to bet this one came from a press release anyway, like you say.

punkrockbigfootbarbeque (March 8, 2013)

As a BBQ enthusiast, I felt I had to comment, so there you go.

anytime (March 8, 2013)

This was bound to happen.

Baronvonfuckyoustien (March 8, 2013)

Where is this site's A-squad of PC cry babies. Perhaps they developed a sense of humor or tolerance for crappy (but necessary) Gwar humor.

chadreligion (March 8, 2013)

This is probably the funniest promotional item I've seen from any band and I will try it solely to taste the blood of hot chicks!

Ramones999138 (March 8, 2013)

Why do so many bands have their own sauces?

bastard_squad (March 8, 2013)

When there's no room left in hell, the sauce will walk the earth.

rabbit (March 10, 2013)

*yawn*

bastard_squad (March 10, 2013)

What with you, dickhead?

rabbit (March 11, 2013)

if i really have to explain, my point was that the comment i replied to was about a 2/10 on the funny scale which is disappointing given that you can sometimes spout some humourous shit.
that said, clearly i am a dickhead and should have just rofl'd at your irrelevant clutch at straws of a film quote

bastard_squad (March 11, 2013)

Carry on then.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 8, 2013)

Oh yay, more Metal... *sarcasm*
You guys have been reporting on a ton of Metal bands lately. And I thought Crossover Thrash was bad enough...

Metalnews.org

Skibz777 (March 9, 2013)

http://www.punknews.org/about
"Our mandate is to provide an inclusive community-based site for the delivery and discussion of music news surrounding punk, ska, hardcore, emo, METAL and indie."

killtaker (March 9, 2013)

Tell em Skibz!!

Skibz777 (March 9, 2013)

Hey, if I'm going to maintain this "posting one day a week" routine I inexplicably seem to have going on, I might as well make it productive.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 9, 2013)

God damn you, Skibz!

cheesetits (March 9, 2013)

I don't see the problem

givemeamuseumandillfillit (March 10, 2013)

You really are an awful human being, aren't you? Thanks for making us all look like dicks.

Your nickname is a genre of music and you blast other genres of music, including ones very close to the one you're named after. Brilliant.

kidecono (andrew) (March 10, 2013)

This.

Baronvonfuckyoustien (March 10, 2013)

Listen, our main man up on top is just upset, because straight edge metal heads look like they should be playing D&D.

Skibz777 (March 10, 2013)

I wouldn't let those people into MY campaigns.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

What's worse is some of them look like gangsters. Wife beaters, tattoos, bandanas and all this talk about "the brothahood and my hardcore family", stuff I like to stay away from. I like Ian's idea of Straight Edge better.

lookingforcorpses (March 10, 2013)

He has Gang Green, Bad Brains and DRI in his favorite bands on here. Yeah.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

Gang Green's Pre-School is one of my favorite albums of all time. Gotta love that album cover.

lookingforcorpses (March 11, 2013)

You're aware all three of those bands were considered "crossover" at one point or another, right??

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

Of course. DRI basically coined the term.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

I thought we wanted to look like dicks?

Last time I checked Straight Edge wasn't a genre of music, and all the Straight Edge bands I listen to are early 80's Hardcore Punk bands, not shitty NYHC Crossover Thrash bands.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

(Except for Gorilla Biscuits and a few others, but they're not Crossover)

lookingforcorpses (March 11, 2013)

You're kind of missing his point. Whether you like those bands or not, there's an incredibly strong connection between the two.

StraightEdgeHardCore (March 11, 2013)

You mean with Straight Edge and Metal?