Image This is John G and I am excited because today is Glenn Danzig's birthday! I think he is one of the world's greatest songwriters. Happy Danzig Day everyone. I have written a haiku in his honor:

Danzig tears out skulls!
He rips out throats and he bites!
Flannel and beards? Ha!

Feel free to write your own haikus below.

Anyways, today's reviews are: