I didn't want to go into details. It was such a beautiful night, and he is such a sweet boy, that I didn't want to ruin the image by talking about how he inserted his anti-establishment, yet soft and gentle, penis into my unsuspecting butthole, going in and out at a speed more rapid than his awesome guitar playing, until a piece of poo flew out of my butt and onto his chest. However, he did not stop and shout in disgust, he simply used it to massage my back, like the kind gentlemen he is.

-Neill Cawley
AIM-Longlivetheduck2

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