it would open with a shot of a guy throwing stones at his ex's window, but NO she's in there with another guy.. so he goes home in tears. you see shots of him refusing food, throwing up.. then a caption; "3 MONTHS LATER" the guys skinny as fuck. but he wants to lose some flab. he does some crunches but - FUCK - they dont work within 15 minutes. he looks desperate. he goes for a walk. emphasis on his loneliness, maybe slow motion.. WAIT! he sees a cybercafe! maybe the internet can help! tom gabel walks away from a kiosk to get more coffee (or attack someone if you want to be "topical" 3 months ago) and he jumps in. tom's left it on the 'org.. he signs up and smiles. end of video.

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