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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by xaviersinclair on 2008-03-27 12:05:47

what did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by ArtieFufkin on 2008-03-27 12:15:45

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by MattRamone on 2008-03-27 12:16:35
http://www.thekidsarealldead.blogspot.com

Why can't Mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the differene between Hose A and Hose B. (you have to say that one out loud)

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by Badger_Legion on 2008-03-27 12:27:17

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for a picture of Jesus.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by punkbytheounce on 2008-03-27 12:27:52

What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by Tobin_Ownlife on 2008-03-27 12:35:01
http://www.myspace.com/ownliferecords

What was Elvis Presley's worst release?
The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by noknownallergies on 2008-03-27 13:15:47

What's the difference between a mexican and jesus?

Jesus doesn't have 50 tattoos of mexicans on his body.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by kevgren on 2008-03-27 13:32:36
http://www.cheapshotphilly.com/

What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by tomc on 2008-03-27 14:01:43

what's orange and looks good on mexicans?
fire.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by tomc on 2008-03-27 14:02:33

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by minus_20_scene_points on 2008-03-27 14:04:32

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by damnitsderek on 2008-03-27 14:33:42
http://www.myspace.com/fuckinderekscoming

Why can't Smoky the Bear and his wife ever have sex?

Because every time she gets hot, he covers her in dirt and beats her with a shovel.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by Citizen_Crack on 2008-03-27 18:12:36
http://www.last.fm/user/Citizen_Crack/

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by LinoleumMagazine on 2008-03-27 18:20:37
http://www.myspace.com/linoleumzine

What do you call a gay jewish guy?

A heblew!

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Re: Violence against "emos" sweeps across Mexico
by MaxEThunders on 2008-03-28 20:37:00
http://www.myspace.com/hardercorethanthou

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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