Okay, so Paramore were sitting in the Fueled by Ramen corporate offices looking at different ways to make their latest record generate the most profit. After reviewing many possibilities, they developed Riot!. Here is an excerpt of their discussions:

“So guys, you know this record is going to sell no matter how bad it is, right?”

“Oh definitely. I mean, we could just fill this record with tons of boring, boring ballads… Our predominantly female fanbase will eat it up. [more]