Patrick StumpSoul Punk (2011)Island Reviewer Rating: User Rating: Contributed by: RENALDO69 (others by this writer | submit your own) Published on October 17th 2011
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I read the comments before I read the review (as I tend to do when I know the album sucks), then I went back and read the review. Brilliantly nonsensical stuff!!! I give this review 5 stars for absurdity, plus one for openly admitting to the desire to "[hold] a female down in the club to it". I'd like to hold Renaldo69 (ironic?) down in the club while rereading this review. Hey, i like Skibz. Phil Collins is awesome. Phil Connors is better. Do you guys like Phil Collins? Awesome troll. There's no other explanation. He isn't the new Skibz777, he hasn't got a clue what he's talking about. Skibz777 has some semblance of coherence. Dante3000 (9 hours ago) RENALDO69 is the new skibz777! THIS IS AMAZING!!! the voice in my head while reading this sounds like a crack addict. Hey look, somebody just discovered essaygenerator.com ugh, look at that stupid wannabe-retro album cover. who does he think he is, jobriath? I just see this album as something you'd find in the deep dark recesses of hell This review is like Andy Kaufman level shit. I hope. "Topping it off, just when it seemed the album wouldn’t end with a tentative right hook, the "My City" remix burns incandescent gold under the rhymes of Lupe Fiasco. Stump" That first paragraph was enough. I can't do it...I can't do it. traininvain56, I don't think he's talking about what you think he is. He's talking about listening to this song while he rapes a girl in the club. I'm glad I could clarify. 'It isn’t typical Stump, he isn’t poetic here and it isn’t my fave but I wouldn’t mind holding a female down in the club to it.' The thing about this style of overly verbose, academic writing is that it's impossible to understand, and hence, bad. Language is a tool designed to succinctly communicate ideas. Writing is a concrete manifestation of language. Therefore, if writing is incomprehensible in a specific sense, then it sucks. I have gleaned that you think this record is good, but each sentence here is dizzying. Relax. Seriously it reads like a press release. It says a million good things without saying anything. "It's amazing, and heartfelt. You can feel the energy. Channeling the powers of the groundbreaking artists who have come before." This could literally be about almost any record, ever. how dare you mention ian curtis in regards to patrick DUMP... I've heard two songs from this album and they've warranted no other listens. This shit is gaaaaaarbage. While I appreciate the effort I'm not going to read what seems like 1000 words about an album that I assume sucks. If anything because I heard one or two demos and know what he sounds like live and I know there is no way that he can actually pull off something like this live. Also the single I've heard (the "city" song) sucks and it hurts to think about how calculated it is from a marketing standpoint. Uh.... leonardo leonardo... Mystereohasmono - good or bad thing? I'm not gonna lie, this is classic Renaldo. OH RENALLLLLLLLDOOOOOOOOO RENALDO69 (3 days ago) Lol "avid and enlightened ears"? i dunno, man. far be it from my to shit on a review, cause ya know, personal opinion and all, but i've heard half a dozen songs or so off of this, and i thought it was utter crap. and yes, i do like fallout boy. tl;dr Naw. Yeah, fuck. Don't mean to bum you out, but this review is not very well written. Verbosity should be used like hard liquor: only in excess when you're pisse off or heartbroken. I am guessing that this was written by one of the following A) a family member B) a label intern C) a fan girl/boy. Well at least we know what review Tom Gabel is going to get butthurt about when the next Against Me! albums gets three and a half stars or less. |
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