As You Wish - So East Of Everything (Cover Artwork)

As You Wish

As You Wish: So East Of EverythingSo East Of Everything (2003)

Reviewer Rating: 1.5

Contributed by: KirbyPuckettKirbyPuckett
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Buttercup: Farm boy, fetch my CD player, I want to listen to this record that arrived by mail carrier today.

Westley: As you wishâ?¦

Buttercup: Oh my, what do I have here? This almost sounds like an Alternative Rock hit radio song. The music sounds decent, but the vocalist seems to be holding back. Bleh, screaming in the background, I've heard this before. Please skip to the next track.

Westley: As you wishâ?¦

Buttercup: Catchy guitars again, but now the singer comes off more like he's in a Pop-Punk band. I'm confused, what's after this? Ok, so we're back to the Alternative Rock technique, no trite screaming this time though, whew.

Buttercup: Musically this isn't terrible, but I think the band should settle on one genre of music instead of blending a handful that don't quite mix suitably. Vocally, everyone in the band lends their voice at some point however, none of them posses the abilities of a first-rate lead singer. I guess it's a solid effort for a self released record.

Buttercup: Farm boy, please dispose of this and polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.

Westley: As you wishâ?¦


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Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not respon sible for them in any way. Seriously.
Anonymous (August 25, 2004)

dude bro as you wish puts on the best shows and they are my favorite band and you guys rock as you wish (they also have the coolest shirts)


Anonymous (April 15, 2004)

Score's for the review, and the movie. Both awesome. The band ... not so much.

- Fatty "You Keep Using The Word; I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means" Arbuckle

Anonymous (April 15, 2004)

Fred Savage is the cutest kid that ever lived

"But Grandpa, Kirby Puckett can't confuse everyone with his princess reviews! It's just not fair!!!"
*grandfather pinches cheek**

Anonymous (April 14, 2004)

little douche bag guy i forget his name : STOP THAT RHYMING I MEAN IT!

andre: anybody want a peanut?


Anonymous (April 14, 2004)

hah .. my favorite movie of all time. good review. it was a good idea. id almost wanna call it cute.. but hey.. lol

kirbypuckett (April 13, 2004)

It's been up for most of the day...

The 'joke' is from the movie "The Princess Bride." Starring such greats as Fred Savage and Andre the Giant!

If you haven't watched this movie you're either 14 or seriously messed up in the head.

Here is a link to the script:

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtm l

The part this review is paroding is how the farm boy (Westley) only says "As you wish" to Buttercup.

...ok so it wasn't THAAAAAAAAT funny.

- Kirby

slippy (April 13, 2004)

doesnt this cover completely rip off that cave in single? or is it just me?

Anonymous (April 13, 2004)

So...anyone care to clue a brother into this joke?


Romeo (April 13, 2004)


Anonymous (April 13, 2004)

"You killed my farther, prepair to die"

Anonymous (April 13, 2004)

never heard of this band.. but the review made for a nice laugh.

dont_think_twice (April 13, 2004)

i got it

Anonymous (April 13, 2004)

cary elwes rewls.

-Forest Law

i'm not into the band all that much, but as people they are some pretty decent guys. considering where the lead singer came from, i'd say good for them.

musical-monkey (April 13, 2004)

i dont get it

kirbypuckett (April 13, 2004)

I don't think too many people will understand the joke here.

- Kirby

Anonymous (April 13, 2004)

This score is for the review. Cute.

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