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 Review by: Jesse See others by this writer ![[staff]](/images/icons/staffsticker.gif){kind=icon}
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Published on November 9th 2004
They scream during the verse, they sing terribly off key during the chorus and second verse. They have throat cancer screams and shitty breakdowns that are sloppier than Angelina Jolie's pants while she's watching "Sling Blade." If you can't keep straight time during recording, then I don't even want to imagine how off this band is live. I really can't believe that we have another one of these bands, and I can't believe how many kids are gobbling this crap up. So much warbling, so much sucking. It's unbearable.
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this band is a fuckin joke Hey Jesse... Kids like them. Why is it cool to not like music just because it's nothing new and different? Do you people really have such shitty lives that all you do is sit on a computer and bash some local band? If it sucks so much then simply din't listen to it. Shitty or not they have you people talking about them constantly. You know, I would take you up on that parade. Just buy me a plane ticket, and then celebrate my asshole-ness on the street with ticker-tape. And yes, I will allow attractive females to feed me grapes while I sit in my throne. Just remember when she says this band is fuckin worthless incredible thank you, you made me day Jesse, as a member of the long island hardcore community i just want to personally thank you for ripping this band apart. Fuck this shit, this shit is being posted all over long island message boards and everyone wants to throw a parade for you. What a shitty review. Obviously it's just not the kind of music this person is into. Everyone has bands they like and dislike...but who is he to judge anyone? Let me hear him write, record and release a cd. Then he can say whatever he wants. Don't bash people because they write music they like. Grow up. No, it doesn't. does this have anything ot do with "rescue" from detroit? yeah umm change ur name Haven't heard these guys yet, but Slowdance's Rescue is fucking amazing. It's weird...every once in a while, I get a review published, and everyone hates me for it. There's no middle ground, it's just everyone disagrees. Then other times I write a review and everyone praises me for it. Hmmm...is it too much to ask for some of my supporters to "get my back" when all these guys try to "throwdown?" This score is for Jesse's review. Never fails to put a smile on my face. But are they worse than Away From Here? Shit man, I'm just surprised people aren't yelling at me for slandering their favorite local act. poor jesse, you are always given the shit to review PS - i agree with scott, rescue > the rescue... by a lot. as soon as i read the first paragraph i knew this review was from jesse. not that that is a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination. score's for advocating anything "I'd love to see Jesse die/But first I need to see him cry." Rescue > The Rescue |
