Hellnation - Fucked Up Mess (Cover Artwork)


Hellnation: Fucked Up MessFucked Up Mess (1999)
Sound Pollution

Reviewer Rating: 4

Contributed by: KenKen
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I was debating about which Hellnation record to review for this site, so I randomly chose Fucked Up Mess‚?¶like it matters. Hellnation stretches the boundaries of music far beyond what ordinary people would apply the term to; "cacophony" or simply "irritation" seem to suit this band far better. Here we are diving into a subset of a subset of a subset of a subset ‚?? from punk to hardcore to thrash to thrashcore. Hell, even some of my friends who love thrashcore can't take an entire Hellnation record. Here's why:

Hellnation play the most insane, blown-out fast punk ever imagined. They take riffs that the Dwarves wouldn't touch in a fit of desperation and play them so fast it sounds like a blur. There is a constant state of wrenching feedback that is undercut by sloppy blast beats on the drums using the ride cymbal (yeah‚?¶blasts on the ride). The vocals are supplied by the drummer in the form of gargled shrieks, only occasionally hitting syllables that resemble words. Every now and then the band will slow down for about 5 or 6 seconds and play their riffs at a medium speed. It is only at these short intervals do you have a second to catch your breath and utter "what the fuck did I just hear?" The "breakdowns" (more like respiratory pauses for the drummer) serve as the only way to tell most songs apart. You can start to understand why this band is pretty inaccessible to most.

Fucked Up Mess is aptly titled ‚?? its 20 frantic bursts of negativity through the medium of blender thrash. The production on this record is a lot thicker than other Hellnation offerings, with the bass cranked up so that every kick and bass lead hit you in the gut like a tee-ball bat. If there ever was a perfect recording for vinyl, this is it. Actually, you could make similar music by putting gravel on your turntable and letting the needle spin on that while setting a small child with Tourette's syndrome on fire.

Lyrically, Hellnation launch invective after invective against cops, consumer society, idiot punks, the media, and anything else you can imagine. Most songs have between 20 and 40 words in them and last for about as many seconds. The record is a 12" LP that plays at 45 rpm, giving it a fuller sound and keeping the length at a minimum. For those who bitch about short records, YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING WANT 74 MINUTES OF THIS BAND.

In short, get something by this band if you want something to put on when undesired people are around you. Before the first minute is over, I guarantee that they will be somewhere else, leaving you alone in your miserable existence. I fucking love this.

Link to song: "Greedy Motherfucker"


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Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not respon sible for them in any way. Seriously.
TheLando (October 8, 2008)

Reminds me of American Cheeseburger. But in a good way.

SilentStorms (February 21, 2005)

I tried again but it still won't work....dammit!!!

Anonymous (February 17, 2005)

go to www. sound-pollution.com and click on releases. scroll down and you'll find all the shit.

SilentStorms (February 17, 2005)

yo yo the links aren't working. where else can i go?

notfeelingcreative (February 16, 2005)

We need more of this, less of everything else.

gladimnotemo (February 15, 2005)

Holy hell.

I thought this review week was gonna suuuuck; this makes up for everything, including the Pixies review.

punkcorekid (February 15, 2005)

homeboy on the cover should get some gold fronts, that would be sweet.

Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

This review is dead on. Almost as assaultive as Exclaim's debut, which was released in America on the same label... Thrashcore max. paiN!


haggard1one (February 15, 2005)

great review

Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

how did i not know about this band? i feel like an asshole now.

Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

that dude on the cover should see a dentist.

Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

wicked band, now go pick up the crossed out discography as well

Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

Actually, you could make similar music by putting gravel on your turntable and letting the needle spin on that while setting a small child with Tourette‚??s syndrome on fire.

Score's for that passage. I love it.


Anonymous (February 15, 2005)

Man, I always mess shit up for reviews.

corrections (as if anyone cared):

1. This has 24 songs, not 20.
2. The record where Al does most blasts on the ride is "Your Chaos Days are Numbered". Most blasts on this are on the crash cymbals.


joeg (February 15, 2005)

god damn boy that's some intense shit.

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