fuck all you bitches who say Fight Paris sucks!
Fight Paris is on of the most kick ass bands ever.

fuck yall are just jealous because they make yall look like fucking pussies.

this album is amazing,
it has put rock back on the map,
every fight paris right the f**k now

I think the guy two posts below me is a perfect example of their typical listener.

holy shit. these guys really are fucking atrocious.

first of all, this ass clown of a singer has the clumsiest voice i've ever heard. he is not appealing to listen to. he sounds fucking gross.

the music is so incredibly frustrating, because it could so easily be good. they're trying to write rock'n'roll riffs with a whole bunch of attitude, and they're failing so miserably at it, it's not even funny.

oh, and cool lyrics about how much you fucking party and get beej's from ugly sluts.

FUCK. THIS. BAND.

well obviously the only reason you dont like FP is cuz youre a pussy. They kick so much ass, its not even funny. Dont be jealous that they can write shit thats like, half metal half porno. faggot, the solos are sick, and the lyrics are even better. Go listen to your goo goo dolls or someshit cuz FP is the real deal, and i fucking love them. So fuck you and learn how to live fun/fast, its a fucking blast.

All you kids are lame for bashing FP and ETID. Just because you don't fucking appreciate a band doesn't mean someone else doesn't enjoy them.

And who cares if its about sex and drinking and shit? I'm a girl and I'm not offended, I think its funny.

So get over yourself and suck a dick.

wow none of you idiots must realize what post-hardcore is. ETID isnt the only band who is post hardcore. There are tons of post hardcore bands out there. god, go get a life if all you want to do is bash bands

you know, you need to stop arguing over such trivial things. all that goes on is soneone stated they liked them and someone else proved why they were wrong and everybody just kept proving eachother wrong. stop it. gay fags

I LOVE FP they fucking rock hxc! && also, i love how all the songs are about sex. && all the guys are completly GORGEOUS!

(Sorry, that last rating was supposed to be 10.)
-Tierra

Hey, it's Tierra again....um, why does everyone feel that they need to critique the music that these bands put their all into making? I don't HATE any band. I mean, of course I have preferences, but I respect the effort that any band puts into their music. It's music people, and the lyrics are just part of it. Accept it. Besides, Fight Paris is frickin' awsome! ( I would eplain my love for them in more words, but I might get carried away...and we don't want to offend anybody...now do we?)[sarcasm] Seriously people, CHILL.

I'm seriously obsessed with Fight Paris! Since the first time I heard them, I've been hooked. I love these guys. I hope they continue to kick ass!

-Tierra

ok this guy is right...fuck all you guys who take this album offensively...if you dont like it...if it's too much for you pussies...then dont fuckin listen to it...these guys are fuckin badass so take you're crying somewhere else you fuckin worthless peice of shit cry babies...that guy was right...quit critizing music fuckers...thats not what it's about

jesus tap dancing christ! i cant believe you people are really tearing these bands and lables apart. its music for fucks sake. its there for your listening pleasure, not for some fifteen year old to shit on because they think they're cool for wearing skin tight shirts and girls jeans. let the band do what they want to do and if you don't appreciate it then sell the cd back to sam goody and shut the fuck up.
(fuckin emo kids)

Most of the criticism I've seen makes me wonder how old some of you are, maybe you're a little new to this whole rock and roll thing. Simple is not stupid when it comes to rock, take a look at AC/DC. Half of their songs are massively juvenile sexual innuendos of varying degrees of cleverness, and if you can get off your fucking pedastal you'll realize their all about having fun and rocking out. So is Fight Paris. I found the lack of whining refreshing. And if they were indeed a nu-metal band before this, good for them, maybe they grew up and stopped being so retarded, I can only respect that. You can't hate a band for mistakes they've corrected.

If you want a hardcore band with truly retarded lryics look at something like The Blood Brothers. They don't even make sense. Yet somehow they managed to get a 5/5 on this site for "such passionate vocals". Don't even try that shit, they just wrote the first things they they could think of and screamed it to see what effect they had.

The only thing bad about this band is the lyrical style makes every song sound the same. But mixed in with other cds it is perfectly fine.

So the bottom line is if you like Accept and Rise Against then you'll probably love Fight Paris. Of course everybody here probably hates Rise Against anyway because they got too popular to be cool.

This cd rocks, yes it talks about endless sex, ass kicing, atlanta, beer, and objectifying women, but it rocks, its not the first cd to do this and won't be the last. Stop crying cause its "offensive" thats what rock is. Have some fun and let loose and calm down.

yeah the last laugh will be on all of you guys when FP goes down in history as the first truskill band to successfully collect all possible vinerial diseases and all you non believers will sit at home not picking sores and taking medicine. fucking posers. rock out with FP you fairies !!!!!!!!

I thought it was a good fucking Cd, but maybe your the idiots?

Fucken awsome cd

Aaron Bedard>Dude from ETiD.

this review made my night.

i only read the first few comments...and i saw some shit talking on victory...

i just saw Hoods a few days ago and the singer was talking shit about Tony Victory...it was hilarious.

For anyone who is still arguing about Every Time I Die's lyrics, Buckley was an English major in college and was planning on becoming a college professor...so maybe, just MAYBE, that has something to do with the lyrics being so tongue-in-cheek and, more so, intelligent.

I don't care for this band, Every Time I Die, or any of that crap...but I am curious about the comments "Fight Paris were a nu metal band before they heard ETID".

...is their any proof of this, or are you homos just gonna keep saying that?

I hope it's true though.

This shit still sucks and this label is lame. I have given them way too many chances. Anyone who says Victory is worse is lying, despite Victory putting out just as much crap, Victory still puts out a few solid releases from time to time. Something that Trustkill hardly ever does. All gimmick bands or generic emo bands. This band, as said before, were nu metal dudes before hearing ETID, they aren't from the hardcore scene and should not be supported as such.

"Score is for France, the worst country in the world."

shut the fuck up you cocksucker. you don't know what youre talking about.

"yeah nice one, maybe use some more profanity next time. Go hold up a white flag and eat a croissant. France sucks".

Do you fucking order fucking "freedom fries" with your fucking meals you fucking fuck?

i don't understand the hatred. i hardly like any new releases that this site reviews, but i heard these guys the other day and they sounded alright. and i hate metalcore bullshit like everytime i die. i don't see anything sexist about the lyrics, just because they're about sex. maybe a little over the top, but gang green was singing songs like this years ago. "cum in you", "put her on top", "sheet rock."

don't pretend that a lot of you don't love motley crue or guns n roses, or at least wear their vintage t-shirts about 2 sizes too small. or that you don't troll for underage myspace girls with low self-esteem.

actually, the guys in this band are probably douchebags. nevermind.

"Score is for France, the worst country in the world."

shut the fuck up you cocksucker. you don't know what youre talking about.

yeah nice one, maybe use some more profanity next time. Go hold up a white flag and eat a croissant. France sucks.

"I saw this band. They sucked. They called people "fags" and thought it was ok. When somebody said something about it, they called him a fag. They tried to sell my girlfriend a thong and questioned my manhood when I didn't want to buy one for her. Any band that makes thongs with their name on it should be shot."

Dude, don't worry about it. Time relentlessly punishes mediocre bands like this. They'll be pumping your gas in 3 years, you can bet on it.

Poser-check time! Who owns "Kings of Punk" by Poison Idea?

...one single man out of all these wussies?

somebody needs to make a man out of these wusses

Oh how I`d like to slap all you suckers in the face ... this isn´T innovative, but it rocks, if you don`t like it, don`t buy it ... but this isn`t to bad either, to be honest, it rocks ... so you fucking loser, should just get a real live, shut down your computers and try to find a girlfriend or something ...

...but what I have heard was fucking AWFUL.

Fuck you scenester myspace losers!!!

Ok, ok, I'll admit it, I was behind the last 4 posts.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I haven't even really heard too much of Everytime I Die.

I agree with the last three guys!

Do you like Everytime I Die? If you answered yes, you're HIV Positive, you faggoty fucking retard!

Finally, somone agrees with me!

Everytime I Die is for people who were into Limp Bizkit last year.

Everytime I Die totally SUCKS ASS, so I've lost interest in hearing Fight Paris.

"Score is for France, the worst country in the world."

shut the fuck up you cocksucker. you don't know what youre talking about.

trustkill is so bad anymore. they don't put out ANYTHING good at all. one could argue for terror, most precious blood and walls of jericho, i'm not to crazy for any of those, terror is okay but it's been done 1000 times before, anyway, this shit is garbage and this band used to be nu metal before they heard hot damn. Score is for band, label, nu metal, the kind of kids who actually like shitty bands like this.

"and they dont sound anything like ETID"

I bet you're the same kid who doesn't think An Angle sounds like Bright Eyes.

-Scott

"ETID themselves ripped off Deadguy"

Not that I've heard. I have only heard a few Every Time I Die songs, and they don't sound too influenced by "Fixation On a Coworker" (which is a pretty damned good album).

-BSD

as a huge every time i die fan i thought i might slightly enjoy these guys as a guilty pleasure.

i was wrong.

Score is for the average length in inches of each Fight Paris band member.

Score is for France, the worst country in the world.

The only reason trustkill signed FP is because Trustkill fucking sucks etid's dick 24/7. They figured well etid will never sign to us no matter how much we suck thier cocks. So i guess lets sign fight paris.

i liked this cd.

you cant hate this band for ripping off ETID. ETID themselves ripped off Deadguy

1. They dont like the music either.

2. The EITD fits into a similar theme, unlike yours.

WAIT ...this band isn't singing about bringing down the goverment and how stupid our president is??!?!?! Maybe its just me but I rather hear about someones sex life then about how badly our country is being ran....or about how they got there heart broken....and they dont sound anything like ETID.......They have the same style but I dont hear people complaining about every Ramones rip-off. If anything they sound like ETID meets Motorhead.....Everyone on this damn website is closeminded...

way to go some1 !!!!

honest, you just showed up that nigga that called you out!

okay I will attempt to prove my theory, albeit with six books instead of one hundred

Charlie awoke suddenly, and found that he was behind the steering wheel of his cab.
He said "You're not mad enough, you don't belong in this house."
The diatonic harmonica is the smallest and simplest of the "free reed" instruments.
It was pretty good spaghetti, but a little on the clumpy side.
He shrugged.
Enter the phone number or e-mail address of the recipient of the pix message.

and here are some lyrics from 'Shallow Water Blackout" by Every Time I Die

Traction is not a term of endearment.
Death is an experiment best conducted face down.
Vertigo may not include spinning, but it ought to.
I am languid in the puddle, face full of concrete cellophane.
Don't say a single word unless you speak with a drowning tongue.
I am not listening. I am not focusing.

hmmm

I'm not even that into hardcore, but I saw this band recently by happenstance. I couldn't stop chuckling at the singers ridiculous stage presence. Sometimes my friends and I mimic it. Good times!

And the music sucked balls. Didn't make anyone I know want to fuck anything other than skull fucking the band.

enta
This band eats poop. I hope Every Time I Die sues them or Kills them. They should rename this band and call it "I wanted to learn how to play guitar but my tongue was stuck in a dog's butthole"
no score is for no talent

i think the coalesce ep is pretty cool. maybe a bit uncalled for, but still great.

While I do not know if ETID lyrics are like sentences randomly picked from a stack of books... I just happened to have a stack of books "They'd talked a lot about making a home/They were errant newcomers/He's thinking about the time he met her properly/A hapless imigrant in a tux." Am I successful screamy lyricist now?

By the way, Fight Paris is one of the shittiest bands that I have ever heard. Trustkill Records is rubbish.

-slippy

No, Every Time I Die has good lyrics. Read the insert booklet of "Hot Damn". There are so many memorable lines on that cd.

-slippy

I've never liked this band. Their music seems very self-pretentious, and apprently, it is...

yeah, i didn't know about these guys until they got mentioned on here. and they are indeed terrible. hopefully people won't think they represent atlanta.

-greyicewater

Alright, then take a pile of books and prove your theory. Please.

good review.

Every Time I Die doesn't have good lyrics. Make a pile of one hundred books and randomly pull sentences out of them. Then you too can write lyrics like theirs.

"One of the worst albums in memory and they make Atlanta look bad. Besides, everyone in Atlanta has either never heard of them or hates them."

Seriously. I've never even seen these guys do any local ATL shows. Never even heard of them until I saw a news post here that they signed to Trustkill. WTF.

Throw another Trustkill release into the never ending pile of crap that is the state of music today.

Terrible CD, great review.

One of the worst albums in memory and they make Atlanta look bad. Besides, everyone in Atlanta has either never heard of them or hates them.

I just listened to that Coalesce EP. I thought it was pretty silly.

These guys aren't that super either.

"Thankfully the Dwarves cornered that market 18 years ago."
The Dwarves are a poor rip off of The Cliftons.
-Dante
www.killthecliftons.com

"Yeah, that's exactly it... You fucking moron. Punk rock or not, songs that objectify women aren't funny or cool anymore.

-BSD"

Thankfully the Dwarves cornered that market 18 years ago.

dude, who cares... that's what they are all about. having us kids roared about it...

True fact: the audio of the girl moaning is an actual recording of a band member having sex with that girl. Taped without her knowledge or permission. sue them.

this shit is crap. let's not start about bands such as Black Flag, they delivered the best 7" ever.

x.

Took away half a star because I remembered just how annoyingly bright and ugly the album art was. Christ.

...

I liked it.

I mean, we whine about overly emotinal a bullshit...at least these cats are being honest. And musically, they're honest in a Black Flag "We may or may not be great at playing but this is the sound we want" kind of way. And no, I'm not comparing this band to Black Flag in any other way. I thought Southern Comfort (Despite very goofy lyrics), Fuck Me Stilettos and even the weird Norma Jean vibe on You Gotta Stop And Smell The Roses were really catchy. This stuff is driving music. Though, this band really fucked up by using Complete Heat as their single type thing. It's terrible.

Worse lyrics, the Starting Line or Fight Paris?

" I haven't actually heard the album, but just the idea of doing a grind/metalcore album full of Zeppelin covers is irrefutably ridiculous."

it was a tribute. it wasn't ironic or anything, it was done out of a genuine love for zep. i'm a big zep fan and a big coalesce fan, and granted it was somewhat aprehensive when first hearing about the cd, but it's actually pretty good. not as good as coalesce's other stuff (or the originals), but it's hardly an embarassment.

well..they're better than fall out boy, or rufio, or hell anything put out on victory

Paris Hilton could prbably beat Mike Tyson.

Tyson couldn't beat a fucking fly.

I think "Fight Paris Hilton" would be a way cooler band name. Then they could have a video where she fights Mike Tyson (or some other washed up goon) and just get the shits beat out of her. Oh lordy, Fight Paris Hilton we had some good times that band and I.
-Dante

Your ridiculous for saying such a ridiculous comment.

I haven't actually heard the album, but just the idea of doing a grind/metalcore album full of Zeppelin covers is irrefutably ridiculous.

Worst. Cd. Ever.

Fight Paris is in no way good, but in no way at the same score of Hawthorne Heights and the such.

I prefer this much more than half of the undeserving metalcore shite that this site praises. And fuck it... I loved the Crue.

bRian u r t3h GAY i bert u dont even had sex bfor fightparis is sooooooo good LMAO!!!11

this is the worstttttttttttttt

high five to brian for ripping them a new one

I hate this band so much. I hope they get chased out of hardcore.

- Gabe who writes for Vendettazine.co.uk but is not making this comment as a statement of Vendettazine.co.uk's official position

Ohoh ... we´re getting PC again, lock all the doors and listen to Minor Threat ...
Ilike this record, it`s just a good time listening and not a single bit worse than all the emo/pop-punk/screamo-bullshit out there at the moment ... at least this rocks!

after reading the review and comments, i'd like to say:

jesse - no label could ever be as bad as victory. they signed that band Aiden, remember?

everyone else - i don't think the fact that these songs are "sexist" is what makes them bad. i think the fact that these songs are dumb and made from everytime i die's throwaway riffs are what make them bad.
also, it's possible to be sexist and still be clever or funny. FP just aren't. if nothing else, i've got to give this to them, the whole "bringing sex back to rock n roll" gimmick will get them at least a little attention and money; hell, it got them signed.

before i read this, i'd just like to say i'm glad this got a 1/10.

Trustkill is getting one step closer to being the worst label around, next to Victory.

Well I heard that Complete Heat song on the Trustkill sampler. And I can say this...the whole Every Time I Die comparison ends at the vocals. Every Time I Die shred these two-bit motherfuckers with precision. And is it me, or does Every Time I Die actually have GOOD lyrics. Nothing like this stupid garbage. I swear this band has to be the biggest load of trash I've ever heard.

Trustkill sucks. Most Precious Blood and Walls Of Jericho might be the only bands worth listening to on that shitty label anymore. Maybe Bleeding Through is decent.

Probably one of the biggest abominations in the past decade to be released.

How lame. Maybe touring with Don Vito will help their musical careers.

Ramo
(Dico only matters)

these were like the dudes that didn't hook up with chicks until they were 19 and had so much angst they ripped crap rock and ETID in some lame hoax. I really haven't heard something this bad in while; the sad part is that, alot of other bands will copy this band too!

hahahaha, anyone who thinks that this band take themselves seriously should be shot..

well, you're not missing out.

I've never heard a song by these guys, but I don't want to after this review.

'just about any song about women has been branded as "not punk rock." Does this mean that women themselves aren't punk rock?'

of course not. how can they be punk rock when they're busy making my dinner?

Yeah, that's exactly it... You fucking moron. Punk rock or not, songs that objectify women aren't funny or cool anymore.

-BSD

I have only heard the 2 songs up on Trustkill's website, but I liked what I heard. I guess I am the only one here. Say what you want about the lyrics, but I thought the music was top notch.

and as I have noticed, just about any song about women has been branded as "not punk rock." Does this mean that women themselves aren't punk rock?

Worst.

this band is just horrible, But toledo would eat it up.

-JL

these guys are a bunch of fags.

I saw this band. They sucked. They called people "fags" and thought it was ok. When somebody said something about it, they called him a fag. They tried to sell my girlfriend a thong and questioned my manhood when I didn't want to buy one for her. Any band that makes thongs with their name on it should be shot.

"outdoing Coalesce's There Is Nothing New Under The Sun in the "ridiculous metalcore albums" category easily"

Your ridiculous for saying such a ridiculous comment.

i heard these guys like fucking....

thats pretty gay

- jones the bones

- stevejones8770@yahoo.com

- this band is lame-o

My friend tried to drag me to see this band once. I thought their name sounded fishy. I don't understand why these bands think songs about objectifying women are cool. I guess it goes hand in hand with the fact that this scene (fashionmetalpantscore or whatever) is dominated by underage, often insecure girls. I guess someone had to capitalize on it.

So yeah, using women is really rockin'... I'm sure that's what punk rock is all about...

-BSD

yeah, fuck this band

What a fucking joke. I hope they don't take themselves seriously.

This band makes Avenged Sevenfold seem like Iron Maiden