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 Review by: Meg See others by this writer Bedlight for Blue Eyes (link) Only registered users can post comments 
 
Published on August 30th 2005
Ever lay awake at night wondering what a band would sound like with an autistic Daryl Palumbo on vocals and every radio rock band ever to accompany him on instrumentals? Alas, one day, this dream project came to life, in the form of my favourite band with caps lock issues, BEDlight For BlueEYES.
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Ok...here's my impression of Scott Weiland doing an impression of Daryl Palumbo. *plays bedlight record* Based on the fact that this reviewer can't tell the difference between capital and lower case letters (the whole name is in capitals, dingus, some of the letters are just BIGGER), this guy can't have more than a grade 3 education, and thus, his opinion is not worth shit. I swear, one day I''m going to read a review on this website where the reviewer isn't just trying to convince everyone that his opinion is like the word of fucking god and my head is going to explode out of sheer amazement. Being a "critic" and everything, I would have guessed that you would know that you don't necessarily have to be critical of everything you don't like, but rather, let people know if it is good for what it is... I'm sure this band didn't write this album in hopes of impressing every elitist wanker on this website, so don't critique it like they did, critique it for what it is. It's a pop-rock album, so don't hold it up to some standard that it is not meant to be held up to. You are probably the worst reviewer ever. You only good reviews that you give out are to bands that you think are good. Take the band for what it is. Christian Guerrero's voice is unbelievable. He is one of the best singers out there right now. Derek Weber's guitar riffs are rediculous. They are all really good at what they do. Is the albulm flawless, no, but to say that it is garbage is bull shit. Learn to do a fucking good review. The cd, in my opinion, highlights in soundscapes and lullabies where the guitars are very complex, with an awesome breakdown. Listen to them on purevolume and make up your own mind instead of listening to someone who reviews with a lot of bias. if you're saying Daryl Palumbo sounds autistic you're intensly fucked up in the head. i love bedlight!! they are awesome!! at least when christian sings you can understand what he is saying and the song is not just one giant scream like everyone else you'r all a bunch of elitest scene fuckwits with no musical talent. you've done yourself proud here. at the end of the day, when you've done something that's musically talented and learn to get your fat asses off the computer, put your mind into doing something constructive. then maybe you can comment. the guitarist of this band was really into heroin last time i saw him. he doesn't even like emo, anyway. I used to date the lead singer of this band too. I find it Ironic that the drummer has a Phobia tattoo, since Phobia have gone through more drummers than fucking spinal tap in their career. Furthermore, the thought of a band like this even putting on a Phobia record while in the van on their way to the next septic-tank venue overflowing with hot-topic emo gorilla girls is enough to keep me laughing for the next decade. this band makes jameson parker look like slayer. so wait... this shit is cliched and hackneyed and gets half a star, but the starting line gets 4? no I´m Ninja not Philly the real question is, why do they have to have the worst band name ever? "Hahaha I hate this pile of shit that is mistaken for music. I had to sit through a set of their crap in order to see Comeback Kid, Horse The Band, and Rise Against. this band blows, but the person below me sounds a little bitter. I used to date the singer of this band. They have only been a band for less than two years, and are totaly faking it. Christian the singer dosent have a license and lives at home. If you look at some of the members horrible tattoos, you will notice shitty crust punk tats (drummer has a phobia tat) and other sighns of what they used to be. These kids decided one day to totaly change to make it big, and be "rock stars" I've never heard this guy from American Idol. This lead singer's voice always makes me think of Cher, though. She sounds like a masculine woman, and he sounds like a feminine guy. Same difference. dude sounds JUST like constantine maroulis from american idol. I give a 1/2 star only for the "autistic Daryl Palumbo" line. It's spot fucking on. Ah shit, I forgot to change the name to anonymous. Band of the DECADE!!!! trustkill staff...go and do your metal and emo shit, why do you bombard the hardcore crowd with your shit..please piss off now Haha, at the guy who called this band metal core. They're nowhere near hardcore or metal. Fuck, in my opinion, they aren't music. i enjoy that this band is from my hometown, and that i know most of these guys, and that they're really nice, but despite all that i can't get into this cd. i like the first song; christian has a good voice. but their name is horrid, and the sound is waayyy too polished. the demos kind of had some promise to them, and these songs aren't that bad. but the trustkill production team really sucks; they assign the same sound to every band. roses are red could have been really good had they produced a record that was rawer, and the same applies to bands like fight paris and that other valentine band, whatever the fuck their name is. they need to stop doing that. but anyway, i hate saying it, but i agree pretty much entirely with this review. "fuck this band. stop metalcore for hardcores sake......piss off metal wankers ..which I forgot to include. Didn't PN use to default to 5 stars? Score is for the Dora the Explorer reference. Hahaha I hate this pile of shit that is mistaken for music. I had to sit through a set of their crap in order to see Comeback Kid, Horse The Band, and Rise Against. dont fucking stoop to this bands level. use caps correctly please so, on the all spanish version, will the random spanish parts be in english? Brian was telling how much he loved this album. "Swiper no swiping!" Swiper no swiping! thank god! all i hear is praise about this band and i was going to go columbine if i saw one more positive review. first of all, worst band never ever. don't agree? name one worse. second, this type of music needs to end, now! over. thirdly, the guy's voice is not hat great. he sounds like that fucking guy on american idol. i am tired of hearing how amazing his voice is. besides, when it's covered up by fucking terrible screams most of the time it doesn't matter anyway. only reason i listened to these guys was to make fun of them because their name led me to believe they'd probably be the one of the worst bands i'd ever heard, and i was right. but then people actually started to like them. i just don't get some people. score is for my main man, swiper the fox. ''fuck this band. fuck this band. Yeah, the name made me never want to listen to this band. Ever. I can see them being the most pretentious guys also didn't the name kind of tip you off that this band wasn't any good? Score's for Brooke Shields and this complete mess that passes as a band. This band is a fucking joke. I don't think I've ever heard a worse pile of crap in my life. I can see them being the most pretentious guys also. Probably wipe their asses once and think the job's done. They have to be the worst band in modern music right now. If i ever hear someone talk about how they like this band, i'm going to punch them in the fucking face. Good review and me sally and jesse and brandon are the best reviewers on the site right now good review Haha, I can't believe people give this reviewer shit. That first line actually made me laugh out loud. dont fucking stoop to this bands level. use caps correctly please Hilarious review! The Dora shout-out is just icing on the cake. "BEDlight For BlueEYES may have impressed a plethora of its listeners with their “DIY attitudes” and home at Trustkill" Yep, this review's spot on. Band name? Terrible. Album cover? Ridiculous. The sound? Unintentionally hilarious. It's the complete shit package! Trustkill really outdid themself with this one. whats this? |
