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Goblin Cock

Bagged and Boarded (2005)
Absolutely Kosher

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Contributed by: GodDamnDracula
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Published on November 20th 2005

This is one of those albums that’s probably not for everyone. To determine if you are one of the people who is likely to enjoy this, please take the following simple test. Award yourself one point for every true statement. Your final score is what you would rate the album on a scale of 1 to 5. DO NOT DISPUTE THE SCORE. This test has been subjected to the scientific method, a litmus test, and some other stuff I learned in high school.

I enjoy bands like Black Sabbath, the Melvins, and Queens of the Stone Age. (TRUE / FALSE)
I own a copy of the Dungeon Master’s Guide. (TRUE / FALSE)
I enjoy marijuana. (TRUE / FALSE)
Comic books are cool. (TRUE / FALSE)
I am a nerd. (TRUE / FALSE)

As it happens, I am a nerd. I enjoy the occasional comic book as well as the aforementioned bands. On the other hand, I sold my copy of the Dungeon Masters Guide on eBay a few years ago and haven’t smoked pot since high school. So I’ll give it a solid 3.

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Anonymous (November 28, 2005)

Holy Moly!!! Lord of the Rings meets punk - more than a mouthfull

at_the_drive_in_21 (November 23, 2005)

>>The single is not even that rockin'. Actually, it doesn't rock at all. >>Score's for the single.
>>
>>-benz

Clearly you don't pass the test listed above. Myself - rating this album a 4, kinda dug the single. However, the video treatment is fantastic! The best part is where the band comes out of the water and the guy hands him the guitar. In the comic shop made me laugh too. I may check this album out!

These guys have a real CKY sound to them as well. Who in turn sound similar to Sabbath, et al.

Anonymous (November 22, 2005)

I love Goblin Cock! wait i mean the band! im so not gay...

fattony (November 21, 2005)

amazing review. i saw this cd in the store the other day and almost bought it based on the band name alone. i passed, though it's apparently a 3-star album for me (even though i only occasionally enjoy the marijuana).

AlmostPunkEnough (November 21, 2005)

excellent review.

every single time i see that cover i giggle like an idiot. ever time.

Anonymous (November 21, 2005)

best review on site

Anonymous (November 21, 2005)

This band should do a split with Bongzilla.

BlaquacadetZstyles (November 21, 2005)

I've seen this album cover a million times, and I'm just now seeing the huge Goblin Cock.

benz (November 21, 2005)

The single is pretty lame I think.

That dude from Pinback should just stick to being in Pinback. Even his stuff in Team Sleep wasn't as good as Pinback.

The single is not even that rockin'. Actually, it doesn't rock at all. Score's for the single.

-benz

8dollarclarinetsolo (November 21, 2005)

scores for the review