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| Bullet for My ValentineHand of Blood2005 Trustkill 
 Review by: RyanM See others by this writer Only registered users can post comments 
 
Published on November 4th 2005
Oh my, there were some major red flags that popped up when I went to listen to this one. Let’s see: Their name is Bullet for My Valentine (trite name referring to inevitable love issues, check); the name of the album is Hand of Blood (nicely placed blood reference, check); their picture is ridiculous (black nails, black hair, black shirts, check); and if that’s not enough, the name of the first song is “4 Words (To Choke Upon).” I pretty much took this up as a hopeless endeavor right there, but being the good listener that I am, I gave them more than enough listens to prove me wrong. Nope.
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BFMV are awsome and anyone who pays them out coz of their music then pick up a guitar and try to learn the riffs to any of their songs...id like to see you try "but I highly doubt anyone will care since no one will remember them in 2 weeks anyways." wow. I love how when a band gets a bad review, all of the fans of the band get on and get so worked up and defensive, and yet they don't really do anything to defend their band other than "ur a fukin cunt they r the best band in the wurld." and then they look like 14-year-old idiots. But anyway, I have to agree with this review, Bullet For My Valentine is terrible. No original sound whatsoever. I swear I've heard a hundred other bands just like them. They'll get their 15 minutes of fame, sure, but afterwards...no one's going to really care about them. Kind of like the Click Five. Pretty much everyone who likes bands like bullet for my valentine is the best band ever.Yeah so now the beatles should bow down and worship them?I've heard this type of music a million times and it's getting on my nerves BFMV r the best ever and anyone who doesnt like them should give there mum anal and rot in hell!!!!!!!! Hey reviewer. You're a gay motherfucker. I hope you die. I bet your father used to touch you when you were a child. And I bet now you touch your children, or will do when you have them. You sick fuck. BFMV are a sick band and our gay...I love them...Review man..is a homo.. I'm obsessed with that hand of blood song I sing it to my boyfriend all the time!!!! Since everybody here disagrees with the reviewer and subsequently fall into my "people I hope I never meet in real life (for the fear of beating them to death with my enourmous dick)" category, I'd say this release is the most terrible shit I've ever listened to. Good job Mr. Reviewer. ohh one two punch mmmmmmm WANKER WANKER youre a WANKER i would just like to infer, in the best possible, most polite way, that you Mr. Reviewer are a total fuckwit, who clearly knows fuck all about music, especially good music. You are probably a fan of pop music, so in short your a tosser who likes shit music. And You smell. Bullet For My Valentine Rule m/ wooo! this is da best band eva nd 1 of da guys r rele fitt ihgvuifhnighnbiknfrtgjkngtriuhgigiruhugiikrnfkdnvjkdngv fuck u faggot go eat a cock u fuckin piece of shit whoever wrote this review is an utter cockhead your the best band ever i want sex wit the singer hey, the guy who has the really long review needs a good cockslapping in the face ( although hed probably enjoy it, gay wanker). music like this is amazing, and this is an amazing album ,it makes you feel what they feel, the riffs are amazing and the "spuradic" screaming adds something extra. so in short do not doubt bullet for my valentine, they are fucking awesome. BFMV kicks ass. Anybody who thinks they suck should go fuck themselves. Hey, review guy, Four words for you to choke upon: GO SUCK A DICK. You have no idea what your talkin about.Same about the other people who say they suck, go buy a gun and shoot yourselves if you think this band sucks. They got kick ass guitars, probaly better that anybody else can play. What the hell??? this review guy is fukin retarted. bfmv kicks ass. who cares if the songs are about their problems, everybody has a way to express themselves, it just so happens that this is their way. nobody will remember them in 2 weeks, hah, what do you know about music you stupid shit. long live bfmv Laughing-My-Fucking-Ass-Off Yeah get your ears checked maybe theres blood flowing out of them bullet has your senses going one thing mate... 'Whoever wrote that review is a complete and utter fuckin retarded cock lover. Bfmv are the best band in the fuckin world at the mo, they have more creativety in their fuckin foreskin than any fuckin crappy untalented punk band on the planet. Uninspiring guitar playing? Dude your a fuckin joke, their skills and level of playing is some of the best your gonna here in guitar based rock music at the moment so open your ears you punk listening wank lord. Just coz they can play more than 3 fuckin chords on an out of tune piece of shit guitar. Grow up you stupid cunt and start giving bands the reviews they deserve instaed of slating them for no reason other than fuckin jealousy. Stupid prick. Not gonna be around for longr than 2 weeks? Ha ha, cuntface your sooooooooooooo wrong man, they have sold more copies of their mini album than most punk bands sell in an entire back catalogue and as they have a 12 date sold out uk tour coming up in jan and playing to 3 - 5 thousand people a night makes you look like a complete kiddy fiddler. Go and die somewhere cold you sad little prick. Fuck off. Fuck punk and fuck you. Long live bfmv. Wanker.' Two words: YOU CUNT let me guess this review is by an american? that would make sense as you are all fat cunts and your fat is blocking your ears to anything except three chord crap or 50 cent. Look, you need to seriously redirect your review in the direction of the already appparent quality and potential this young band show, take your head out of the "scene"'s arse and all of the stupid cliches associated with it: like the blood reference, the dark, romantic lyrics etc, etc. thats bull, the words are catchy and there is riffs u dumb ass, i dont know what music your into but if its not rock/ metal then why are you trying to review a cd on a byst opinion ? bullet r fuckin amzain goin 2 see them this is a fucking great cd who the hell cares wat the lyrics are? enjoy the music and stop picking apart every tiny bit of it the fact that you are judging them by their name and song titles makes this review instantly worthless. you have obviously never listened to anything but MCR and Green Gay your whole life cause BFMV is probably the grestest band out there in a long time. stop being so closed-minded and actually try listening to other types of music. hi i cant believe ur've said all that shit about bullet because if u sit down and pick up a guitar ur relise that its not simple they are extreamly talented and if there not that good how come they've sold out venues before there debut album was relised? to top it off ive got about 3-4 punk friends saying they dont like them but theres no way they can say there crap because they are good musicans I LOVE THE GUY BELOW ME Whoever wrote that review is a complete and utter fuckin retarded cock lover. Bfmv are the best band in the fuckin world at the mo, they have more creativety in their fuckin foreskin than any fuckin crappy untalented punk band on the planet. Uninspiring guitar playing? Dude your a fuckin joke, their skills and level of playing is some of the best your gonna here in guitar based rock music at the moment so open your ears you punk listening wank lord. Just coz they can play more than 3 fuckin chords on an out of tune piece of shit guitar. Grow up you stupid cunt and start giving bands the reviews they deserve instaed of slating them for no reason other than fuckin jealousy. Stupid prick. Not gonna be around for longr than 2 weeks? Ha ha, cuntface your sooooooooooooo wrong man, they have sold more copies of their mini album than most punk bands sell in an entire back catalogue and as they have a 12 date sold out uk tour coming up in jan and playing to 3 - 5 thousand people a night makes you look like a complete kiddy fiddler. Go and die somewhere cold you sad little prick. Fuck off. Fuck punk and fuck you. Long live bfmv. Wanker. oh come on, you haven't really listened to the cd if you describe it like that, this the best fucking band out there just now u gotta be fucking kiddin me, bullet for my valentine are 1 of the best metal bands out now, and trivium of course, obviously u people are stupid bye bye i'll pry never come back here again, was a fluke i am here anyway ....PLEASE! It totally rocks! Sure it is, it's just an informal usage of anyway, suitable for a review which is, surprisingly, informal. if you like this kind of music, it's not really that bad. it deserves maybe a 3, not really a 1. 1 is too like .. 'hi i'm uber judgmental of every cd i see and don't actually listen to' .. and to the reviewer, anyways isn't a word. thanks. Score is for guys who wear nut huggers who looks like they painted their pants on. They have more balls than me and it shows. Mahalo! dude below, i saw a dude (or maybe he was a dudette?) at the supermarket today. guy with his $35 jet black angular haircut was wearing jeans so tight and low his asscrack and cheeks were hanging out. score is for him. This album made me laugh my ass off, trying to breakout into an already over saturated genre that is in the process of dying was the first mistake, second was the crap that is the songs, no real skill or creativity whatsoever. "So, Minor Threat aren't punk? The Ramones? I'd list more, but you get the point. How many classic images of great punk rock bands are press photos? These guys were a nu/metal band before they started playing the worst brand of metalcore available. I think that pretty much says it all. "You know what? Any band that advertises their record or promotes themselves with a non-live footage photo of the band is not punk. I guess that elimates every band ever covered in AP. I could stuff a mattress with the glossy headshots of these "punk" bands standing in alleys, by brickwalls, traintracks, in bars etc. Stick your fucking presskits up your well-groomed asses you fucking phonies." score is for this band's name. doesn't even deserve a 1. haha....trustkill..nah thats not hardcore but shit to the core like victory nowadays There are no negative reviews on Punknews.org! Take that shit elsewhere! i like how someone called someone else a 'retart' You know what? Any band that advertises their record or promotes themselves with a non-live footage photo of the band is not punk. I guess that elimates every band ever covered in AP. I could stuff a mattress with the glossy headshots of these "punk" bands standing in alleys, by brickwalls, traintracks, in bars etc. Stick your fucking presskits up your well-groomed asses you fucking phonies. They have some chops... Not the worst band ever. why do "l331" say "pwned"? it doesn't even make any sense. Twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaats. these guys have some sick tribal tats why do "l331" say "pwned"? it doesn't even make any sense why do "l331" say "pwned"? it doesn't even make any sense. P.S. The cover looks like a terrible anime. all those O RLY variations made me bout piss myself. stupid owl. hahah. This screams My Chemical Romance's retarded cousin. Wait...this is the best .gif ever! this is very funny... http://www.ubersite.com/m/52003 Der, this is on Trustkill, I was thinking it was self released. Label execs sign it, because retards eat this shit up. The unfortunate thing is, they will be remembered in two weeks. They will be signed to Victory/Trustkill/Ferret and be headlining tours in a year. this is very funny... http://www.ubersite.com/m/52003 The real reason I haven't been viewing records lately, is NOT because I wanted to concetrate on my last semester in college...nope. You should have reviewed this drunk. Trustkill is a complete joke, with telegraphed albums that you've already heard long before you listen to them... Nu-metal? Dead. I'm surprised this piece of shit got posted here. My friend downloaded this album just so we could laugh at how fucking terrible it is. If you like pathetic lyrics and wailing guitar, get this right away. I love albums like this sometimes, obviously not for the music, but for the fact that you can write a good review based on band name and album art alone. "Oh my, there were some major red flags that popped up when I went to listen to this one." |
