Hagfish

Well, there were only 1000 of these little puppies made, and there are surely more Hagfish fans than that, so good luck getting your hands on one, but I'll review this anyway to make you wish you had it. Anyway, this is 65 minutes of madness [with only 2:47 of it being actual music] which is [or now, was] Hagfish. Way back in 1995, the 'fish were guests on KROQ's Loveline. Their interview starts out with one member pulling their current CD [at the time] literally out of his ass and handing it to Ricki [Headbanger's Ball] Ratchman and Dr. Drew, and it all goes downhill [or uphill, depending on how much you like Hagfish] from there. There are some EXTREMELY funny moments contained in this 65-minute escapade, involving various Hagfish members [and fans] farting into the studio mics [and phones at home while on the air]. Yes, it's extremely juvenile, but yes, it is extremely funny. They talk about sex, sex, and... Oh yeah, sock puppet sex, too. As the CD comes to an end, we are treated to a girl calling up and queefing into the phone. If you don't know what it is, I'm certainly not telling you. If you're lucky enough to already have a copy of this, there's no reason for me to be telling you how awesome it is. Sure, musically it's lacking a bit, but as a comedy CD, there's almost none finer. If you don't have one, all I can say is this: Nyah Nyah Nyah, I do.

[taken from A different kind of greatness webzine]