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Published on May 19th 2006

The hardest part of writing this review was actually listening to this album. Fearless must have paid a heapload of money to get the rights to most of these songs. Perhaps this would have been an interesting compilation if they had paid some actual punk bands -- or, if not even punk bands, any sort of original or talented act -- to cover this array of radio rock hits from the decade.

Instead, we get B-list pseudo-rock acts who have very little, if anything, to do with the "Punk" moniker the album subscribes to covering songs that, well, they don't really deserve to. I'm sure there's a wide array of feelings about the 1990s, but I was a big fan of the alternative, grunge, and college rock genres...and this is just an absolute insult to anyone that really enjoyed that music.

I know Trent Reznor is usually fairly guarded about letting acts cover Nine Inch Nails' material, and this time around he should have kept his guard up. Mae dillutes and disgraces what Reznor revolutionized. It isn't hard to cover "Song 2" by Blur, as it's really a good song for bands just starting out to cover. I've never heard Plain White T's before, but any band that manages to botch this song and lose the energy of the original is not going to be on my playlist anytime soon. The Red Hot Chili Peppers have a fairly unique sound that isn't well replicated by bands that aren't them, so Gym Class Heroes had their work cut out for them...and didn't succeed. "Black Hole Sun" was one of my favorite songs of the mid-`90s and Copeland does an interesting rendition, but it lacks any of the rock that the original mustered.

I could go on and on, track for track, about how adding screaming to "Losing My Religion" actually destroys the emotive qualities of the song, or how the horn breakdown in the Killing Moon's rendition of "You Oughta Know" makes it laughably bad, and Alanis Morisette sounds like she's got more balls than the lead singer of that band. As far as I'm concerned, none of these bands should be allowed to cover Nirvana, and the version of "In Bloom" by So They Say makes me want to vomit. I think for that song alone, those guys should never be allowed to play their instruments ever again; it's the type of rendition I'd imagine used as a method of sensory torture against grunge fans being interrogated for a crime. Even one of the poppiest songs on the list, "Jumper," is botched by some band that doesn't know how to properly capitalize words.

Plain and simple, this album sets the lowest bar for the worst of the horrible for 2006. Albums like this make me want to push the "Submit A Bug" button up on the navigation bar and say, "Guys, there isn't a 'no stars' option in your scoring for album reviews."






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    Posted by istapledmyfoot on 2006-08-15 02:36:30

    the real question, which I think everyone else has failed to notice, colin, did you pay for this album?

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:11 PM (EDT)

    This album is the best thing to happen to earth
    not kidding

    Posted by damnitsderek on 2006-05-26 14:09:23

    Hahaha

    Go listen to the original songs. I don't even like most of the originals, but I can still acknowledge that they sound better than these covers. This album is not good, and it never will be.

    badbadbadbadbadbadbadbad

    Posted by Shayna on 2006-05-25 21:56:56

    oh, yeah..and ontop of my comment below...how about you 20-some year olds go back to school and learn correct grammar. Or, are you going to use the excuse that you use 'shorthand?' Because that makes you even more lame.
    Hey guess what? I'm a 17 year old girl and at least I know the difference between an intelligent person and an internet freak

    Posted by Shayna on 2006-05-25 21:54:34
    My Score:

    you know, I think all of it is pretty good. I mean, granted, it's not going to sound AMAZING because they aren't the original singers OR writers. But aside from that, I think it's damn good, actually. And what pisses me off is how all of these people post anonymously like their opinion REALLY matters on whether or not it gets released. It's going to be put on shelves and bought regardless whether or not you, or the next person like it. I just love how everyone's all 'It's bullshit how emo/pop-punk bands are ruining good songs" well, ya know what ya fuckin critics?? I'D LOOOOOVE TO SEE YOU COME OUT AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. These people are doing what they love, getting paid for it, and having SOME people in the world who enjoy it. As for you? Well, can you say the same?? Because I'm sure all of you McDonald's and Hardees workers probably piss customers off daily, but they STILL come, now dont they???

    Posted by chipsahoycookie on 2006-05-24 21:21:39
    My Score:

    billy jock bullshit. emo pop shit goes 90s. i'll take soundgarden over this shit anyday.

    Posted by damnitsderek on 2006-05-24 15:22:04

    What shit.

    Covers can't be fun when listening to them is more painful then getting ass fucked by a horse. The worst of all the covers is Gym Class Heroes trying to play "Under the Bridge". That was just the smelliest turd in the toilet.

    Posted by Aaronfromsweden on 2006-05-23 18:42:40
    My Score:

    Damn, why is the reviewer (and apparently everyone else as well) taking this so serious? These are covers, covers are for fun. I admit most of em are bad covers, but come on. It's noting to get so upset about. Calm down :P

    However, there is one cover that makes me feel really sick (which is not from this record), and it's the Yellowcard cover of Lagwagons Violins. That one actually made me mad and upset, even though I generally think covers are fun. It was so F U C K I N G T E R R I B L E ! Did the guys in Lagwagon get to hear the song before it was released on the comp? I guess not, they would've stopped the disaster.

    Posted by ItsAGHOST on 2006-05-23 00:25:50
    My Score:

    Punk is going... going... gone?

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 5:37 PM (EDT)

    Hey, Nivana sucks ass, period.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 3:39 PM (EDT)

    ""Punk Goes Actual Punk"

    This would be friggin hilarious.

    Some ideas:
    Fallout Boy covers Descendents
    Rufio covers Black Flag
    The Starting Line covers Bad Religion
    Relient K covers Dead Kennedys
    Motion City Soundtrack covers the Buzzcocks
    Sugarcult covers Ramones"

    Haha, they did that for the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

    The Bled covered Bad Brains
    Fallout Boy did Gorilla Biscuits
    Alkaline Trio did TSOL
    Taking Back Sunday did Descendents
    and so on..

    Posted by JayTee on 2006-05-22 14:33:18

    Most of the bands that were covered are closer to punk than the bands that covered them. Pathetic.

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-05-22 14:02:18

    isn't it about time to start discussing sandwiches?

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 22, 2006 at 12:00 PM (EDT)

    The sad things is of course we already had a kind of "Punk goes Punk... and failed."

    I'm thinking of:

    * Yellowcard covering Lagwagon's Violins
    * The Ataris covering Bad Religion's Heaven is Falling

    Posted by fox82 on 2006-05-22 09:24:09

    This record should have a sticker on it that reads "Now contains 95% LESS PUNK ROCK!!! XTREME!"

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-05-22 09:18:55

    "I'd rather lick a dirty Brit's asshole than waste my time trying to impress some messageboard nerds."

    Obviously not.

    Posted by kill_fftl on 2006-05-22 09:12:51

    more like emo goes 90's

    Posted by welcome_to_1984 on 2006-05-22 08:31:47

    I really just read the reveiws of the Punk Goes... because it cracks me up. These are sooooo bad. The first one was good (Punk Goes Metal) and after that they ar horrible. Sorry Fearless but I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Posted by CaptainQuirk on 2006-05-22 06:16:16

    "Punk Goes Actual Punk"

    This would be friggin hilarious.

    Some ideas:
    Fallout Boy covers Descendents
    Rufio covers Black Flag
    The Starting Line covers Bad Religion
    Relient K covers Dead Kennedys
    Motion City Soundtrack covers the Buzzcocks
    Sugarcult covers Ramones

    Posted by shot_in_the_dark on 2006-05-22 01:27:39

    let's just forget about this.
    -math

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 11:32 PM (EDT)

    punk goes classical

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 8:27 PM (EDT)

    I haven't heard that track off the album, but the Gin Blossoms were pretty fun, even if all of their songs sounded the same.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 7:55 PM (EDT)

    Eh, I actually like the "Hey Jealousy" cover.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 7:03 PM (EDT)

    shutup chinatown

    Posted by SlowStupidHungry on 2006-05-21 16:36:29

    No way. These attacks on me are super mature and well-constructed.

    I like how nobody even reads what I write without the stigma surrounding my name. Really, my suggestion and wording was not that offensive.

    And Darkstarm always has to pretend to call me out in order to impress all of the Org guys. Awesome I guess? I'd rather lick a dirty Brit's asshole than waste my time trying to impress some messageboard nerds.

    Posted by jamespastepunk on 2006-05-21 15:48:37

    Will needs his hands tied behind his back and a dick stuffed in his mouth so he can't post here anymore.

    You know, as much as I dislike Will, that's going a little far.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 3:14 PM (EDT)

    Wow, Darkstarm, all your awesome messageboard friends are really impressed with you. You've proven yourself a man hahaha

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 1:50 PM (EDT)

    the reason albums like this need to be reviewed is the same reason all albums that borderline on the pop/mainstream genre need to be reviewed - people listen to them.

    Ahem, Colin, then what about the Most Wanted review?

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 1:44 PM (EDT)

    Will needs his hands tied behind his back and a dick stuffed in his mouth so he can't post here anymore.

    Posted by darkstarm on 2006-05-21 12:45:51

    "Hi, my name is Will. I will find a way to disagree with you even if I AGREE with you. I rule!"

    Go suck Johnny Rotten's ass, ya bitch.

    Posted by GreenVandal on 2006-05-20 22:12:39
    My Score:

    Wait a second. I'm 23 as well, but scene credibility means the world to me! Is something wrong?

    Posted by jacknife737 on 2006-05-20 18:09:27

    90smusic>2000smusic
    90smusic>1980smusic
    90smusic>19702music

    Posted by RiseAgainstSSCC on 2006-05-20 17:52:38

    Ska goes 90's eh.....

    Posted by feeeding5000 on 2006-05-20 17:38:54

    Am I the only person who thinks cover albums, as a concept, are awesome? In practice, it doesn't always work out like that, but still...more individual bands need to do cover albums. Only Me First and the Gimmes Gimmes should stop, because they've already covered every good song.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 5:03 PM (EDT)

    Then why not review good albums like I did?

    Instead of pretending that anyone with shitty enough taste to like this garbage will take your advice, maybe try to turn them on to something new like I did with my reviews.

    But it's true. I don't really care. That's the art of punk rock, my friend.

    Posted by colin on 2006-05-20 15:27:53

    I don't see how my comments are elitist. Especially compared to some dick who wrote a negative review of an album in a smarmy attempt to up his "punk cred" under the guise of "teaching the children."

    sorry will, i'm 23 years old and i gave up on any sort of "credibility" factor a long time ago. i could care less about the punk "scene," especially the internet version of it where kids like you spout off a lot.

    reviews do help. when i was a teenager growing up, i didn't have access to a local punk scene because there wasn't one. sites like punknews helped guide me in perhaps the albums i'd enjoy - maybe not all of the time, but sometimes it worked out.

    so yes, for your words, it is about "teaching the children" in some ways. what else is there, but trying to help some kid get in to music that is good and honest - of which this is not.

    maybe i should only review albums that i love or maybe i should take your roll and not care about anyone but myself, but hopefully this may help someone see that this album, even though it is labeled as such, is not the end-all be-all of punk rock that the title claims it is.

    Posted by SlowStupidHungry on 2006-05-20 15:22:04

    Oh, I see, Colin. You're saving "punx" one review at a time.

    I don't see how my comments are elitist. Especially compared to some dick who wrote a negative review of an album in a smarmy attempt to up his "punk cred" under the guise of "teaching the children."

    Posted by jockmcbored on 2006-05-20 15:06:20

    as for the personal attack on will, i could care less. he's nothing more than an internet troll, using his mentality to try and better himself in his own eyes by trying to demean the taste and motives of others without truly knowing (or, probably caring) what they are. i have at least some respect for every person on this site who contributes even the dumbest of ideas, but someone who takes their time to make themselves look smarter or more punk or just above everyone else isn't worthy of the words they type

    fair point

    Posted by R3venge_Therapy on 2006-05-20 14:53:58
    My Score:

    "the reason albums like this need to be reviewed is the same reason all albums that borderline on the pop/mainstream genre need to be reviewed - people listen to them. perhaps you don't, and maybe will and whoever were born with the most stunning musical taste in the world, and haven't listened to anything but what "real punk" is since birth, but i'm sure there's a 13 year old kid out there somewhere who doesn't know the difference.

    if someone comes across this site and sees that the backlash, maybe they'll read the rest of the reviews and pick up the ignite record instead, and then suddenly in 3 years they can be as elitist as the rest of us instead of turning into an absolutepunk clone.

    every cd needs to be reviewed for the standalone point of objectivity. punknews can't say an album is or isn't punk (i mean, to a certain extent) - this is a "punk goes..." release (of which the "metal" was pretty popular) on fearless, so of course it's 'worthy' (in some way) of being reviewed.

    as for the personal attack on will, i could care less. he's nothing more than an internet troll, using his mentality to try and better himself in his own eyes by trying to demean the taste and motives of others without truly knowing (or, probably caring) what they are. i have at least some respect for every person on this site who contributes even the dumbest of ideas, but someone who takes their time to make themselves look smarter or more punk or just above everyone else isn't worthy of the words they type."


    I agree 100%.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 2:32 PM (EDT)

    When I saw this album was coming out, the first thing I thought to myself was "The snake has eaten its own tail."

    But, as bad as this record may be, it will never ruin the original versions by the original artists. They're still out there to be listened to and enjoyed or loathed, depending on your tastes.

    Posted by colin on 2006-05-20 14:30:58

    the reason albums like this need to be reviewed is the same reason all albums that borderline on the pop/mainstream genre need to be reviewed - people listen to them. perhaps you don't, and maybe will and whoever were born with the most stunning musical taste in the world, and haven't listened to anything but what "real punk" is since birth, but i'm sure there's a 13 year old kid out there somewhere who doesn't know the difference.

    if someone comes across this site and sees that the backlash, maybe they'll read the rest of the reviews and pick up the ignite record instead, and then suddenly in 3 years they can be as elitist as the rest of us instead of turning into an absolutepunk clone.

    every cd needs to be reviewed for the standalone point of objectivity. punknews can't say an album is or isn't punk (i mean, to a certain extent) - this is a "punk goes..." release (of which the "metal" was pretty popular) on fearless, so of course it's 'worthy' (in some way) of being reviewed.

    as for the personal attack on will, i could care less. he's nothing more than an internet troll, using his mentality to try and better himself in his own eyes by trying to demean the taste and motives of others without truly knowing (or, probably caring) what they are. i have at least some respect for every person on this site who contributes even the dumbest of ideas, but someone who takes their time to make themselves look smarter or more punk or just above everyone else isn't worthy of the words they type.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 2:00 PM (EDT)

    I'll tell you what would be original for one of these comps, put an actual punk band on there. Put that in your pants.

    Posted by rkl on 2006-05-20 12:17:56

    i agree with will.......Who would pick up this album and pop it in their player hoping for something thats enjoyable?
    the problem with that statement is that punk goes metal had good bands and some damn good covers(check out link80's remake of harvester of sorrow to see what im talking about), this comp, just like
    the aforementioned punk goes 80's has absolutely no good bands.
    but one could suppose that you might find some band youd never heard of.

    as far as some 9th grader buying it, guess what. comps arent so much meant for people who know the material as those who dont.
    i bought the first four punk o ramas, but after a while i already had most, if not all, of the music, so there was no need to purchase anymore(not to mention that the price went up $4 in between 4-5).

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 11:52 AM (EDT)

    Actually, it only costs 9 cents a song per record pressed. Covering a song on a record is a granted right by copyright laws and all you have to do is pay the statuatory rate of 9 cents. You don't even have to get permission, just pay.

    Posted by jockmcbored on 2006-05-20 07:39:29

    Wow, talk about picking hard targets! This review is about as controversial as saying "Hitler sucked." If music is honestly this bad, which I know for a fact it is, it doesn't deserve the coverage. Spend that time thinking of ways to eat spicy hot cheetos in school.

    -Will

    talk about predictable comments. will comes on to a review or thread or anything and acts high and mighty, like he's above the rest of us? that's about as obvious as saying, "hitler sucked."

    if you had an original thought in your head one of these days, i think the world might explode. that, or people around here would actually respect your opinion and listen to you. but honestly, you don't deserve the coverage.

    you're just as mundane, just as generic, and just as predictable as this album. score is for you.

    that's a shithole personal attack on Will for no reason! what's up wi thi?

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 7:08 AM (EDT)

    i agree with will.......Who would pick up this album and pop it in their player hoping for something thats enjoyable?

    Im sure there will be people who do.....the same ones who enjoyed such bullshit comps like "PUNK GOES 80S....POP PUNK BANDS PLAY POPULAR 80S SONGS".
    I see an awkward 9th grade male buying this because of that.

    There will be the "fans" of the bands who cover the songs who buy this.......the same ones who bought the tony hawk compilation (which im sure is trash as well...I BET IT SOLD WELL).

    Will is right.....why bother with an Album/compilation that has NO hope of being good? Look at the cover....think of WHY they would make such a thing? To pay tribute to the mainstream music of the early 90s? OH YEAH

    Posted by GreenVandal on 2006-05-19 23:57:32
    My Score:

    Will has a screenname now? Craziness.

    Calm down kids. We all know everything fucking sucks. Every last fucking thing. Except for that one thing. Ya know. The one that only I know about. Yeah. That one.

    Score is for the current musical landscape.

    It is also for how hungry I am.

    Posted by SlowStupidHungry on 2006-05-19 20:56:46

    Colin,

    Thanks for the limp personal attack. I'll emphasize the point that you didn't address what I said at all.

    Also, I think it's far more unoriginal to write an attacking review of an album EVERYONE agrees sucks, to the point where people with good taste in music don't even check it out (ie: me).

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 8:55 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    I had fun reviewing the last Punk Goes record:

    http://www.punknews.org/review/4069

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 8:04 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    jesus fearless, these aren't even punk bands anymore on these stupid comps. good idea for the comps except it's pretty dumb to have pop bands doing pop songs. i thought the point was to get bands that sound way different than the people they are covering. that's what i found clever about the punk goes metal comp.

    Posted by colin on 2006-05-19 19:48:53
    My Score:

    Wow, talk about picking hard targets! This review is about as controversial as saying "Hitler sucked." If music is honestly this bad, which I know for a fact it is, it doesn't deserve the coverage. Spend that time thinking of ways to eat spicy hot cheetos in school.

    -Will


    talk about predictable comments. will comes on to a review or thread or anything and acts high and mighty, like he's above the rest of us? that's about as obvious as saying, "hitler sucked."

    if you had an original thought in your head one of these days, i think the world might explode. that, or people around here would actually respect your opinion and listen to you. but honestly, you don't deserve the coverage.

    you're just as mundane, just as generic, and just as predictable as this album. score is for you.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 7:22 PM (EDT)

    Wow, talk about picking hard targets! This review is about as controversial as saying "Hitler sucked." If music is honestly this bad, which I know for a fact it is, it doesn't deserve the coverage. Spend that time thinking of ways to eat spicy hot cheetos in school.

    -Will

    Posted by ryanbolger on 2006-05-19 18:39:56
    My Score:

    i put on "you'd prefer an astronaut" ten minutes before i checked out the site today.

    score is for that album.

    flame away.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 6:32 PM (EDT)

    Punk goes Polka, punk goes jam band or punk goes eskimo throat singing is where my vote is for the next in this dreadful serious.

    Posted by MedioCore on 2006-05-19 18:29:14

    I don't know if it's been said yet, but the only worthwhile edition of this series was "Punk Goes Metal"... good bands, good songs.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 5:25 PM (EDT)

    "This isn't that bad. There are a few good covers and either the Emery or Gym Class Hereoes was the best one.

    And here's some ideas for future compilations:

    Punk Goes Rap
    Punk Goes Disco
    Punk Goes Country
    Punk Goes Actual Punk

    And how bout Punk Goes 50s, 60s, 70s.

    Whatever they do, it should be funny."

    Punk Goes Apeshit?
    Punk Goes Gay?
    Punk Goes to Hell: The Final Friday?
    Punk Goes On?
    Punk Goes Home?
    Punk Goes Away?

    Posted by R3venge_Therapy on 2006-05-19 17:13:49
    My Score:

    I was aboslutely fucking PISSED when i saw that Mae covered NIN. and i still am. i get angry every time i think about it. and i haven't even listened to it. Mae are fucking awful. this certainly dserved "no stars", so this review is right-on.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:31 PM (EDT)

    How there can be a 90s comp without something from Pearl Jam, STP, Smashing Pumpkins, or Bush is just beyond me.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:27 PM (EDT)

    I don't have a problem with these comps, on priciple, but while I liked a lot of Metal and some of Acoustic and '80s, I think the that this is the worst album in the series by far.

    The songs selected don't lend themselves well, or at least, the bands dping the covers all do pretty poor jobs. I don't have a problem with someone covering whoever. It's possible to do a good job, look at the Tony Hawk comp. I liked the bands I thought I'd like, but I was also particularly surprised by My Chemical Romance and Emanuel (bands I don't care for covering songs I love), so I'm willing to be open-minded. Also, I'm open to band's staying close to the orignal or doing something new. I thought Gatsby's American Dream did a nice, albeit relatively different sounding version of one of my favorite Cure songs, whereas Midtown stayed close to the original and did well for themselves.

    But the bands on this comp are just awful, boring, drivel. There's simply no reason why you'd want to listen to these. Not if you liked the originals and wanted to hear new versions of them or even if you hated the originals, but thought it would be fun to hear them redone with a punk sound. New Found Glory (and this is an extreme statement) could have done one of the covers and been flat-out the best song on the disc. These aren't even cookie-cutter pop-punk bands, but some sort of weird-ass rock jabber.

    Boo.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:06 PM (EDT)

    "90s songs that should have been covered instead:

    sit down - james
    who?where?why? - jesus jones
    the only one i know - charlatans
    reverend black grape - Black Grape
    set adrift on memory bliss - PM Dawn

    don't forget "Deeper Shade of Soul" by Urban Dance Squad"

    Why? None of these bands/songs defined what was huge in the 90's musically.

    Posted by Vincent_M on 2006-05-19 16:05:35

    I think Me First has the 'Punk Goes 50's, 60's, 70's segment well-covered.

    Posted by nietzsche on 2006-05-19 16:00:33

    bedlight for blue eyes is so awful.
    i didnt think it was gonna be hard to cover jumper.. but my god, they raped the livign shit out of the song. piano? fuck off.

    Posted by crazytoledo on 2006-05-19 15:55:40
    My Score:

    This isn't that bad. There are a few good covers and either the Emery or Gym Class Hereoes was the best one.

    And here's some ideas for future compilations:

    Punk Goes Rap
    Punk Goes Disco
    Punk Goes Country
    Punk Goes Actual Punk

    And how bout Punk Goes 50s, 60s, 70s.

    Whatever they do, it should be funny.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:25 PM (EDT)

    I can't wait for punk goes punk

    Posted by coldwaffles on 2006-05-19 15:20:47

    Gym Class Heros are the only decent act here...

    And they fucked a Chili Peppers classic up. Fuck this.

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-05-19 15:01:05

    excuse me, i meant Dog's Eye View

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-05-19 15:00:32

    i thought that was Dishwalla?

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:56 PM (EDT)

    Everything Falls Apart by the Odds would have been a great cover.

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-05-19 14:33:18

    90s songs that should have been covered instead:

    sit down - james
    who?where?why? - jesus jones
    the only one i know - charlatans
    reverend black grape - Black Grape
    set adrift on memory bliss - PM Dawn


    don't forget "Deeper Shade of Soul" by Urban Dance Squad

    Posted by sickboi on 2006-05-19 14:25:45

    Aubin,

    DO NOT be talking shit on PM Dawn.

    Posted by aubin on 2006-05-19 13:47:49

    set adrift on memory bliss - PM Dawn

    That songs is basically some guys rapping over a Spandau Ballet song, so it's not really that much to cover.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-05-19 13:15:39

    "to the guy below Disintegration came out in the early 80's."

    I knew that wasn't true, so I looked it up. Disintegration came out in 1989. I was close.

    Posted by jockmcbored on 2006-05-19 12:57:11

    also, any carter USM song

    Posted by jockmcbored on 2006-05-19 12:56:50
    My Score:

    good review

    90s songs that should have been covered instead:

    sit down - james
    who?where?why? - jesus jones
    the only one i know - charlatans
    reverend black grape - Black Grape
    set adrift on memory bliss - PM Dawn

    Posted by aahhhh on 2006-05-19 12:37:49
    My Score:

    the only good song is the gym class heroes cover of under the bridge.

    Posted by mattp330 on 2006-05-19 12:23:46

    to the guy below Disintegration came out in the early 80's.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:10 PM (EDT)

    That rules... I have heard all but two of the tracks off of this, and I feel blessed that i didn't loose that extra 6 min. of my life, but I am glad that this reviewer was as brutaly honest as they were.... Good show, good show...

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:20 AM (EDT)

    where is the devil dogs review from 30 sizzling slabs

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 11:04 AM (EDT)

    Just wanted to clarify - you don't have to pay a heapload of money to cover and release a song, you just have to pay the "mechanical license" fee which is set by the gov't and is currently 9.5 cents per CD produced. It's compulsory too, so you don't need permission from the original artist.

    Posted by Nap on 2006-05-19 10:56:51

    You dont need "Punk Goes Punk" cause "Tony Hawk American Wasteland" could be titled as so.

    I liked Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Cartel, Copeland, The Killing Moon, Gym Class Heroes

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:52 AM (EDT)

    haha, i only read the review cuz I knew it would be fun. Good review! I can't believe this comp was even made.

    Paul

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 10:36 AM (EDT)

    yeah, i mean i don't think bands shouldn't be able to cover Nirvana. But i definilty think this version of In Bloom is horrrriiiibbbbbllllleeee. I mean seriously, it is just bad.

    i hope for the same. take him and his racist attitude out of baseball.

    Posted by the_other_scott on 2006-05-19 10:30:19

    as horrible as this cd is. i don't agree that bands shouldn't be allowed to cover Nirvana.

    if Nirvana are going to be praised like fucking Gods every day of the week, then any shit band coming after them gets to play their songs.

    Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-05-19 10:02:58

    Colin, I think you have to give it at least a half-star for it's trade in value at the record store. I mean, it'll be at least 99 cents, right? That's a KFC Snacker!

    Who is still on Fearless? I'm not even going to bother going to their site. I hope Bonds stays on 713 by career-ending injury.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2006-05-19 09:00:14

    Did "Disintegration" come out in the nineties? Because, if it did, both Anberlin's cover of "Love Song" and Stavesacre's cover of "Fascination Street" should've been on this.

    Anyway, I'm sure I agree with Colin on this one.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 6:29 AM (EDT)

    Worst Compilation ever, please find something else constructive to do.

    Posted by cash_money_hustla on 2006-05-19 05:34:07

    I wonder what's next, Punk Goes Mariachi?

    HAHAHAHA, man its late.

    Posted by cash_money_hustla on 2006-05-19 05:33:26

    Where is the token "When is 'Punk Goes Punk'" comment? C'mon guys, you're slacking.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 4:56 AM (EDT)

    Fuck this turd of a record. Where's the review of the new NMDS?

    Posted by ghostmonkey on 2006-05-19 04:05:28

    Dear Fearless Records,

    Please stop putting out shitty covers records. They are truly fucking awful. You are the K-Tel Records for a new millenium. Do go away and take your stupid fucking gaylord compilations with you. What next? "Punk Goes Noughties"? Give it a fucking rest,

    Love, ghostmonkeygeneral xx

    Posted by colin on 2006-05-19 03:51:31

    i wanted to say something along the lines of "this is proof punk died with the 80s" or a witty equivelant, but i didn't want to waste my time with this cd. fuck it.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:28 AM (EDT)

    I hate how these songs are never covered by punk bands.. it is always totally suck balls rock bands that are the farthest thing from punk and make me want to throw up.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 3:10 AM (EDT)

    stop with the cover albummmmmsssssaaarrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    is it okay that my grind band covers some propagandhi songs? i mean, you can't really tell with grind.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:50 AM (EDT)

    Copeland's version of "Black Hole Sun" is boring, they barely changed it. That is not a track i would mention as one of the better ones on this record.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 2:47 AM (EDT)

    the Gym Class Heroes cover was by far the best thing on here. I sort of enjoyed that cover of Depeche Mode though i fucking hate Anberlin. the rest was easily crap, i mean Scary Kids Scaring Kids, what the fuck? whatever

    Posted by swank on 2006-05-19 02:39:30
    My Score:

    Is is wrong that, while I agree this whole album is pretty terrible, I actually sort of dug the Gym Class Heroes cover of "Under the Bridge"?

    Posted by MikeStupid on 2006-05-19 01:57:11
    My Score:

    Bands I don't like covering older bands I don't like. Nope. Not interested.

    Posted by niveK82 on 2006-05-19 01:53:45
    My Score:

    March of the PIgs is my favorite NIN song, and those fuckers in Mae ruined it.

    :(

    Posted by theOneTrueBill on 2006-05-19 01:34:38

    I'm glad to see that this got a one star review. There haven't been enough of them around these parts lately.

    Posted by cash_money_hustla on 2006-05-19 01:28:03

    I think the problem with this whole series is that it started out as a light hearted, tongue in cheek ordeal, but it's lost that feel with the past couple of offerings. The song selection is what is off about this one since many of them are considered classics. I think it's the bands taking it too seriously is what makes it fail.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:19 AM (EDT)

    Why does everyone agree that this is utter shit, yet the 7,000 locust clone-bands that come out this year will be oohed and ahhhed over ad nausea?

    Posted by kozaihod on 2006-05-19 01:19:01
    My Score:

    Haha, I've been waiting for this review. Seriously, most 'un-punk' punk CD this year D: Practically no initiative, every song is just like the original or even worse. Well, the only song I kinda enjoyed is the Oasis cover.

    Posted by TheNightProwler on 2006-05-19 00:40:10

    this review is amazing; I can only wish that the review of this could be mailed out to Fearless and all the bands that were on this comp.

    Posted by aubin on 2006-05-19 00:37:40

    I've always liked the "punk rock cover" like Lagwagon's take on "Brown Eyed Girl" or Ignite doing U2 or NOFX doing, well any cover, but the thing is that these songs are (a) too new and still loved to be appreciated ironically and (b) not enough of a departure to make them fun.

    I don't take the project as seriously as most people seem to, but it's still one of the lesser comps in this series. I still think Punk Goes Acoustic was one of the best overall.

    Posted by skaboom on 2006-05-19 00:28:02

    I mean "worst", not "first"

    Posted by skaboom on 2006-05-19 00:27:43
    My Score:

    I sort of liked the Gym Class Heroes song. The Third Eye Blind cover was the first, I was actually cringing the entire way through.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:23 AM (EDT)

    Word. I may have fallen for this shit when I was 16-18 but my music tastes have evolved back to recognizing how great some of the songs were that I like when I was growing up then shuned when I got into "punk rock"

    Thing is the Punk goes metal comp was good becasue it was sort of a joke... I mean c'mon MU330 coveing Metallica is classic but, shitty pop punk bands covering some bands that were serious and changed music is just wrong.

    Posted by Dante3000 on 2006-05-19 00:19:03

    I don't know ifI agree with that review but it's nice to see that album bet smashed.
    -Dante
    p.s I laughed at the comments on "you oughta know".

    Posted by darkstarm on 2006-05-19 00:17:22

    I too am coming to terms with my love of the 90s rock music I grew up on as a kid. Bitchin' review, colin.

    Posted by mcgregor107 on 2006-05-19 00:13:49

    snap.

    Posted by inagreendase on 2006-05-19 00:10:34

    Well, the Cartel song is pretty good.