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Inkwell

These Stars Are Monsters
2006
EastWest / One Eleven

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Review by: Ben_Conoley
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Published on August 15th 2006

I think this is how Inkwell became:

Unknown: “Minus the Bear, meet Brand New. Brand New, this is Minus the Bear.” Half an hour later…Boys Night Out: “Hey, my name is (new) Boys Night Out.”

All: Threesome!!!

Now, since everyone knows Brand New are a bunch of pussies, we know they’re the ones getting pregnant.

I’m not positive, but I think this is how it went down.

These Stars Are Monsters is Inkwell’s second album in as many years. I’d be damned if it wasn’t a really polished piece of melodic rock work, great for a drive home from the beach, but not much else. Sure, it’s an honest effort, and it sounds really great on the surface, but at its core, These Stars Are Monsters seems like a basement boredom project of a couple of once-were punkers with some melody and Beach Boys love hiding deep down in them. Now, their bio says they started this band to have fun, and that they’ve accomplished that. So how come we’re not allowed to have any fun listening to it?

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:39 PM (EDT)

The early-mid 90's inkwell destroys this shit.

Posted by Marlon on 2006-08-17 10:36:01

Actually, I don't like CYHSY.

Posted by cantsitstill on 2006-08-16 20:22:14
My Score:

score is for the old Inkwell playing in some shitty VFW club with In/Humanity circa 1995.

Posted by TK on 2006-08-16 11:33:24

I don't get it. If I like Boys Night out and Brand new should I buy this CD or what.

And let me take away the most clever retort....... "No you should kill yourself"

Good one, TK. You are emo gold......

Posted by kirbypuckett on 2006-08-16 09:23:08

What would you name this band Marlon?

"Clap your hands say Inkwell!!"

Kidding dude.

- Kirby

Posted by Marlon on 2006-08-16 00:24:44

"Inkwell" isn't exactly the kind of band name only one person could ever think of. I doubt it's stolen--they probablly don't know of the other band.

Posted by sirens on 2006-08-15 10:14:47

hahaha

Posted by kirbypuckett on 2006-08-15 09:15:05

This review was pretty good, but:

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;)

Posted by mpc on 2006-08-15 07:13:18

Greyicewater, you're my hero... I loved the original Inkwell. Saw them at the Falcon Club in Hamtramck, MI... what an intense live show.

Posted by colin on 2006-08-15 01:21:07

while i disagree with your hatred of brand new, i did LOL at that jab.

Posted by nocigar on 2006-08-15 00:55:37

this review blows goats

Posted by coldwaffles on 2006-08-15 00:48:57

Boys Night Out < Brand New.

Noob.

Posted by greyicewater on 2006-08-15 00:45:16
My Score:

too bad this band stole their name from an incredible band. inkwell was a screamo/hardcore/emo band from atlanta georgia. they played music in the vein of portrait, still life, indian summer, and older iwouldetc. but they were around before most of those bands. so they were some of the originators of the screamo movement. the real screamo wiseguys. score is for the real inkwell.

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