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![]() | VenomBlack Metal [reissue]2003 Castle
Review by: feeeding5000 See others by this writer Only registered users can post comments Published on June 5th 2007
I was recently debating with my theologian friend about the nature of the end of the world, the so-called “apocalypse.” He thinks that, when the fate of humanity is uncertain, and everything is at its darkest, Jesus will return to earth, and bring the righteous to heaven. Conversely, I think that at the end of the world, Cronos, Mantas, and Abbadon, the three members of the heavy metal band Venom, will ride around the planet on flaming motorcycles, exploding the heads of the righteous and handing out miniature liquor bottles and packs of cigarettes to sinners.
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I really love your reviews, dude. You need to do more on crust and d-beat bands, though; both bad and good. Your review of Aghast is hilarious. even though these guys are mean to me, i still think of them as my (secret) favorite group. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ "Venom, however, was far more Image than Substance. I don't think any of those three guys would deny it, either." still blast this and the next lp while enjoying the local skate park. cool to have a prop and venom mention this week. prop would be happy.666. The song "Countess Bathory" and the band name are both in reference to Elizabeth Bathory, a Hungarian countess from the 16th century who loved to bathe in the blood of virgins. Read this: BLACK METAL "But in my defence, there's been Deicide and Slayer reviews on this site, and they're not any more punk than Venom. Plus, I think there's some sort of punk influence to Venom - it's not like they were writing really technical songs, you know? Plus, especially around the mid '80's, maybe a little after this record, punk and metal were really sorta cross-breeding...hence thrash, crossover, crust, black metal, etc." Wait, saying a band isn't very "punk" because of image over substance? What alternate universe are you from where shitty punk bands didn't dress the part? But in my defence, there's been Deicide and Slayer reviews on this site, and they're not any more punk than Venom. Plus, I think there's some sort of punk influence to Venom - it's not like they were writing really technical songs, you know? Plus, especially around the mid '80's, maybe a little after this record, punk and metal were really sorta cross-breeding...hence thrash, crossover, crust, black metal, etc. Oh, fuck, Misterspike, I didn't realize you were an oldtimer. No offense meant, I thought you were another of the typical 'Org posters. I'm not basing my opinion on whether Venom is "punk" or not based on mohawks, hot pants, eyeliner, or whatever the kids these days are into. Rather, I'm looking at it as an aging music fan that actually saw Venom live close to twenty years ago (!). Putting them in the context of punk rock (with twenty years hindsight) by saying the record is "...really closer to the punk idea of just playing simple songs, fast and fun, than it is about any Satan-worship or classical guitar skills" is great, and I think I could agree with that statement to a degree. Venom, however, was far more Image than Substance. I don't think any of those three guys would deny it, either. We want to eat your brains!!! Person below me: This band pretty much laid the foundation for extreme metal as we know it. Venom? really? "Not to bash the review(er), but I'm having a difficult time figuring how this fits as "punknews". I have a feeling these three aging buffoons would feel the same way." Not to bash the review(er), but I'm having a difficult time figuring how this fits as "punknews". I have a feeling these three aging buffoons would feel the same way. Wow, I am truly, truly amazed. I can't believe that I didn't have to re-post that intro in the comments section. Anyway, I also asked that the editor "Place umlauts where applicable" or something like that. Whoo. This album rules, and so does the editor's comment. I have a venom pin on my guitar strap hahahahahahahaha. I always enjoy your reviews. Keep up the good work. So I already scored the review, here's for the music. Wow, Venom. score is for the intro and editor's comment combined. |