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I became increasingly dissatisfied with the direction the band was taking. I mean, they all thought Aaron Carter was a musical genius...seriously. So, they kicked me out.
-Chris Batstone, former lead singer (kicked out in early 2002)

I'll admit, 2003's Rump Shaker was a guilty pleasure. That rare "third-wave after third-wave was dead" album struck a chord with me. The music was derivative of the countless third-wave bands that'd come and gone, the lyrics vapid and hollow, and production that sounded like it was recorded in the men's room at the local Denny's. But I'll be damned if it wasn't a fun album that received its share of spins with the windows rolled down that summer.

After countless lineup changes and the loss of tromboner Dallas Cook, the band released the 2006 EP Dance Like Nobody's Watching (or, if you live in Japan, the full-length Dance Like Nobody's Watching: Tokyo Nights). It marked a drastic change in the band's sound. Though it still had plenty of horns, it was all funk and disco and no ska. Unfortunately, Infectious followed in its footsteps.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Considering they've played more shows in Disneyland than they have outside of California, I shouldn't have expected much in the first place. That much time in such a sanitized environment is bound to take its toll on anyone. But I never took the above Aaron Carter quote seriously. I just thought Batstone was putting a humorous spin on being kicked out of the band.

If this was the first album these guys had put out, I'd at least be able to write them off and forget they ever existed. But that's not the case, and the fact that I found their last album enjoyable and the fact that this album and the prior EP were almost four years in the making just makes this a slap in the face. That this also reeks of bandwagon-jumping doesn't help. These guys stuck with ska years after it was no longer profitable, and I admired that. But such a sudden shift in sound toward the likes of Cobra Starship and Men, Women & Children is too much to ignore.

Honestly, the only good thing this album has going for it is that the production is infinitely better than Rump Shaker.

But a polished turd is still a turd.






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    Posted by lissarage on 2007-08-18 14:07:24
    My Score:

    Suburban Legends has been amazing from the start, pre and post Vince. First of all, they sound nothing like Cobra Starship or any of the other "hop on the bandwagon" bands, and they're STILL just as original as they were before. Who cares if they sound ska anymore? Their music is fun their shows are fun and involved, and they're incredibly connected to their fans. I hate that people get all pissy when bands decide to take a different direction, if you don't like it, don't listen to it. But don't talk shit, it's stupid.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:23 PM (EDT)

    band/their friends are so so clearly commenting on their own reviews its sad. at least have the dignity to do it in your own name and b) go to a website where someone is actually going to buy the record anyways...

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 3:29 PM (EDT)

    hmm. i'm not sure if this album sucks or not, but i'm more than positive that this review sucks a whole lot more. ive seen these guys a few times and i was never interested, but when put horrible music next to a review as slight and pathetic as this one, i'd choose something "really poppy" over that any day.

    Posted by skaboom on 2007-08-12 14:13:22
    My Score:

    Dallas must be rolling over in his grave.

    Break up guys, you're the reason most people hate ska.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 2:12 PM (EDT)

    what really sucks worse than this album is my stinking suspicion that someone in the suburban legends is commenting on their own review. get a life guys... i smell a turd.

    Posted by Scruffy on 2007-08-12 12:09:59

    Guys, guys. The Suburban Legends have ALWAYS sucked.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 12:28 AM (EDT)

    No, fuck YOU.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 6:22 PM (EDT)

    Fuck this review.

    Posted by GlassPipeMurder on 2007-08-11 17:36:09

    Funk is what the Supertones devolved to right before they realized it was a terrible idea and broke up.

    That said, the songs on SL's purevolume are pretty catchy if not cheesy. damn.

    Posted by elephantdwarf on 2007-08-11 16:44:27

    the only "pop" music i'll be listening to anytime soon is Lily Allen, thanks.

    Posted by neffernin on 2007-08-11 14:23:37
    My Score:

    hey elephant man! Hey haters! Go listen to this album, its 100% non-ska! Its actually pop music! I'm sure you would love it.

    Posted by elephantdwarf on 2007-08-11 13:21:19

    well... thats my opinion. if you like ska, you have bad taste in music. opinion. but a good one.

    Posted by fallingupwards84 on 2007-08-11 10:26:08

    i love ska including RBF, but this band is terrible. saw them open for Streetlight and RBF last year and i felt like i was watching a Kids Bop concert

    that being said, the comment about Disneyland was pretty irresponsible considering this band tours more than most of the bands on this website.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 6:20 AM (EDT)

    Bad taste?

    There's no such thing.

    Different people like different bands.

    What's your problem?

    Posted by elephantdwarf on 2007-08-11 03:33:19

    these comments have taught me that people with bad taste in music get really pissed when you bring up their bad taste in music.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 3:28 AM (EDT)

    "Considering they've played more shows in Disneyland than they have outside of California."

    You're fucking stupid.

    You need to fucking get your facts straight before you even think about voicing shit like that.

    As a person below me already stated, they toured a hell of a lot during '06-'07.

    How about doing some fucking research before stating the claim quoted above?

    Fucking retard.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 3:21 AM (EDT)

    Bands fucking change.

    Get the hell over it already.

    Don't like it? Fucking leave.

    It's official, you people are morons.

    Posted by neffernin on 2007-08-11 03:12:09

    I didn't really like their last album that much... it was ok... they are not ska anymore though. This is straight up pop music; and really bad pop music at that. What happened to the old suburban legends?

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 2:25 AM (EDT)

    People talking about the "way they prance on stage" and how they've changed since Rump Shaker must not realize they still choreographed their sets back when that was their main release. The only thing that's changed is the music. Whether or not anyone likes the change in music is a different story.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 11:26 PM (EDT)

    It doesn't matter if RBF's lyrics are depressing. The music is so sickeningly happy that I want to poke holes in my eardrums.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 11:23 PM (EDT)

    *genres

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 11:22 PM (EDT)

    ska has to be one of the worst genre of music. and it's funny that so many people on here agree.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 10:52 PM (EDT)

    RBF is the stupid man's favorite band.

    Posted by Matthew330 on 2007-08-10 22:00:17

    RBF is an easy target for stupid people.

    Posted by CoD on 2007-08-10 21:51:25

    I really hope that one guy down there doesn't think that because of Reel Big Fish people think ska is "happy" music. RBF's lyrics are some of the most depressing shit ever.

    Posted by fuzzy on 2007-08-10 21:26:20

    This band is fucking terrible. It's everything bad about the 3rd Wave wrapped up into a neat little package that's easy to hate.

    Posted by Matthew330 on 2007-08-10 19:49:44

    "It's very poppy"

    Pop music can be described as "very poppy". Good observation.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 6:39 PM (EDT)

    Who gives a shit. They're doing what they wanna do and still entertaining a hell of a lot of people. Good for them.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 6:00 PM (EDT)

    Who gives a shit whether they tour or not. Since s/t and rump shaker, this band has fucking sucked. When I saw them at ISC last year, I felt embarassed for them, the way they pranced around on stage, all in pink like a bunch of fucking fairies playing some shit wannabe disco music.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 5:32 PM (EDT)

    "I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Considering they've played more shows in Disneyland than they have outside of California, I shouldn't have expected much in the first place. That much time in such a sanitized environment is bound to take its toll on anyone."

    Trust a reviewer who has done his research. Not this guy (unless he is talking about shows they did 4 years ago when they released Rump - which wouldnt make any sense). This band tours their ass off, and puts on a GREAT LIVE SHOW! They actually entertain their crowds, something other bands should take a hint from.

    07/05/06 Denver, CO Bluebird Theater
    07/06/06 Salt Lake City, UT Avalon Th./Church
    07/07/06 Boise, ID The Venue
    07/08/06 Seattle, WA El Corazon (Formerly Graceland)
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    07/11/06 San Francisco, CA Bottom Of The Hill
    07/12/06 San Diego, CA House Of Blues
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    07/14/06 Anaheim, CA House Of Blues
    07/15/06 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse
    07/16/06 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
    07/17/06 Colorado Springs, CO Black Sheep
    07/19/06 Saint Louis, MO Creepy Crawl
    07/20/06 Chicago, IL Metro / Smart Bar
    07/21/06 Cincinnati, OH Bogart's
    07/22/06 Cleveland, OH Agora Theatre
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    07/28/06 Poughkeepsie, NY The Chance
    07/29/06 Hartford, CT Webster Theatre / Underground
    08/05/06 Latham, NY Saratoga Winners
    08/06/06 Worcester, MA The Palladium
    08/08/06 Wilmington, NC Soapbox
    08/09/06 Columbia, SC New Brookland Tavern
    08/10/06 Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
    08/11/06 Jacksonville, FL Thee Imperial
    08/12/06 West Palm Beach, FL Respectable St. Cafe
    08/13/06 Saint Petersburg, FL State Theatre
    08/14/06 Orlando, FL The Social
    08/15/06 Tallahassee, FL Beta Bar
    08/16/06 Metairie, LA High Ground
    08/17/06 Houston, TX Meridian
    08/18/06 San Antonio, TX White Rabbit
    08/19/06 Lewisville, TX Fat Daddy's Sound Shack

    09/22/06 - Verge - San Rafael, CA
    09/23/06 - Apple Store - San Francisco - San Francisco, CA
    09/26/06 - Chico State University | BMU Auditorium

    w/ Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto
    10/24/06 Belly Up - Aspen, CO
    10/25/06 Mesa Theatre - Grand Junction, CO
    10/27/06 The Avalon - Los Angeles, CA
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    10/30/06 The New Oasis - Reno,NV
    10/31/06 House Of Blues - Anaheim, CA
    11/01/06 Catalyst - Santa Cruz, CA
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    11/26/06 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
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    11/28/06 The Casbah at Tremont Music Hall - Charlotte, NC
    11/29/06 Roxy Theatre - Atlanta, GA
    11/30/06 House of Blues - Mytrle Beach, SC
    12/01/06 Common Grounds - Gainesville, FL
    12/02/06 Sound Advice Amphitheatre - Buzz Bake Sale - West Palm Beach, FL
    12/03/06 Plush - Jacksonville, FL
    12/05/06 House of Blues - New Orleans, LA
    12/08/06 Fat Daddy’s Sound Shack – Lewisville, TX

    12/20/06 Knitting Factory – Los Angeles, CA

    w/ Reel Big Fish, Army of Freshmen
    01/06/07 Colorado Springs, CO The Black Sheep
    01/08/07 Albuquerque, NM
    01/09/07 Tucson, AZ Rialto
    01/11/07 Bakersfield, CA The Dome
    01/12/07 Aguora Hills, CA The Canyon Club
    01/13/07 Cabazon, CA Key Club @ Mornogo

    w/ MC Lars and Patent Pending
    02/01/07 Denver, CO - Marquis Theater
    02/02/07 Salt Lake City, UT - Project Audio Lounge
    02/03/07 Las Vegas, NV - University Theater
    02/04/07 Anaheim, CA – House of Blues
    02/05/07 Victorville, CA – Trilogy Theater
    02/06/07 San Marcos, CA – The Jumping Turtle
    02/07/07 Tempe, AZ - The Clubhouse
    02/09/07 San Antonio, TX - Sanctuary
    02/10/07 Lewisville, TX - Fat Daddys
    02/11/07 Houston, TX - The Proliteriate
    02/12/07 Metaire, LA - The High Ground
    02/13/07 Tallahassee, FL - Beta Bar
    02/14/07 Jacksonville, FL - Thee Imperial
    02/15/07 St Petersburg, FL - State Theater
    02/16/07 Ft Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room
    02/17/07 Orlando, FL - The Social
    02/18/07 Gainesville, FL - 1982 Bar
    02/19/07 Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade
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    02/21/07 Vienna, VA - Jammin Java
    02/22/07 Virginia Beach, VA - Jewish Mother
    02/23/07 Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
    02/24/07 Bound Brook, NJ - Hamilton Street Cafι
    02/25/07 Hartford, CT - Webster Underground
    02/26/07 Providence, RI - The Living Room
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    02/28/07 Rochester, NY - Water Street Music Hall
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    03/02/07 Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
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    03/07/07 Boise, ID - The Venue
    03/08/07 Orangevale, CA - The Boardwalk
    03/09/07 Oakland, CA - Metro
    03/12/07 Los Angeles, CA - Knitting Factory

    04/12/07 Chico, CA - Chico State University
    04/13/07 San Luis Obispo, CA - Downtown Brew
    04/19/07 La Verne, CA - University of La Verne
    04/20/07 Tucson, AZ - Scrappy's
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    05/20/07 Santa Barbara, CA – UCSB Harder Stadium
    05/31/07 Los Angeles, CA – Knitting Factory

    07/11//07 Colorado Springs, CO - The Black Sheep
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    w/ Zolof The Rock & Roll Destroyer, Patent Pending, and Jet Lag Gemini
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    07/24/07 Milwaukee, WI – Miramar Theater
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    07/27/07 Salt Lake City, UT - Studio 600
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    07/31/07 Las Vegas, NV – Jillian’s
    08/01/07 Tempe, AZ – The Sets
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    08/04/07 Lewisville, TX - Fat Daddy's Sound Shack
    08/05/07 Houston, TX – Last Concert Cafe
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    08/09/07 Orlando, FL - The Social
    08/10/07 Ybor City, FL - The Orpheum
    08/11/07 West Palm Beach, FL - Ray's Downtown Blues Bar
    08/12/07 Ocala, FL – The Capitol
    08/13/07 Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade
    08/14/07 Virginia Beach, VA - Peppermint Beach Club
    08/15/07 Vienna, VA - Jammin Java
    08/16/07 New York, NY – Knitting Factory
    08/17/07 South Hackensack, NJ - School of Rock
    08/18/07 Farmingdale, NJ - Crazy Donkey
    08/19/07 Hartford, CT – Webster Theater
    08/20/07 Philadelphia, PA – Philafunk Live

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 4:43 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    This CD was a dissapointment at first, but it definetly grows on you.

    I think your score is a little harsh. It's not great compared to Rump Shaker, but it's not a bad CD by any means, just VERY poppy.

    Posted by elephantdwarf on 2007-08-10 16:07:25

    okay, anonymous. i'll take your word for it! keep playing that trombone!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 3:54 PM (EDT)

    elephant dwarf: you are a moron. that is all.

    Posted by elephantdwarf on 2007-08-10 15:45:11

    "suburban legends and reel big fish are probably the only fuckin terrible ska bands out there"

    hahahahahahah. that comment made me giggle. i don't like ska at all... but there's millions of high school ska bands... just sayin'.

    and to reiterate... fuck ska. worst genre ever.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 2:34 PM (EDT)

    choreographed dancing? jesus.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 2:31 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    this band is why people think ska is so happy and retarded. suburban legends and reel big fish are probably the only fuckin terrible ska bands out there. this is like the backstreet boys doing ska.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 2:13 PM (EDT)

    I couldn't agree with the review more. I love Rump Shaker and the EP before it. Fun senseless third wave ska-pop. I always would describe them as a family-friendly RBF, or the boy-band of ska. And the choreographed concerts were always fun. Dance Like Nobody's watching really brought out the disco undertones you could hear in the previous albums. It took some getting used to, but it's a decent album. This album though, is shit. It sounds like second-rate Sugar Ray. And it's a pity because I saw them open a date on the RBF/LTJ/SM tour like 3 weeks ago, and they sounded great. Probably because they didn't play anything off of this album.

    -wafflezombie

    Posted by Neill_Cawley on 2007-08-10 13:54:40
    My Score:

    Oh, I get it. Since there is a Suburban Legends review you guys thought a Neill Cawley review would be too much gay for one day.

    -Neill Cawley
    AIM-Longlivetheduck2

    -Still not a valid excuse.

    -Where's the Neill Cawley review?

    Posted by CoD on 2007-08-10 13:37:23

    FatTony, it appears taht you are dissing John Avila.

    In any case, Batstone was the best singer these guys ever had.

    Posted by Archangel on 2007-08-10 13:24:43

    People who play ska like to PICK IT UP.

    HEYOOOO. But seriously, ska is stupid.

    Posted by Matthew330 on 2007-08-10 13:21:14

    Play ska or GTFO.

    Posted by tylerdurden8136 on 2007-08-10 13:20:57
    My Score:

    Agreed on all points.

    Rumpshaker was so much fun and this doesn't even sound like the same band.

    Posted by video_cognito on 2007-08-10 13:13:38

    Seriously... fuck this band.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 12:57 PM (EDT)

    people who play ska need to give it up.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 12:54 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    These guys need to give it up.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 12:51 PM (EDT)

    bring back the CodeName: Rocky!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, August 10, 2007 at 12:20 PM (EDT)

    It's not THAT bad. The first 3 songs and a few others are good for what they are, which is straight pop/rock/funk. That's not what you want to hear from a ska band, but it doesn't make the music any less good.

    However, the So Fine, Stress, and Summer Crush are all really bad songs.