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 Review by: skaboom See others by this writer Oh god, make it stop (link) Only registered users can post comments 
 
Published on April 3rd 2009
Brokencyde is a poor man's I Set My Friends on Fire. You know, that band of skinny dudes who do nü-screamo vocals over crunk beats? Brokencyde is like that, but somehow worse.
1, 2, we're coming for youThe five tracks on their BC 13 EP offer little in terms of variety. They all feature repetitive, disjointed lyrics that aim for shock value with misogynistic and violent themes. There is no sense of buildup or tension, the music tries to be as heavy as it can at all times, and fails in almost every regard imaginable. While it may be useful to keep one Brokencye song on your playlist for the next time you hold a house party and need to clear the room of people who overstay their welcome, there are no other redeeming qualities to be found here. This is the epitome of flavor-of-the-week, disposable bullshit. Expect them to sign to Epitaph in the near future. People who liked this also liked:          ![Chuck Ragan / The Loved Ones - Give and Take [7 inch]](/images/covers/thumb/chuck-ragan--the-loved-ones-give-and-take-7-inch.jpg) Please login or register to post comments. What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
Anyone who likes this band should be executed and then have their corpse deported By the way, this begs the question Who would rather go see live, if you had to, Insane Clown Posse or Brokencyde? Its like if you had to choose cut off your arm or your leg....but worse.Much worse. wut teh fux r u on?!?!?!/ dis album is da best!!!11 itz really orignal and awsum! brokencyde wil nevr die!!11 Up the punx! Ha ha ha ha.... Holy crap I checked these retards out, and yes, they suck severe ass. score is for those lyrics Finally something original! We need something fresh and new in punk rock and these guys are perfect! Rorschach's diary, 7th April 2009: Brokencyde, band with deeply wrong lyrics. Scene kids love it. Must investigate further. to make this article truly stink of orgcore, this is Brendan Kelly's take on brokencyde: 10 stars for the review. Stop with the comparisions.... I love the "people who like this" Feature. I gave it a 5/5 and currently 8 of the album shown are ones I reviewed. I heard so much negative shite about this band that I finally had to go and give it a listen. It kind of sounds like my stomach talking when I haven't eaten in a long time. WTF is that noise??? I had to run as fast as I could to listen to some new Propagandhi to get that shit out of my head. I hope I'm never hungry again!! thisistheendofallthings.blogspot.com the people who liked this feature can be a bit skewed at times People who liked this also liked This Sinking Ship? Fuck that. I loved This Sinking Ship and I fucking hate this. "Expect them to sign to Epitaph in the near future." " As a community we're saying a staunch NO to lame bullshit like this. Too fucking right." I agree that giving them negative press will probably only fuel them, however I feel it's probably a good thing that they did put a review of this up. As a community we're saying a staunch NO to lame bullshit like this. Too fucking right. It makes me want to cry that people in the world actually like this. as an april fools joke, this review should have been posted with a 5/5 did you actually review this wow easily one of the worst bands ever, just so happened to be booked on one of their shows in Indiana while on tour, and it was horrible, but for some reason kids were soo stoked to see them. They took an extra 30-45 minutes to start because their lights werent working right! Fuck this band is a waste of space It's dissapointing that this would even be reviewewd here. Why give them the press? I think Dante said it best, they will thrive off negative press. rating is for how bad they are this band is about as bad as it gets wowzers, suck never sucked so bad, ill dress as an underage girl and let them touch me and hopefully they get locked up. honestly, i feel like s7even and mikl are stepping all over phat j (clearly the creative focal point of this album). I don't know if it has to do with the way the album was mixed or if they're going for a heavier/progressive sound, but i just feel the whole ep is muddled. I'm curious as to how this new dynamic will play out live, especially with antz's "lights/fog/dmx." My friend and I have nothing in common musically, except for burning hate of brokencyde. I just now realized their name isn't Brokencycle. i saw that video for these jokers (i hesitate even calling them a band) on youtube a couple months ago and honestly thought it was a stupid teenage hoax. imagine my dismay when i found out it wasn't, and that they were fairly well-known. briennis Yeah I know, and it's an easy target. I have a friend who sincerely, non-ironically listens to them (and is over 18, even scarier). I sat through the entire EP during a car trip, I figured I gave it a more thorough listen than anyone else on here would have, so there we go. I would beat them with a lead pipe until they came to their sense. "If I had a kid that listened to this I don't know what I'd do." new goal: get this EP into the top ten albums of the month. i expected to see NO stars I am skaboom! that's a shiny album cover. Mikexdude - Socialcide was amazing. God that band was good. Score is for people who think it's interesting, relevant, or worthwhile to shit on something thats so obviously not worth expending any effort thinking about. This honestly could have been a one star review with a picture of the band or a link to that fucking video of theirs. Thank you. Listening to this shit is what I imagine having an abortion is like. I'm assuming their entire fan base is 15-year-old girls. Rating is for the review. I've said it before and I'll say it again, these guys literally can not lose. I hate their music but they're the type of band that will thrive on negative press. Pan their album, kick them of Warped Tour, it just makes them "too real" and more likely to appeal to some chick who's looking for her first baby daddy. These guys fuckin rule worst "band" of all time They look like douches, no listening necessary. I finally checked out their videos on youtube and holy hell that is some hilariously terrible crap. When you have the dude from Sense Fail ripping on you every night of your tour, thats pretty sad. For a second I thought it said they were on Suburban Home and I got very sad. if limp bizkit was even worse than their current status worst band of the past 50 years, they would still be better than this garbage. I can honestly say there will never be and never has been anything as bad as this, uh, "group". Fuck this shit. Awful, awful. Some of the worst shit I've ever heard. Their name kind of reminds me of a hardcore band. spot-on review. this band are absolute dog arse. i heard half of one of their songs, and that was 2minutes of my life i'll never get back. |
