About Frank_Grimes:

As a young boy, I was abandoned by my parents on the roadside. This forced me to fend for myself, which I did by getting a job as a delivery boy (delivering toys to happier children). On my 18th birthday, I was severely injured in a silo explosion. At 35 years old, I received a degree in nuclear physics from a correspondence college (which a bird attempted to steal from me when it arrived). A week later, I was featured in an episode of "Kent's People" which highlighted my lifelong determination; Mr. Burns saw the report and insisted that I be hired to work at the Power Plant as Executive Vice President. By the time I arrived, Mr. Burns had wanted to give the position to a Dog he saw on "Kent's People" having forgotten all about me and said that I should be "put somewhere out of the way". I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

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