About NiveK82:

I have nothing to say here so here is an embarrassing story. A few years ago I invested in one of those 3 man slingshots. It was a good investment and I have gotten way more use out of it that I should have. Words can not describe the sight of slinging a small chicken engulfed in flames down a dark street or the sound of pudding hitting a brick wall. Anyway on day on vacation in Michigan we were playing with it on the deck. there was a stairway about 30 feet away to go down to the beach. So we were trying to shoot water balloons an inner tube that someone was holding while standing on the stairway. No one was even close. Another friend went out there using a Frisbee as a shield. It was a good thing he had that because it was perfect for blocking the line drive to his face. No one would provide a target so I went out there. The first shot coming towards me was a big miss. So I start talking shit to them. The next show looked low. I figured it was gonna hit the railing in front of me and break. I realize quickly that this was not the case and I was gonna get hit. That moment seemed like my life was in slow motion and I couldn't react fast enough. I got hit directly in the balls. I could feel the imprint of my zipper of my jeans on my wang and sack. It was the most painful moment of my life. I learned from this, if hit hard enough, your wang and sack will bruise. My junk was black and blue for a week, it hurt whenever I moved, and stopped me from doing any activity over the vacation besides drink heavily.That was 3 - 5 years ago and my sack still had battle damage from that incident.

NiveK82's Favorite Bands

Fucked Up

World/Inferno Friendship Society

The Clash

The Tossers

Bomb the Music Industry!

Much The Same

Social Distortion

Blue Meanies

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Rise Against

Ryan's Hope

Against Me!

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