Taxidermy

Location: City of Angels
Occupation: Avoiding co-workers who might ask me to do something
Interest: Fanny packs, rollerblading, and a box of wine for two

About Taxidermy:

I enjoy the finer things in life; animals in people clothes, the drama of a "Maury" paternal test, or perhaps reading "Mein Kampf" in crowded, public places while silently nodding in agreement. I'm proud to say I recently fathered my 9th child out of wedlock although I still have no interest in maintaining a relationship with any of them. I like doing wacky voices and quoting "Family Guy" at social gatherings. I feel it sends a message of, "Hey, here's a cool guy that knows how to have a good time". Which clearly I am and do.