After months of issues with booking acts, Donald Trump's team has announced the lineup up for the President Elect's inauguration celebration. Previously, the team announced Elton John as the headliner, which John swiftly rebutted. However, the committee has selected 3 Doors Down, Lee Greenwood, Toby Keith, Jennifer Holiday, and Jackie Evancho to play the celebration. Also performing will be the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the Rockettes, each of which have had prominent members express displeasure with performing at the event. Jon Voight will also be there, for some reason.
The… "celebration"… takes place January 19 in Washington, DC. Aside from winning the Presidency, Present Elect Trump has recently made headiness for insulting Arnold Schwarzenegger due to under performing TV ratings in Celebrity Apprentice, taking steps to eliminate the Affordable Care Act, attacking the acting prowess of Meryl Streep (holder of three Academy Awards and eight Golden Globe awards), wishing a happy New Year to "my many enemies and those who have fought me," refusing to answer CNN's questions at his first press conference, complimenting Vladmir Putin as "very smart," and comparing his current conflicts to the atrocities suffered by victims of the Holocaust. Anyway, click "read more" to hear a sound clip by the Joker, for some reason. Read more