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Media: Fake Problems post real song

Contributed by Fuzzy. Posted by chris on Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 2:00 PM (EST)

Florida's favorite rooftop rebels, Fake Problems, have posted another new track online. "Maestro of this Rebellious Symphony" comes from the band's upcoming LP, How Far Our Bodies Go.

You can listen to the track at the Fake Problems MySpace page.

The band is currently touring with fellow Sunshine State natives Against Me! and Texans Riverboat Gamblers on what has been dubbed the "Against Gambling Problems" tour.

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

first in line!

EyesLikeBombs (March 1, 2007)

I like Against Riverboat Problems better.

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

i like Fake Riverboat! Me

Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

So,so psyched for this show.
-Dante

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

Dante, please. spare us

Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

Why? What have you done for me lately?
Ya know, besides bitch.
-Dante

SloaneDaley (March 1, 2007)

me too!

Someone (March 1, 2007)

Oh man I hate underoath

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

yeah, those guys are the worst

PatThetic (March 1, 2007)

its okay

Someone (March 1, 2007)

as opossed to a fake song?

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

i guess it's supposed to be a joke. it isn't very funny.

Ollywood (March 1, 2007)

Ha Ha Ha, I just got it

Someone (March 1, 2007)

i didn't get it until now either. pretty dumb.

Someone (March 1, 2007)

I thougth it was hysterical! you guys have no sense of humor...

Someone (March 1, 2007)

Pumped to see them in a few hours.

Archangel (March 1, 2007)

Fake Problems post real song?

Hey, AbsolutePunk called and they want their tremendously shitty jokes back. My advice: let the bastards have them.

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freesandwich (March 1, 2007)

Remember when they got their shit stolen and the headline was "Fake Problems have real problems"

Someone (March 1, 2007)

now that headline is actually funny

sickboi (chris) (March 1, 2007)

That joke was gold. Last time I try to bring you ungreatful kids a little humor.

Gold Jerry, it's gold!

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Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

WAHWAH.OMG teh joek was sooo not punx... I mean funny! I cant believe you would make a joke that bad!

Seriously, I wonder sometime what these people do that's so funny they feel the need to point out everything they think is unfunny. I want a portfolio of these people.
-Dante

Someone (March 1, 2007)

Aren't you like not allowed to criticize a joke that knows it's not actually funny, also?

I mean.

Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

To be sure. However, the ammount of people who seem to troll and wait for something to hit their radar just so they can go "shut up" or "not funny" is insane. especially considering this is an internet message board. I rarely comment on other people (especially when it's a joke) anymore because if they're not funny it takes less time to ignore their posts than to go "Wow totally bad joke, I'm way funnier than you". Besides do you think anyone has seriously put any thought to any joke made on this board?
If they have that's really sad.
-Dante

Someone (March 1, 2007)

Usually we're just pointing out that none of YOUR jokes are funny, Dante. It's a moral obligation, especially when someone apparently thinks they're all kinds of hilarious.

Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

That's strange, I thought your moral obligation was to birth a million children with your immediate family.
-Dante

Someone (March 1, 2007)

that joke wasnt funny

Dante3000 (rich) (March 1, 2007)

No it was, you just didn't feel it. You see, it's funny because you're here insulting me, saying I'm not funny. And the ironic part is while you're telling me I'm not funny I'm stealing all your money out of your checking account by stealing your personal information. Oh, the humor.
-Dante
Oh yeah, and you're banging your sister.

Someone (March 1, 2007)

Oh I get it, incest. Always funny. ALWAYS.

mCLz (March 1, 2007)

awesome song....not better than real problems in srq though

Someone (March 1, 2007)

fake problems post bad song. that's what it should say. now who's not funny?

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

Still you.

Someone (March 1, 2007)

this shit sucks.

Morgan (March 1, 2007)

Seeing them tonight.
I'm excited.

Someone (March 1, 2007)

this band is overrated.

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Someone (March 1, 2007)

FAKE SHARK- REAL ZOMBIE!

myspace.com/fakesharkrealzombie

Waltezmo (March 1, 2007)

That is horrible.

baseball (March 1, 2007)

saw these guys live the other day and i was pretty impressed

very tight sounding for a young band

BlackAndre (March 2, 2007)

This band was so good the other night in Towson

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baseball (March 2, 2007)

that's the show i was talking about too

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