The delightfully named Secretions will be on a national USA tour all July and into August with fellow Sacramento punk band Final Summation in support of their fourth studio album, Faster Than The Speed Of Drunk, to be released August 7th on Springman Records' side-label Silver Sprocket. You can see those dates and album details below.

In a move sure to raise the ire of Good Templars everywhere, each disc will include a Secretions bottle-opener, along with a poster and DIY music-video. Early orders of the disc will receive extra swag and quick delivery. The album's title-track can be streamed now on the band's myspace.com profile. The Secretions prior album, Coming To Save The World, was released in 2006 on Springman Records.



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    1. Faster Than The Speed Of Drunk
    2. 3 Chords And A Fuck You
    3. Fired For A Living
    4. Mini Suicide
    5. It's Better If I Just Lie To You
    6. Moms Fucked Up
    7. Freaks Like Us
    8. That Kind Of Girl
    9. Kill My Neighbors
    10. Ramen And A 40
    11. Troublemaker
    12. Jerkin Off To You
    13. Alien Girl
    14. Viva La Lucha Libre
    15. Dont Fuck With The Teenage Harlets

Jul 2 2007 8:00pmCD Listening Party @ The Javalounge Sacramento, California
Jul 5 2007 8:00pmClub Underground ALL AGES!!! Reno, Nevada
Jul 6 2007 8:00pmTBA TBA, Utah
Jul 7 2007 8:00pmThe Climax Lounge...ALL AGES!!! Denver, Colorado
Jul 8 2007 8:00pmShea Riley's Omaha, Nebraska
Jul 9 2007 8:00pmCheap Thrills...ALL AGES!!! St. Cloud, Minnesota
Jul 10 2007 8:00pmNed Kelly's Pub Green Bay, Wisconsin
Jul 11 2007 8:00pmMojoe's Coffee House...ALL AGES!!! Orland Park, Illinois
Jul 12 2007 8:00pm2500 Club with SHE!!!! Detroit, Michigan
Jul 13 2007 8:00pmBernie's Distillery...ALL AGES!!! Columbus, Ohio
Jul 14 2007 8:00pmThe Death Trap...ALL AGES Buffalo, New York
Jul 15 2007 8:00pmDee Dee's Lounge Quincy, Massachusetts
Jul 16 2007 8:00pmThe Elevens Northampton, Massachusetts
Jul 17 2007 8:00pmThe Rail Bound Brook, New Jersey
Jul 18 2007 8:00pmBlondeshells...ALL AGES!!! Silver Spring, Maryland
Jul 19 2007 8:00pmThe Milestone...18+ show Charlotte, North Carolina
Jul 20 2007 8:00pmPunk-Fest Party...ALL AGES!!! Nashville, Tennessee
Jul 21 2007 8:00pmThe Hideaway Johnson City, Tennessee
Jul 22 2007 8:00pmMurphy's Memphis, Tennessee
Jul 23 2007 8:00pmDAY OFF...GRACELAND & SUN STUDIOS!!!! Memphis, Tennessee
Jul 24 2007 8:00pmTBA TBA, Oklahoma
Jul 25 2007 8:00pmThe Darkside Lounge Dallas, Texas
Jul 26 2007 7:00pmWaco Skate Park...ALL AGES! Waco, Texas
Jul 27 2007 8:00pmHeadhunters Austin, Texas
Jul 28 2007 8:00pmLucky Devil's...ALL AGES!!! El Paso, Texas
Jul 29 2007 8:00pmSkrappy's...ALL AGES!!! Tucson, Arizona
Jul 30 2007 8:00pmDAY OFF Bisbee, Arizona
Jul 31 2007 8:00pmStudio 111...18+ show Flagstaff, Arizona
Aug 1 2007 8:00pmDouble Down Saloon Las Vegas, Nevada
Aug 2 2007 8:00pmSugars Anaheim, California
Aug 3 2007 8:00pmTBA TBA, California
Aug 4 2007 8:00pmCD Release Show...ALL AGES Sacramento, California
Aug 5 2007 12:00pmLakeport Punkfest 3...ALL AGES!!! Lakeport, California