Contributed by hhrules. Posted by aubin on Friday, May 9, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
Even though we claimed this was the final list of Warped Tour bands, the Kevin Lyman-run machine continues to confirm acts and have added a number of new acts to the list. Among them are Gaslight Anthem, Be Your Own Pet and Black President as well as several others.
unfortunatley it really just depends what town you live in, as they are having a hard time getting bands to play long legs of this tour anymore.
against me, reel big fish, bouncing souls, briggs, street dogs, pennywise, horrorpops, and now be your own pet....i love it. im there my 1 year warped tour hiatus is over
They're not havng a hard time getting bands to play long legs. Where the fuck do you get that from? The shorter legs are due to too many bands who WANT to do the whole thing.
Ha, I was gonna go this summer just because I've never been able to go to Warped before, because I lived in Europe forever.
Good thing it doesn't seem that appealing anymore, and I just have to be in Alabama on the 10th of July.
That tour is so insanely... confusing! I mean, Gaslight Anthem, hurrah! ... but then All Time Low, ugh! And then Bouncing Souls! Say Anything! Bedouin Soundclash! Be You Own Pet? Jeffree Star?
If that tour was going anywhere near me, my head would explode in indecision. Metaphorically.
the chick in be your own pet is kinda hot. too bad their music is perfect for nickelodean movie soundtracks. amanda bynes would totally dance on the bed to them.
Benny grabbed Brian's plain white t-shirt and pulled him closer. Brian dropped his 6" Subway® Fresh Toasted Chicken & Bacon Ranch and sank into him as their beards first brushed against each other, then clashed, intertwined, as the two men kissed passionately. Brian's hand fell first onto Benny's belt buckle, then lower, as he felt Benny's engorged member. Brian pulled back and looked at Benny mischeviously.
"Your penis is stoked," he remarked.
The two men immediately began to fumble with each other's clothes, but once Benny's shirt was off, he found himself lacking compared to Brain's slim, toned physique and began to get embarrassed.
"Why do you want me, Brian?" Benny asked sheepishly. "I'm 24 and after a shitty breakup went from 180 to 166 pounds. I've stopped losing weight, but I'm still a bit flabby..."
"Sh," Brian cut him off. "You say this all the
show rest of commentBenny grabbed Brian's plain white t-shirt and pulled him closer. Brian dropped his 6" Subway® Fresh Toasted Chicken & Bacon Ranch and sank into him as their beards first brushed against each other, then clashed, intertwined, as the two men kissed passionately. Brian's hand fell first onto Benny's belt buckle, then lower, as he felt Benny's engorged member. Brian pulled back and looked at Benny mischeviously.
"Your penis is stoked," he remarked.
The two men immediately began to fumble with each other's clothes, but once Benny's shirt was off, he found himself lacking compared to Brain's slim, toned physique and began to get embarrassed.
"Why do you want me, Brian?" Benny asked sheepishly. "I'm 24 and after a shitty breakup went from 180 to 166 pounds. I've stopped losing weight, but I'm still a bit flabby..."
"Sh," Brian cut him off. "You say this all the time. It's like the same wording and everything. More hard liquor, less beer, get one of those exercise balls. Besides, you're beautiful just the way you are." Benny couldn't help but blush.
Brian kissed Benny softly on the lips and then tugged on his belt buckle. "You ready to play rough?" He smiled. Benny smiled back as he grabbed Brian's head and smashed it into the table, bending him over it.
"Yes! Words cannot express how much fuck my ass!" Brian yelled, proper grammar momentarily leaving him in his exuberance.
And so, as the strains of Bruce Springsteen's "Candy's Room" drifted through the room from the record player, the two men made love long into the night.
Although someone actually once sent me a link to a short story about Chris from Less Than Jake getting it on with Pete Wentz. And the writer was being COMPLETELY SINCERE. As a really big Less Than Jake fan, I thought it was best I didn't read it in case my eyes dropped out of my skull.
I would also agree that this is best post ever. I love this part: "Yes! Words cannot express how much fuck my ass!" This confirms that I lead a boring life when I get a kick out of reminiscing about a website post from multiple years ago.
Even though we claimed this was the final list of Warped Tour bands, the Kevin Lyman-run machine continues to confirm acts and have added a number of new acts to the list. Among them are Gaslight Anthem, Be Your Own Pet and Black President as well as several others.
The Sidekicks
Useless ID
Gleam Garden
Shit Creek
Caseracer
Sonic Avenues
Burning Bridges
Authority Zero
Classics of Love
The Saddest Landscape
Attack! Vipers!
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is that photo from a GAP ad?