I'll remix you!

• Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Re by penis on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Re by mikexdude on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
    

What in the hell is wrong with people
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
It must be them can't you see
Is fill it up with alcohol
But all I have to do
That's where mine begins…
There's a giant hole in my heart
It closes all the holes
And subdues my restlessness
It hides all my boredom
It enhances my personality
But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings
When I would normally have just one
It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate
Who orders 2 waters with lemon
And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar
When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls parking it next to me at the bar
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song
(chorus)
Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon
and I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at the bar
but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine
so it's no surprise that it's parents are ordering water with lemon
and a root beer for the child
do you ever find yourself striving for perfection
and is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly
with a virtually worthless attempt at it
sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate
not that I've actually met anyone
it's just a matter of listening to their conversations and assuming that you hate them
oh here we go a couple a few tables down just ordered lunch
when of coarse that probably isn't true
because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to
(chorus)
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• Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Remix" by ThomPunkAheaddotcom on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Remix" by penis on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
    
• Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Remix" by ThomPunkAheaddotcom on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Remix" by JustLikeDelilah on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
    
    • Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Remix" by BMXpunk on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
      

How many Vietnam War Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

• Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Re by JFK421 on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Protest The Hero: "C0ndu1t Chupachabra Sequoia Throne Re by ThomPunkAheaddotcom on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM (EDT)
    

chupa! yeah, chupacabra!

gonna reach gonna reach gonna reach right out and grab ya'!