I got blackout drunk at the company Christmas party last night. The CEOs and Executive Producers were doing beer bongs. I think I was still drunk at work until about 3 hours ago.

outb4 premature ejackulations

with the economy the way it is, that is starting to look like a good idea.

parishiltonisamedafore

omg!
paris's front door is always open didn't he know that? he should probably get checked out

I would have just had dirty wet sex with her, videotaped it, and sold it to you all for money.

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Holy_Balls (December 20, 2008)

i remember seeing her porno at some bar my brothers old band was playing at. i got bored after watching it for 2 minutes. then i took a nap in a booth.

I work with 3 Lukes. It's the name of 2 of my cousins and it was good enough for Darth Vader's kid.

I say fuck Luke.

Where's the eloquence in names like 'Chainsaw' and 'Reinhold'.

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givemeamuseumandillfillit (December 19, 2008)

It's all about Joycelynn Aryan Nation!

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MilesQToast (December 19, 2008)

wow that's crazy. you are a luke magnet.

everybody has noticed the Two Tongues album cover on the side ad!

today on the radio they were talking about how psychiatric professionals are saying that the big new delusion for crazy people is that their life is being filmed for a reality show/documentary. It was funny though cause they were like, 'and these are just the people disturbed by it coming to seek help, we imagine there are a whole bunch of folks walking around who are happy about the fact they are being filmed for a nonexistent show.'

This.