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POS launches artwork generator, player

Posted by aubin on Friday, February 6, 2009 at 8:00 PM (EST)

To coincide with the launch of his new album, POS has launched an "artwork creator," which is essentially a Flash version of the albums unique stackable artwork. Along with creating a custom cover using transparent slides, the side includes a full album stream of the record.

Check it out here.

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Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

i am going to whataburger. that place owns.

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baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

In-N-Out
5 Guys
Whataburger

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I think we have a 5 guys in town now. I should go check it out. never been to any of them.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Its awesome. Sauteed onions and mushrooms FREE

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I hate onions and am meh on mushrooms but I'm still sure it's great.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Five Guys makes the single best burgers I have ever eaten.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

but what about miniburgers?

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

where is this? I'll be wherever it is within the year and grade the bitch

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

i was just wondering if those places had them. i know ruby tuesday has em. it's like the only good thing on their menu besides buffalo burgers. mmm buffalo.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

shhh Not a chain... I enjoy them. Burger king had them back in 88. Ruled.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

We have none of those places on Long Island. We do have All American Burger and American Roadside Burger which are both really good.

Cyanotic (February 7, 2009)

I've never seen either of those. Watchu talkin bout.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I know for sure All American is a local place, not a chain, it is kind of an institution on the Island, and American Roadside could also be one, not sure. But they are both really good. Other than that we just have the regulars like Mcdonalds and Burger King.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Five Guys for the win.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

that's what she said

TrueBeliever (February 7, 2009)

Never been to California have you? We have this thing called In-N-Out, it is the greatest invention ever.

blue_drink (February 6, 2009)

We have either Wild Willy's Burger or Fuddruckers.

Wild Willy's >>>>>>> Fuddy.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I think I went to Fuddruckers in....well...bright/brand new Minneapolis.

Is it Bright new or Brand new? I googled it and it literally came up 50/50.

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

In-N-Out and our local replicated bastard child, Dick's. Those are the owners.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

God, only the gayest city on earth would have Dicks. Although, I'd expect the Capitol Hill dicks to be a little fruitier, but the Ballard one takes the cake.

Cheesetits (February 7, 2009)

Haha, alright.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

God, only the gayest city on earth would have Dicks. Although, I'd expect the Capitol Hill dicks to be a little fruitier, but the Ballard one takes the cake.

jaradyeah (February 6, 2009)

I waited outside fifth element for 30 minutes in below zero weather to buy this shit. He did a few songs when everyone got let in. there now a pretty sick new vinyl on my wall

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IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

What is the packaging look like for the vinyl version? I imagin it can't be like the cd. Is it just the regular default cover?

jaradyeah (February 7, 2009)

yeah its just the regular cover, no sweet inserts unfortunately. its on some pretty sick clear vinyl though.

jeremyRVN (February 6, 2009)

I know its only febuary but i cant imagine how this wont end up being one of the best releases in 09. fucking awesome.
but in all seriousness when will Anchors tell us if this is good hip hop?

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CCSummers (February 6, 2009)

hahah

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

it will definitely be one of the best in my book, and not just in hip-hop, but overall album

nocigar (February 6, 2009)

He'll probably review one of the shitty Kanye albums he hasn't yet.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

808s and Fartbreaks?

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

I hate kanye more than most. He's as bad as lil John. Come on Lightningbolts

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

kanye, little wayne, and soldier boy are the worst

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

I think Kanye is a fucker, but he has a marginal amount of skill, as opposed to lil' jon or whoever the hell ever. Not on the level of Jay-Z, who is probably one of the most skilled mainstream mcs to come out recently. He still sucks, of course. Underground is where it's at.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

I can't contribute. I hate this shit. No good ever. I do like wu tang. They talk about voltron. My old blood gets fired up by everything else. ... Pre-1993 that is. Cool with old school

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

'93 Til Infinity?

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

last year I saw wu-tang in concert in minneapolis, and POS and Doomtree were surprise openers for them, it was pretty sweet

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Lil Jon is amazing.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

hate!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne. You support that you are dead to me

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUSooFq2CfM

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

What the hell was he doing walking around like that anyway?

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

he's pure douche

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

So far I've listened to half his new cd and it's super good.

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

is hawaii what you think it'd be like?

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

it's probably better

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

only if he saved Kelly's grandfather's hotel from greedy developers.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Its san diego with worse mail service.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

no Mr. McFeely?

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

did you get the song ok?

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Got the link. Not home for another week. I'm sure its fine.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

what's your 20 this weekend if you're not back at the ranch?

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Williamsburg VA. Beer country

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I was born there, and every time I go back it can still amaze me

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

great up in orange county. Trying to move back to ca, San diego is my target

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

needs more Supertones

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

you still amaze me

*gently lifts your chin upwards*

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

Shhh! they're gonna kiss!

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

Not really sure how you could compare the two. I sat on the most beautiful beach ever with hardly anyone nearby but calm clear water. I've lived in SoCal off and on for a long time, and it compares naught.

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

I've been back for a few days, I'm going to San Diego area tomorrow for a few days for my mom's surprise bday party. Hawaii was amazing.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

Hawaii is the shit, that's my home state

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

I stayed on Oahu, at Kailua Beach, I guess where Obama stayed, rich as fuck there, but the beaches were absurdly nice, obviously. First time there, ate at L & L every other day (even though there's one down the street from me right now). I think what shocked me most was how diverse one little island, that takes an hour to cross, could be.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

yeah Oahu is the island I was born on, in Honolulu, I didn't grow up in the rich areas but I still loved it, and every time I go back there's always something new to be amazed by
Hawaii is in its own world

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

then why the hell did you say "probably?"

shrapnel (February 7, 2009)

I said it like that because most people who haven't been there have the general idea about it being a tropical paradise and all, but once you actually live it, it's a whole different story

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

gotcha. not drunk that makes perfect sense.

clam_tears (February 6, 2009)

He's no Cadence Weapon. Or Spesh K. Or McEnroe. Or Classified. Or John Smith. Or Weerd Science. I could go on.

Also, I've been thinking about adding an X to my username.

clamXtears (February 6, 2009)

That's a good idea.

Also, you should check out X Clan.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I've grown a strong love for "Purexed"

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deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Oh my god dude, that beat is fucking killer all through that song.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

By the way, I wasn't being a sarcastic asshole there, that was genuine passionate agreement.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

alright that's what I was hoping for

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

damn obama is coming to my town but I can't get a single band I wanna see closer than 2 hours.

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baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Saw em last night.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

you see everyone every night. Your whole life seems to be listening to obscure punk and hobnobbing with celebrities.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

And terrifying children.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

the trifecta

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

thats all I've got man.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

if he gave speeches peppered with stuff like this i'd be more inclined to listen instead of just reading the transcripts.

el_matt (February 6, 2009)

I don't see what this has to do with POD

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shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

good

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

We are we are...

The youth of the naaAAtion.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

http://www.theindychannel.com/image/18620551/detail.html

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I hope you can see this cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Ha! I got it. It just took me a minute.

You get over 9000 internets for that one.

Good form.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

sheesh...whose leg you gotta hump?.....

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

I finally saw the Brokencyde video and all I have to say is Steve, I need you to steal some of those nuclear launch codes.

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

hey, stop!

did you see my question from last night? what band were you talking about a couple weeks ago that you said something like....'if i'm in the right mood they have me bouncing off the walls" ? Some Pop-Punk affair that I liked but can't remember now.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Shit, it's on the tip of my tongue...fuck. I don't remember.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

the word that keeps coming to my mind is langoliers. lanyard? rawbird? shorewalk? (not shorebirds) all wrong but damn. I think their punknews pic was black and white, three guys walking down the sidewalk. ugly as sin from what i recall.

el_matt (February 6, 2009)

Sugarcult?

I mean, they have that song "Bouncing Off the Walls"

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Was it the Dopamines?

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

nope. It wasn't any of the usual suspects as I understand them. It was someone I didn't remember having heard of before.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

was it "go to tree jail"

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

quitter

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

it's cool. sleep on it.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

i'll see what I can do.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

We have to ask ourselves, do we honestly need Los Angeles? I think the country would be a better place on the whole if everyone from there was dead.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

This.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

daft punk ringtones!

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Daft Punk already makes ringtone music.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I went out with a chick whose bro was a nuke babysitter in minot. couldn't get no access though. he was real cereal.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

rhode island?

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

You got something against Rhode Island?

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

nope. Enjoy it.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Good, cuz I don't live there.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

ND. Are there missles in Rhode Island? Doesn't seem like good policy if so.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

there is nothing good on tv on friday night because everyone goes out? Well shit maybe if you put some good shit on tv you could change that, you hear me, tv?!

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el_matt (February 6, 2009)

Friday Night Stand-Up?

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I would be out tonight, but I'm sick, frickin weather

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

is on the travel channel, I always enjoy that

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

yeah I saw that. I dunno the only one I can do is Ghosthunters. Kris Williams chick is hotness.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I would bone that chick from Mythbusters.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Wood

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/dnttreadonme900/h omer.jpg

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Fuck I did it wrong.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/11/21/wood-car-1.jpg

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

what thee fuck

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

stevemobile needs oil change

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

god it is so nice to not have to say "fourteen the road' in my head and wonder what esoteric punk nonsense you might be referencing.

It's like I can breathe again.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I'm not even sure how I came about it to be honest. I started out using 54thenight, that I got from a The Draft song. But I just liked how this sounded better. I'm glad that you'll finally be able to sleep at night, but I'll miss the attention.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I was totally overthinking it.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

gangland biker wars on the history channel or mobsters frank lucas on the bio channel

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

not big on gangs either, bugsy.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Dude, hulu. Didn't Alec Baldwin teach you anything?

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I just haven't been able to get on board with tv on the internet yet. If I had my own place I probably would. I'm mostly just looking for background stuff. If I'm going to be ignoring something for beer/interwebz I need it to be QUALITY.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Dallas used to be on Fridays. Dun nun nun da na nanna na na dun nun mun dun nun nun

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

I did and i enjoyed it.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

loved.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

reminds me of elementary school but the song has alway stuck with me.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

The Soup in ten minutes. joel mchale is the shit.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

this and this *dusts off hands*

thank you good sir.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

word. Everybody at work says I'm Joel mchale. There are worse comparisons

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I've liked that show since back when the skunk haired guy was on it. Talking shit about celebrities is something I can get behind. TMZ doesn't count.

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

It's true, plus I remember him from Almost Live, that show was hilarious when I was a kid.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Thats why God invented the DVD.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I can't watch movies anymore. It feels like too much of a committment. "But what if I don't like it? what if I'm bored?" And I'm all anal about finishing what I start and really ABSORBING whatever the movie is about.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Tv shows on DVD? I know what you are saying with the movie thing though, I get bored halfway through and realize i want to do something else but I feel that if I do not finish the movie, I just wasted an hour watching the beginning so I might as well finish it.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

hehe yes. Yea tv shows is a possiblity. I got Flight of The Conchords on DVD for xmas from my friend and I watched the first episode and it was hilarious.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I have only seen one or two episodes of that show and I found it very hilarious I do not know why I don't watch it more. I want to get Curb Yur Enuthiasm but HBO DVDs are so expensive compared to other shows. I have all of Seinfeld and I started it ath the beggining before Christmas and I am almost done. I have also been watching Always Sunny, that show is fucking great.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

god damn you jeff dunham

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MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

I have this dream where Andre the Giant is still alive, and he uses Jeff Dunham as a ventriloquist doll.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

i would buy tickets to that. but he has to dress up like fezzik from Princess Bride

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Is he still alive?
I guess he didn't get that package I sent him.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

He wouldn't sign for it, so the mail man took it to Uncle Leo who signed it for him, lets just say Uncle Leo has no more eyebrows.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

Uncle Leo?

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Seinfeld joke, I reference that show more than is healthy.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

totally. I'm sayin..."Uncle Leo?"

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Jerrrrrrry!

Oh now I get you, Its hard to tell when you don't here it to tell what you mean.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I know what you mean. I'm pickin up what you're puttin down.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

this guy on now is pretty funny. take that icp.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I want to buy smokes, but my turtle needs to eat and all I have is $8. I'm going to be a terrible father.

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

Tale: My little brother and his friend found a turtle one day (this is like 15 years ago) and we kept him in a tank outside and I was the only one who fed him or cleaned the tank because I always end up being nerdy responsible guy. Like a year later they found another one so we gave him a buddy. I always wanted to release them in some suitable place but I read stuff about them being susceptible to disease and whatnot from being raised in captivity so it was just always something I kept on the back burner. After having them for like 7 years I was cleaning the tank one day (had to take it outside, we let them roam around while this was going on) and one got through a whole in the screen on the porch, I ran around just in time to see him scramble down the bank and into the lake.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I felt a little sad and a little relieved at this. And there was no way I was going to keep the other one after his buddy had escaped, so I brought him down to the bank of the lake and let him go and sure enough he scurried right into the water. That was the end of my life as a turtle caretaker. About once a week we see a big turtle sunning himself on a rock right by our house nowadays and I like to think it is maybe one of those guys. They were pretty big by the time they escaped. Like, as big as your hand. And I think they grow to the size of their environment, and this one we see is definitely the same species, so maybe he is just hanging out at his own stomping grounds.

it's ok you guys can stop crying.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

it's cool how ya'll are so coy about me touching your soul but c'mon we all know what's up.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

you have a turtle? thats awesome

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Yea, it's pretty awesome. I bought her from the store as a companion to my first turtle I rescued from getting run over. But he ended up dying a few weeks before I was to set him free. I took good care of him. I don't know what happened. Still bummed about it. I was jk about the turtle food though. I wouldn't do that.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

reptile and amphibian pets are awesome, I've had geckos, salamanders, and frogs in the past, but not a turtle

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

feed the turtle a cigarette. problem solved.

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

I am going to rent some movies around 10... Give me a few I should try and find. I feel I've seen every goddamned movie on the planet

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PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I saw Wanted today it was pretty fucking good, if you have seen that try the Boondock Saints.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I was thinking about recommending that. (Boondock Saints).

Wanted was kinda cool actually.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I guess boondock saints is too generic rough and tumble indie movie recommendation. or at least it was when I was college like 8 years ago. It's probably too cliche by now.

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

I'm honestly quite surprised the two brothers didn't start making out after that really queer scene with the water dripping from the ceiling. Gay gay gay gay. The only saving grace for that movie was Willem Dafoe.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

who was gay.

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

Yeah. Which expells any thoughts of me being homophobic.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

Life Is Beautiful

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

what genre ya lookin for?

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

I was thinking some sort of comedy I had never seen before. And I've seen a shit ton.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

shakes the clown
meet the feebles
cemetery man
zombie
suburbia (1980s)
dudes
hiding out

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

nothing for you? Savages.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

you'll probably know this. what's the name of that movie that came out in the eighties with goblins and shit and the people turned into giant corn and the kid gets up on the table and pisses on his families food so they don't eat it and turn into corn?

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

Driving Miss Daisy.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

no no that's where morgan freeman pisses in that old white bitch's mouth

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

I gotsta make water, miss daisy.... IN YOUR OLD MOUTH!

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

Sounds familiar... No idea

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

It's not Children of the Corn, is it?

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7473307&style=ice& cart=843377181

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

boobs FTW

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

Time Out
Happiness
2 Days
Tennis, Anyone?
Tideland

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

I have never seen Tideland.. Isn't a Gilliam flick?

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

yes. fucked up. really dark humor.

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

Hmm, That's going on my get list. Loved Brazil/12 Monkeys/Fear and Loathing

lintsay (February 6, 2009)

The only thing I give a shit about watching these days is documentaries because I am a loser and thus no help.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

War Dance was the last documentary I watched, I highly recommend it

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

you mean those IRL movies?

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Monster Squad is pretty good.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

creature stole my Twinkie.

Best shit ever

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

Aww, man, fat kid farted!

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

Overthought this as well.

Airborne.

No. Questions. Asked.

start of Jack Black and Seth Green's career.

I was all aboot bladin'/street hockey when it came out and know the whole damn thing by heart.

olddogsneverdie (February 10, 2009)

shawshank redemption

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

So tonight me and the girl brought home a roughly nine month old tabby named Alexi. Her name is likely going to change. We're going to be fostering her, which means we're just keeping her until she's adopted. However, it's up to us to socialize her and get her used to being around people. As such, I need some advice from you, my most trusted viziers.

1) What should her new name be? I'm leaning towards Genevieve because she got less skittish when I put on Fifth Hour Hero.

2) She's young enough that it's possible to teach her tricks. Any suggestions? I'm thinking of training her to play Bite the Jehovah's Witness.

3) Do you ever get used to the smell of cat pee?

4) How does one ACT FUCK?

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

42

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

wut

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

easy peasy lemon squeezy c'mon.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

1) 4 syllables is a lot for a pet

2) you said cat, right?

3) litter box?

4) FLAV-OR-FLAV!!!!

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Kill two birds with one stone. Train her to use the toilet, Meet The Parents stlye, and then you will not have to get used to the smell of cat pee.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

1) I love Fifth Hour Hero.

2) The only thing a cat needs is a laser.

3) Never.

4) Berserker?

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

You're my new favorite, other than Holy Balls.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

dude what the fuck

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Cats with lasers = epic fucking win.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

"I just started using laser cats again."

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

be warned, the cat will manipulate you. there's no way you're going to be able to give it up for adoption. it'll be all "meow?" and then you'll burst into tears.

name her succubus.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

I have pretty bad pet allergies and have never in my life owned a pet before, so this is kind of a bit of Having a Pet 101 for me.

The fucker will probably manipulate me, though, once she stops peeing in terror every five seconds.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

just be your charming self.

also, claritin doesn't do anything for my myriad allergies EXCEPT the animal ones. Wal-mart has like 30 for 5 bucks. best deal in town. Buy american.

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

1) You don't need to name her... just kill her, cats suck.

2) Play dead... stay dead

3) No, but the smell of a dead carcass goes away after a few days.

4) Word.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

What are you tripping on, man? Dead cats ain't cool. Dead baby jokes, on the other hand...

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

Max Bemis > Cats

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

This is an outrage!

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Max Bemis > mikexdude

Oh shit.

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

You're probably right, he talks shit to other bands, the media, and his thousands of fans... I only talk shit to jaded losers.

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

oh SNAP

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

The sound of my hands twisting a cat's neck til it pops off?

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

do you really hate cats?

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

No, I'm just bitter when I am lonely.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

maybe you should get a cat.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

that tickled me pink.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

aren't you in a band? And like you seem smart and with it. Why should you be lonely?

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

I can't hear the phrase "aren't you in a BAND?" without thinking of the "Me and My Homies" side of the Hicky/Voodoo Glow Skulls "split."

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

Target is the worst store.

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shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I've had some bad experiences at Target

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

My uncle had a shelf fall on the back of his head at Target and they tried to blame it on him.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I once got falsely accused of shoplifting there, and I got brought to the back room to be interrogated and it turned out they had the wrong guy

I also almost got shot in a Target parking lot once

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

My grandma got raped in Target

My friend almost died from the wrong medication he got from tthe Target pharmacy

My brother actually got shot in the parking lot.

I am just fucking with you, you win.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I was about to say that is some saaaad shit

IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

Beats the hell out of Wal Mart though. They have a hell of a lot better DVD selection.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

they have the shittiest music department second to k mart. wal mart has better music

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

http://snaps.lumra.com/612/~Walmart_Bingo_XD.jpg

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

honestly I think they are even better than best buy at this point. best buy totally went lowest common denominator on our asses.

IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

I don't even bother going to Wal Mart, Target, K Mart, Mejier, etc. for cds. I wouldn't know a damn thing about their music selections other than if I'm looking for the new Toby Keith or AC/DC cd I know I can count on them.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

everyone i know has worked at target. even i have, but i don't really know me that well. i mean, i seem like a cool guy, but sometimes i wonder how cool i am. sometimes i want to ask myself 'what's up?', but i'm afraid i will get no response. shame shame.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

mostly everyone is a jackweed don't worry about it. You are basically the coolest guy I ever met.

IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

The oval office and the lobby probably listen to Fugazi singing "This ones ours, let's take another!"

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baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

been there. Nope.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

be honest, the stimulus bill passing was 90% you wasn't it?

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I don't think so, because no where in it does it mention funding for Throns Of Life.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

It passed while I was here in Williamsburg.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

haha.

"1 million to have jawbreakersucks hauled away in the middle of the night and "disappeared" "

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

working on it

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

it creates jorbs for EVERYONE

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

And then they dance away clean like Savion Glover

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

the soup never disappoints.

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

that fucking hampster kidnapper had me in stitches.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I've decided not to shave for the month of February just to see what happens.
Wish me luck.

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mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

sigh... nothing yet : (

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I haven't shaved since late January but I feel like I need to soon. Good luck to you though.

dev (February 6, 2009)

I haven't shaved since about a week before Christmas. And I have not once even thought about shaving it off yet. I keep it off the neck, though. Neckbeards suck.
Oh, and good luck!

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

What classifies a neck beard exactly so that I know what to avoid?

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=neckbeard&um=1&ie=UTF-8& sa=N&tab=wi

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-neckbeard.jpg
l ol

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

what I grow if I don't shave.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

i haven't shaved since late january. i usually give up within 2-3 weeks, but i'm sticking to it this time. my beard will own.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

pubes though right?

jaradyeah (February 7, 2009)

you're supposed to do that in november

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_BAD_DRIVER?SITE=ALANN &SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Shit, I can get 200vin one day.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

what a badass

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

oh shit the end of braveheart on tnt.

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PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I have never seen Braveheart

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

i hate mel gibson but i love that movie.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I've seen probably an hour of it total.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

do vegan girls swallow cum?

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14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I asked one once. The answer is no.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

eat some vegan food first then the answer is yes

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

It was explained to me that people are animals and loads are therefor an animal product.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

than find a hotter, sluttier vegan chick and do it in front of that one

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Some do, some don't. I think it's a lame excuse, actually, if you don't want to swallow, just stop being a bitch about and say, "No, I'm not swallowing your goddamn jizz."

It's not any worse than biting your nails or eating boogers. Actually, it's a lot less gross than that.

Dante3000 (rich) (February 6, 2009)

So....Friday nights, when most of you are relegated to your dorm rooms and basements, you all flood the org with random non sequitur and bullshit? I'm glad I'm just checking this before I go do something more productive, like beat off.
-Dante

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

non sequitur and bullshit > corny jokes that only work 30% of the time.

Dante3000 (rich) (February 7, 2009)

Luckily my jokes work 20% of the time.
-Dante

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

I got so drunk at the Lucero show last night I'm not allowed to drink for a while.

There are definitely skips. I remember Brian being on stage alone, then I remember canaandrumzz and kneel giving me a ride back to my apartment, and then my fiancee waking me up in the bathroom at 5 AM, where I had apparently blacked out with the shower running. That's about it.

ALSO WE JUST GOT A DAMN CAT THE THING SHOULDN'T SEE ME DOING BONG HITS YET.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

you alright!? I learned it from watching you!

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

hotel. Strange city. Overtime. Suck it

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

I did all of my partying during the middle of the week cause it was my birthday, and now I'm sick

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

honestly this is sortof a banner night from my experience. Usually it is just me and two or three lesser known characters.

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

*raises hand*

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

yes, Michael?

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

No... I mean, usually you and I are chillin' here 'round the same time/same amount of time.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

*casually*....word, word.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

but you are a primary player not a lesser known character is what confused me.

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

I am a primary character? Aw, that means so much.

Also, I can't think of "lesser known" character without thinking of Rancid.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

1. Duh
2. Duh

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

3. I thought you hated me

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

I'm a primary. Sometimes just more sleepy. I'm busy!

mikexdude (February 6, 2009)

Atleast I have an excuse to spend my time on this website now, before I was just a loser...

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

you can't be a primester and call yourself a primester though!

(not that anyone would speak out against anyone with a direct pipeline to Obamer AND Connie Mack!)

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

(I think I just got myself disappeared)

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Every single cop got a doughnut to theeeeeeeeeeee head

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

funny and I change the lyrics to EVERYTHING I say ever and especially like orchestral numbers that have no words I always put words to them. God I am the living end.

mikexdude (February 7, 2009)

Are you just as mystical and compelling in person?

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

and I didn't mean to call myself something more than a lesser if that's what you're thinking. I'm barely a lester.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

i have to work in the morning. sucks.

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

Meh, I gotta fly out at 7 AM, I'm passing the time before I senile it up and go to bed at 9 PM.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

i spend my friday nights drinking black coffee, green tea, taking fiber pills and eating prunes. then i spend an hour on the toilet reading random magazines.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

it sounds like quite the life you have carved out for yourself. Can I sign up?

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

hell yeah.

jacknife737 (February 6, 2009)

I turned down an invite to go to a campus nightclub to spend it in the fourth floor of a library studying.

I hate the music at those places, i'd much rather go to a pub. Still, if I had enough pre-drinks i may have enjoyed myself. I'm still debating if i made the right choice or not.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Anyone else really liking the Loved One's EP

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

is it really worth checking out? All their stuff is bland to me.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I had never really gotten into them but I started to listen to this when it came out and its pretty good.

baldsteve (February 6, 2009)

more of the same yo. Morenof be same

abracadaver (February 6, 2009)

It's amazing. I've listened to the first three songs far too many times over the course of the last week. Not big on the covers, but to be fair, I haven't given them much of a chance. "Last Call" and "Spy Diddley" are among the band' best work. In terms of Springsteencore, I think I like The Loved Ones almost as much as I dig Gaslight.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I am embrassed to be a Ranger fan right now.

abracadaver (February 6, 2009)

Oh lord, I just checked the score. I'm so sorry. What the fuck happened to Dallas' offense -- it went from decrepit to explosive in a heartbeat. Regardless, good to see Graves get retired (former Shark!) the other night.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

The Graves ceremony was the only positve thing to happen in the Ranger world for a while. He was such a great player and is an amazing guy. I remember how said I was when they traded him to San Jose. I got to see him play for the Sharks against the Islanders at the Coliseum.

binaural111 (February 7, 2009)

Less than I thought I might have loved it

IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

It's been a full week since Brendan Kelly has updated his blog. It's killing me.

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14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I stopped reading it when everyone attached themselves to the business end of his dick in the comments. "You're the funniest guy ever" "You should write a book" "Does my clit look big?" ect...

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Speaking of big clits, Clerks 2 is a fucking funny movie.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Have you ever seen Chyna's clit? She could fuck you in the ass with it.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I have not. I always used to think that she was a tranny.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Well she made a sex tape with 123Kid. Guess who was the man.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

I have a feeling this question does not to be answered.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

this is gross
http://members.mybigclit.com/home.shtml

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I would totally smash a few of those.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

what do you mean by smash?

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I would sex their muscular vaginas.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

i'm going to throw up now

IanIsSuperRad (February 6, 2009)

So when girls work out excessively their clit grows to penis-like proportions?

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

No, steroids up their testosterone resulting in enlarge clitoratti.

IanIsSuperRad (February 7, 2009)

Clitoratti. LULZ

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I heard about this. Need to check it out post haste.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

my friend is a big wrasslin fan and he also likes porn, so he had some magazine with her nude in it. her clit looks like a penis. it is fucking gross.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Isn't that a given. If you like to watch two people beat each other up, why would not like watching two people fuck.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

What's the going rate for DVDs at the pawn shop?

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MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

$2 or a fistful of bullets

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Really? $2 each? Sounds ok to me. Netflix ftw!

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

buying or selling?

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Sell! Sell! Sell!

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Pawn shop or porn shop?

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Pawn. I know It's hard to make out with my masshole accent.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Its a wicked pissa dude.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

lol no one even says that.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Just like when I say I'm from Long Island, they say oh you mean Long Giland. I have never heard anyone say that.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

I blame the schools.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

And that goddamn Marilyn Manson

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

where would you go to get a hooker?

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Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

wal-mart.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

They have everything now, I was in one in Florida and they had fireworks next to the hand towels.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

that's because fireworks are so awesome, they make people jizz. then you need a hand towel to clean up. wal-mart knows this.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Then I am guessing that they put the hookers next to the baseball bats.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

you would think the ATM

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

You don't need the ATM because with rollback prices, they are very cheap.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

and nickelback cd's next to the guns.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Pull!

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Did you see how their new cd claimed it contained twelve new Nickleback classics. Me and my friend at first thought it was a best of until we realized that they think way to high of themselves.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

the only think classic about them would be if they all died and i killed them and laughed about it and no one would charge me for the murders because everyone knows they suck.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

lake st. in minneapolis

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

There's one down the street from me nearly every night. Always looks in the car when I go by.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

yellow pages

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

i meant to say cheap escort, in chicago

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

nebraska ave., Tampa

deadXlast (February 7, 2009)

I have actually seen a straight-up hooker on the street that I live on, not 3 blocks from my actual house.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

anyone know the name of that movie that came out in the 80s with goblins and shit and the people turned into giant corn and the kid gets up on the table and pisses on his familiy's food so they don't eat it and turn into corn?

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punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

how stoned are you right now?

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

nevermind i found it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/

Cheesetits (February 6, 2009)

Sounds like something Corey Feldman would be involved in.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

I don't know why but at first I read this as "Corey Feldman and I would be involved in" and I thought that sounded deliciously and accurately presumptuous.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

sounds like a mcdonalds ad.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Dunkin Donuts has sandwiches with waffles instead of bread. Blows my mind.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

everything about waffles is badass. even the name. waffles. fucking waffles. they even have little holes/pockets for syrup. hell yeah.

miniblindbandit (February 6, 2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlaTNI1TaU

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

i only like french toast

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Dude I just ate a bunch of those tonight, with blueberry syrup. It was awesome.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

hopefully by the end of the year your heart will be pumping syrup instead of blood

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

Too late. I'm French Canadian.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

I thought you bled hockey. Wait, no you're French canadian. Uhh, yeah, you're right.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

it's a good time, for dinner, at McDonalds.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Since we finally get omfgHIPHOPnews,orglol story here, I'll go ahead and ask;

What are you guys' favorite producers? I don't know if any of you here are well-versed enough in hip hop to be able to distinguish producers, but I know at least shrapnel knows a little about the isht.

So who does the sickest instrumentals right now? My favorites; Ant and Oktopus (yeah, I actually knew who he was before he produced New Lexicon). Two totally different styles, but they go mesh so perfectly with their respective MCs.

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Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

i thought you said something about IHOP at first. or hippos.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

I did. Who's your favorite hippo?

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

So many come to mind, its hard to decide.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

I like that yellow one from Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

i like the orange one. orange is the best color ever in the whole universe in the land.

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Fuck the yellow one, he is a pussy. The Green one is the shit.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Whatever dude, put me behind that yellow motherfucker and I'll eat balls like you aint never seen bitch.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

say that out loud a couple times

PtvnSux94 (February 6, 2009)

Oh yeah bitch, with me in control of the green one, that guy will sallow more balls than Paris Hilton.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

We'll see about that, I'll be behind that hippo pounding the shit out of it until it thinks I'm Christian Bale.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

My hippo will be going up and down faster than a guys boner if he was taking turns looking at a pictures of Jessica Alba and Bea Arthur nude.

punk_sk (February 6, 2009)

the 4 hungry hungry ones

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

Ant is definitely my favorite hip-hop producer of all time
One of my newer favorites is Lazerbeak, his work on Mike Mictlan's new album, Hand Over Fist is amazing

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Sweet, I'm glad someone else thinks Ant is as much of a badass as I do. I'm checking out Felt 2 right now and Iike it way better than the first one just because Ant produces it.

Never heard of Lazerbeak though, I'll have to check his stuff out.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

yeah Ant is a cool guy too, Felt 2 is a great album, it was a huge step up from the first one

but definitely check out Lazerbeak, particularly the Hand Over Fist album, it might be hard to find but I can hook you up if you need it

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

I would definitely appreciate it if you would, actually. I have no money and no friends who are into hip hop so I don't foresee myself getting it any time soon otherwise.

shrapnel (February 6, 2009)

whats your email

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

takeoffallzigs@yahoo.com

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Whoever did the Hollywood Undead record.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Suck my dick in hell.

14theroad (February 6, 2009)

lol

MattRamone (February 6, 2009)

Dude, I'm joking. I want all of those motherfuckers' heads on spikes n my front yard.

deadXlast (February 6, 2009)

Yes... I know. You like crappy old man music, not crappy prepuscent music.

MattRamone (February 7, 2009)

Get off my lawn!

Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

it was tim, or tod, or ted. you know, the guy who runs that site, yourarea.com.

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

all I know is after you mention a producer you gotta go (.............., ..............., and ...............) and shit.

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

Fuck, Marry, Murder:

Jenna Fischer
Kat Dennings
Kari Byron

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Holy_Balls (February 6, 2009)

fuck- jenna fischer
marry - kari byron
murder - kat dennings

i don't mind kat dennings, i do think she is hot, but she is the less hot out of the three.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

She can look a little "Mansonish" sometimes, but when she looks normal she's a fox. Plus... those boobies!!

JustLikeDelilah (February 6, 2009)

For the ladies,

Fuck, Marry, Murder:

John Madden
Howie Long
Howie Mandell

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

I'm tellin you check out kris williams from ghosthunters. unmined nerdly gold I tells ya.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

She's kind of a butterface. Kari Byron>Williams.

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

wow. I find her the opposite. Actually, I find her a buttervoice. Her voice is grating and annoying but other than that I would totally take her overy Kari.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Buttervoice.... WIN!

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

She is so hot.

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

if that reply was to me, and I can't quite tell cause things aren't lining up the way the ought to just now, then, RIGHT?!

Did you see on The Soup where that little kid was drunk from the dentist?

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

That was a reply to you, and no i did not see that on the soup, what happened? Was it on in the begining of the show or at the end because I just found that it is on now.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

This is hard but I guess:

Murder-Kari Byron
Marry-Jenna Fischer
Fuck-Kat Dennings

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

Hayley Williams/Amanda Palmer
Agent M?
Angelina Jolie

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Marry Hayley Williams
Fuck Agent M
Murder Angelina

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

word up.

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

I would Marry Agent M and Fuck Hayley

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

what about jolie?

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

I thought that went without saying.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

had to clarify. i was a little worried at first

MilesQToast (February 6, 2009)

goodnight, goodnight
sweet baby
the world, has more, for you,
than it seems
goodnight, goodnight
let the moonlight,
take the lid
of your dreams

Mathias BF is not so bad but there are some mantras you can try to jog your mems. Please look them up. I know for sure you will have this answer for me by dawn of the 3rd day.

shake_it (February 7, 2009)

i think supporting caste leaked.

i want. bad.

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JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Linx

shake_it (February 7, 2009)

http://www.torrentreactor.net/find/propagandhi-supporting-caste ???

only link i know of, so far. haha

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Totally fake, haha.

shake_it (February 7, 2009)

rats!

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

C I V I L W Ar?

too much now than later?

abracadaver (February 7, 2009)

All the tracks have been scrobbled, but last.fm is being a bitch and not displaying the "top listener" to find out who's been doing the scrobblin'. (My guess? Heisel).

MattRamone (February 7, 2009)

inb4 timberwolves

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I wonder if Dave Chappelle will come out of his "retirement", everything he did was so funny.

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JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Yeah dude. Sometimes I just have to tell myself he's never coming back.

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

did you guys see his 2 hour dealio on Inside The Actors cetra? Enlightening to say least

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Nah dude, what was it about?

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

it was post his whole africa freakout and he pretty much laid out what his deal was. Plus he was just damn interesting as a human being. You should wartch it.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

was it from 2006? Or has he done anything more recently?

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

probably.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I saw it but I really don't remember it because i saw it a while ago. He seemed to be stoned.

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

nah he just seemed smart to me. Maybe you were stoned. Maybe I was stoned. Probably I was.

MattRamone (February 7, 2009)

I loved the poem he did on Def Poety Jam called "Fuck Ashton Kutcher."

90Proof (February 7, 2009)

I'm so bored...

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Wtf is Twitter and why do I need it?

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mikexdude (February 7, 2009)

I have no idea what it is, but just like myspace and facebook, you don't need it.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

I keep hearing all this shit about twitter, but all their site says is something about saying what's up

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

i would rather cut my dick and put salt in the wound instead of joining twitter. that shit is lame as fuck.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

promise?

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

hell yeah.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

fail.

MilesQToast (February 7, 2009)

it's what we all do on here only 'rganized and topical

lintsay (February 7, 2009)

It's dumb and you don't. My friend forced me to make one and I've been trying to not loathe it but it's just so unawesome.

90Proof (February 7, 2009)

twitter's just goin' too far.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Anyone else watching Conan, I can't believe he has less than 3 weeks left until the Tonight Show.

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punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

so what exactly is leno doing then? he's going to be on for the half hour before the tonight show now. how is that going to work with the nightly news on at the same time?

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

They say Leno will be on at 10 and I guess than the news will be on 11 untill Conan at 11:35. I don't what they will do with shows on at 10 becasue right now they have a bunch of shows on at that time like Law and Order.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

so conan gets a promotion/raise, a house in cali to be on at the same time?

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

no, he is going to be on an hour later at 11:35 EST.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

depending on where you live, 11:35 is the same time i guess

you see how i'm confused now.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Got you, I should have said EST the first time.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

AGHHHH!

I've lived in 3 time zones. At 10pm each local time it was the news, 10:35 Leno and O'Brian at 11:35.

I don't know what is going to happen. I'll figure it out next month or catch Fallon before he gets replaced.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

i have a feeling jimmy Fallon will be the Chevy Chase of our generation. So look out for some more Vaction movies.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

you knew the skit was good if fallon started cracking up during but it pissed me off at the same time

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I can see him laughing during his monologue before he gets to the punchline, it will get annoying fast. I don't think I spelled monologue right, but fuck it, its late.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

at least it will be funny then

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I don't know, me and Jimmy Fallon might not agree on what is funny. The only thing I like of his on SNL was the Nomaaaaaar guy.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

i just finished listening to nofx's mattersville. we need to create orgville, or something that sounds better than that.

i bet it would be easier to get chicks too: "Yeah, I listen to Kid Dynamite. Oh, you too!? Wow..."

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punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

will there be anarchy camp?

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

you may not wanna see how we take care of a turncoat.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

are you calling me a traitor or just warning me?

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

all newcomers witness public executions as a preemptive warning. front row seats. its like a gwar concert.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

tell me it takes place at the AP tour. we need to take those fuckers out.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

wasn't in the original plan, but hey, it's anarchy camp. i'm game.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

well it should have been in the original plan. do you really want those kids breeding one day?

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

sounds like we need a concentration camp for them. i'll begin plans to reopen auschwitz immediately.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I can see the bib right now, "My Mommy Loves Pete Wentz"

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

we'll need a new your scene sucks character

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

How about "Hot Topic Whore JR"

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

it has to have baby in the title

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Okay, how about "Baby Boy Bronx"

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

Nailed it.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Yeah, High Five!!!!!1

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

should Anarchy camp have a preset plan or should it more like you know, anarchy?

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

dammit.

back to the drawing board... to fuck it up and throw it out the window!

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I like the ideas you had for it so maybe we can still use those but just not include them in Anarchy camp.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

we better not let the anarchy camp members find out about this.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

you're not punk and i'm telling everyone

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Thats another thing I am guessing the town will have a Church of Blake Witnesses.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

right across the street from the 1st Church of Henry Rollins

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

There aren't enough lintsays to go around.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

sigh...

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

She's so org. I am in love.

lintsay (February 7, 2009)

I'm pretty sure the world isn't ready for any more messes of my caliber.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

That's what she said.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

that's what she did say. (this is me pointing at linstay)

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

*lintsay

jacknife737 (February 7, 2009)

That's ok; we'll just have to "gay it up" a bit, until we can make up the numbers.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

I call power bottom

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

shotgun mouth!

lintsay (February 7, 2009)

I vote this happens. Maybe then I wouldn't be home alone on a Friday (it IS Friday, right?) night playing Scattergories on the internet. My life is sad.

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

I don't know if I could deal with a constant Fest. By the end of the third day I'm almost glad I don't have to drink/smoke any more.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

weekends off?

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

This.

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

i would live there and invite everyone over for tacos.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I love tacos.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

then we could mosh at a show and throw up outside.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

i have a feeling that wouldn't be completly frpm the tacos though.

jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

there would probably be a healthy amount of beer and whatnot in there too.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

bacon.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

lots of it, we just gotta hope we don't run out of pigs

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

turkey bacon = :(

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Max Bemis > turkey Bacon

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

i bet MattRamone would agree. The apocalypse would start but to hear (see) him say bemis is better than something else might be worth it.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Or we can just move all move to Gainseville and take over the government there.

abracadaver (February 7, 2009)

I don't care what anyone thinks of me, "Deja Entendu" is a phenomenal album.

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jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

- 8000 punx points.

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

You are awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Cheesetits (February 7, 2009)

I got your back on that.

14theroad (February 7, 2009)

Give it a rest Heisel.

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

devil and god is their best.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

backed

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

A. heart disease
B. stroke
C. cancer
D. all the above

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punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

D.

you guys suck at my homework

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

are we doing your homework?

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

please see response posted one second before yours

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

wow one second, if only I started typing it two seconds earlier.

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

i thought you were asking which one would we rather have.

punk_sk (February 7, 2009)

then what is it?

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

stroke.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I'm gonna say it, I really really like New Wave by Against Me!

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abracadaver (February 7, 2009)

It's not nearly as bad as people on this site make it out to be but, on the other hand, it's nowhere close to as good as the mainstream publications professed. I like "Up the Cuts," "Thrash Unreal," "...FM Waves" and "Piss and Vinegar," but I also like to pretend they never made "Stop!" and "Animal."

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

I'm with you, I used to like Stop but the more I listen to it the less I like it. Thrash Unreal is one of my favorite songs by them. Might even be my favorite.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

Did anybody see the new Office?

"Karen, do you need to leave to go...pump?"

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PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

What kind of cake to you want numbscle?

abracadaver (February 7, 2009)

"Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's."

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

This is the nard dog.

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

1-2-3-4 splendas in your coffee.

Holy_Balls (February 7, 2009)

when dwight put on the dummy's face, it was the best thing ever.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

FAIL! Wrong episode. That was the Superbowl one, this one came on on Sunday.

JustLikeDelilah (February 7, 2009)

I mean Thursday.... I retract my Fail

PtvnSux94 (February 7, 2009)

Ouch, I don't think i have ever seen someone fail while trying to fail some one else.

abracadaver (February 7, 2009)

Fact: John Samson is the most awesome person on the planet.

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jeffernator (February 7, 2009)

he's who i turn to when when i don't feel like moshing around in my room.

i would reccomend the barenaked ladies as well. in fact, i think a weakerthans/bnl show would be awesome... and very canadian.

lintsay (February 7, 2009)

It looks weird without the K but you're probably about correct.

MattRamone (February 7, 2009)

"The moment you said yes was arguably the finest one yet
And the moment I spoke my mind was my own fault
We each have our ways of playing it safe, though that's the last thing we need
For example you don't call for example I act like i don't notice when you don't call
And the moment you give in to an evening of conjugal sin
Is the moment that I concede that I answer to a physical greed

I am missing you more now than ever before and I do not sleep nights
I am missing you more than is possibly healthy and I don't sleep
Do you get tired of the stupid little boys who do not think for themselves?
'Cause I got tired of the stupid little girls who wear their bodyweight in makeup
You've been cutting your hair in the bathroom at school
I'm trying hard not to stare trying hard to be cool
But my heart will

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lintsay (February 7, 2009)

That's such a goddamn great song.

lintsay (February 7, 2009)

http://games.secret.com.au/cgi-bin/poowords/poowords-main.pl

I'm addicted to this. Wake up and play it with me. It's Scattergories, but automatically more awesome because it calls itself PooWords.

el_matt (February 7, 2009)

Holy crap, more than 500 comments? This is like the new navel gazing.

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