So I had this dream last night where I was at some sleazy rock club that was putting on a concert for children with a band doing the songs of Willy Wonka. They came out in costume and did the songs, and when they introduced themselves it started to dawn on us that it was Turbonegro in disguise. All the kids started moshing while their parents tried to stop them. All the punx at the bar started throwing unopened beer cans at the parents, which the kids picked up and started drinking. Then I cornered one of the dudes from the Jonas Bros and made him promise to check out Dillinger Four "or I'll cut yer fuckin' balls off." Then the cast of Buffy showed up and boogied down.

The moral of this story is don't drink a couple double dueces of Coney Island brand Human Blockhead Lager before bedtime.

• Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    
• Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by the_other_scott on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
  
  • Call the party van by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    
    • come to the dark and wet van by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
      
• Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by Drunken3rd on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    
    • Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
      
      • Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by leecorsoisapenis on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
        
  • Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    
    • Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by leecorsoisapenis on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
      

I like these bands and theyre coming to CT.
This does not compute.

• Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
  
  • Re: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    
    • In order to seduce them by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
      
      • be a gentleman and wait until the 2nd date to rape me by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
        
        • Did you read Savage Love this week? by MattRamone on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
          
          • i hope that involves the kid from the wonder years by ffwoodycooks on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
            
            • Re: i hope that involves the kid from the wonder years by ElVaquero on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
              

ted leo better come to LA soon considering he cancelled that date on the AM! tour. If he doesn\'t, he\'s not going to be my favorite anymore. YOU HEAR ME TED!!!!

• Psh. Too far. by Nameless on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
  
  • Ted Leo and the Pharmacists / Titus Andronicus by joemomma420666 on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM (EDT)
    

I'd be more excited if it were Ted Leo and Chris Titus