I'd love to be healed in the name of rock.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

I'd like to be healed in the name of Dammit I Spilled My Fancy Beer On the Couch Last Night and Now Must Spend the Day in the Laundromat Watching Big Momma's House 2.

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scientistrock (March 27, 2009)

don't even pretend that that isn't the best day ever.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

Today I'm going to test to see if the family that owns the place gives a shit if I sit in there and drink Natty Boh while my dainties are drying.

thats embarrassing.
what is this romper room??

this band is full of shit.
fake biker look.
garbage.
warped tour hipster fantasy fakes

last time i saw them he made everyone get on the ground and then walked around the middle of the room, which was sold out and proceeded to rant about visa commercials for 5 minutes. pretty entertainin stuff

I wish my job had a "beer friday"

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

Every day is beer Friday when you're unemployed!

One time I got liquored up and called the guy who posts on here as fifthwheel and told him I was coming to the shop where he worked with a sixer for him, and all he said was "dude, I can't be drunk at work anymore. They almost fired me last time."

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lostandclowned (March 27, 2009)

There's never been a paper bag.

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

12 years ago when kneel and I worked at subway, we spent my whole last shift taking turns drinking Night Train in the managers office and making sandwiches. All the employees were in there taking turns between drinking and working the line. We would just run out of the office and tag out the person making the food.

Stupid customers.

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scientistrock (March 27, 2009)

My friends and I used to shoot movies in their subway all the time. If someone asked it was a porno called "I'll take a footlong hearty italian."

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MyStereoHasMono (March 27, 2009)

haha nice

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

After we would see shows, we would open up the place and make food. Customers would come to the door and try to open it as if we were open. We just stared at them through the windows and chowed down.

Stupid customers.

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scientistrock (March 27, 2009)

We'd break in after hours and use the basement because it looked like a set from Eraserhead.

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lostandclowned (March 27, 2009)

fuck that movie.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

Man, Night Train is not a fun way to spend an evening. Mad Dog is where it's at.

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

I have no idea how we didn't get fired, that and ordering official nametags that said 'jesus' and 'satan' on them.

Night Train is an excellent way to spend an evening, however a terrible way to wake up in the yard after passing out.

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kneel (March 27, 2009)

yeah or in my case, waking up LITERALLY passed out in the gutter.

or in another one of my cases, hearing 'put your hands on the wall, spread your legs' and waking up kicked out of school

punx

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

I still can't believe we jedi-mind tricked Craig into punching through a glass window. Alcohol and mind-control ruled.

Duct tape and a subway uniform shirt made an excellent bandage. I was just thinking about that the other day. We totally put that drunk ass in a cab and ditched him, the cab driver could have just tossed him out when he rounded the corner...and should have.

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kneel (March 27, 2009)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/113758442_e8ffc72c38_o.jpg

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

fuck yes, his arm looks awesome!

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

I can't believe that stupid picture is 12 years old. That's nuts.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

So were you trying out for the cast of My So Called Life?

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

nope, the A-Team

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leecorsoisapenis (March 27, 2009)

Back when I worked at Subway, we used to bring in vodka during night shifts and make Fruzzles with it. You know, we got away with a lot while working there. I wonder what makes Subway so laid back?

Jim

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

We worked the 5pm-3am shift, nobody else wanted that so they left us alone. That and the owner was unbelievably lax.

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leecorsoisapenis (March 27, 2009)

We weren't open nearly that late, but after 8 the place would be dead. I remember walking in one time around 11, closing time, and my buddy was mopping the floor completely naked. Just because he could I guess. The owner was also very laid back.

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

we were part of a gas station. It ran all night, we were the only eatery in town open after the bars closed. It was absolutely pandemonium. I used to get mad at customers and just turn the lights off with them in line. They would start yelling at me to make them food, I would start doing dishes and tell them to 'make me'.

I walked into Wendy's one day and had a group of people yell over the railing, 'holy shit, it's the asshole that works at subway'. One of my proudest moments.

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kneel (March 27, 2009)

hahaha thats awesome. but not as awesome as when you werent there and people would come in asking 'when is bald steve working' and threatening to kick your ass.


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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

Yeah, people would try to fight me while I was working, I asked a guy if he thought it was smart to try to fist-fight somebody that was holding a knife. The dude spit over the counter at me and the dude working the gas-counter knocked him down and made him apologize.

That place ruled.

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kneel (March 27, 2009)

the vietnamese dude with the crazy dogs? he was awesome

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

yep, "cruz"

You could kill her in the bathroom, destroy her ipod, replace it with yours.

I'd go home sick.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

This.

And when they say what you're sick with, say "crappy Spin-core boner killing secretary jams!" Then slap the closest person and skip out the door.

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eazyd2 (March 27, 2009)

i wish i were cool like you

Our beer Fridays have been cut because of the "economy," unless everyone decides to stick around and pay for their own...lame.

Do you have the new Riverboat Gamblers record? It's really good.

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eazyd2 (March 27, 2009)

no but im putting through a big interpunk order tonight and getting it for sure. guttermouth still rule.

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baldsteve (March 27, 2009)

interpunk is based very close to where I live, the crap always seems like it's on my doorstep right about the time I click "complete order".

you won't be disappointed in that record at all. What else are you grabbing?

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eazyd2 (March 27, 2009)

i think left alone, pulley, nofx, de facto cds and social distortion dvd plus a sublime t shirt and against me t shirt and sublime s/t double 12" (sublime is only vinyl i collect). the wait is usually less than a week for me but the faster shipping usually cost like 40-50 bucks US for a big order. if i lived near there id fuckin raid that shit so hard.

I recently discovered that I own "Dead American Radio." I don't remember buying it. Anyway, it's alright. Didn't think it was anything spectacular, but it's decent.

They suck. Go buy a Rancid record instead.

No, but mock him for his parents' ridiculous choice to name their son Dil'.

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MattRamone (March 27, 2009)

I heard TommyPickles is a guy who likes punk rock.

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lostandclowned (March 27, 2009)

I laughed.

c'mon man! it's Friday

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Petrus_T (March 27, 2009)

friday, saturday.. fuckin tuesday..
whatever it may be.

just calling them out on being poser metal-heads

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the_creeps (March 27, 2009)

copy that. never heard Valient. someone gave me an Early Man CD. not bad.

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Petrus_T (March 27, 2009)

if you saw it in front of you.. you'd see what i meant.
early man, however.. i dont know. so i cant diss them.