I miss the era where Matt barely sang. Not enough Lars.

Grumble grumble grumble

It's a sign.

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punk_sk (June 4, 2009)

Of what?

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TrueBeliever (June 4, 2009)

Not meant to be. You would have gotten aids or something.

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thatsyouth (June 4, 2009)

Aids would suck dude.

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TrueBeliever (June 4, 2009)

Aids would suck. I imagine the process of getting would be pretty awesome though. Well, in most cases.

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Blackjaw_x (June 4, 2009)

Freddy Mercury didn't get AIDS by sucking dude... it was the fucking dude that got him.

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punk_sk (June 4, 2009)

Is that still around?

There used to be a "Grillz" shop at the Mall of America, and one time I went to get a mold done for a grill as a joke, and they were supposed to call me about 1 week when it was ready but they never did, so I went back out to the store and found it it went out of business because the employees were pocketing money

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TrueBeliever (June 4, 2009)

Wow, as a joke or not, I can't imagine wanting to actually have grills.

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Blackjaw_x (June 4, 2009)

Haha you went back to check up on your grill. It wasn't a joke... why would you check back? CAUGHT IN THE ACT, SHRAPNEL. Caught in the act.

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

Well I had to check because I paid for it in advance, and I didn't want to be getting ripped off
But I was a little stoked for it

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Blackjaw_x (June 4, 2009)

Lol you paid for it as a joke? You crazy!

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

Haha nahh man, the grill itself was going to be a joke for my own entertainment (and let me mention that money wasn't a problem for me at the time)

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TrueBeliever (June 4, 2009)

Curious, how much did they cost and what were they made out of?

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

Well I wasn't getting the full mouth grill, I was getting it for 2 teeth, the "canine" teeth on the sides, and it was platinum $140

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Blackjaw_x (June 4, 2009)

I hate rich kids, no matter what, every one of them. Unless you weren't born into money and then aren't a "rich kid"...

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

I was definitely far from being born into money and a rich family

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J4M35 (June 4, 2009)

im having a bit of trouble trying to understand that you couldn't find anything better to spend $140 on.

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

Not gonna lie...there's obviously better things to spend money on, but you can say that for a lot of things

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TrueBeliever (June 4, 2009)

Wow dude, I'm having a hard time justifying spending $140 for just the canines. At least the canines and incisors would be a little better, but just the canines would make them look dumber than they already are.

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shrapnel (June 4, 2009)

Platinum is pretty expensive to begin with and I'm sure the store's prices were pretty high anyways
Well I didn't want to go full Paul Wall

Speaking as a good looking dude, sometimes I feel like we're the minority in the punk scene. Glad to see some more of us.

Unite!

I'm curious to know some of these incomes. Not to laugh at or make fun of.

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eazyd2 (June 5, 2009)

his mom only makes $5 a blowjob

Lets go pens!!!

I've had the same three pairs of jeans for years and 98% of my shirts are from merch tables. I will explain nothing.

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

if I may, where the fuck have you been?

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lintsay (June 5, 2009)

watching documentaries about dinosaurs mostly.

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

dinosaurs rule

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

Documentaries about the atmosphere rule harder.

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

I think, and I'm not sure how much I'm even kidding anymore, that our environmental education policy should consist solely of getting kids fucking blazed as hell and then make them watch planet earth. That has instilled in me such an overwhelming respect for nature that it scares me.

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

When I get voted president of Neo-America I'm putting you in charge of the education dungeons.

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abracadaver (June 5, 2009)

Thank god you're back. This place was starting to suck.

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

You're an outlier. Or should I say out-LIAR.

totally! and how long do they take to get ready?!?! my god im ready in like 5 mins and she takes an hour and a half! wft LOL!?!?

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

Cool story, bro!

Hey Man, get used to it... it happens, and not all the time, but from time to time
My wife was in Williams-Sonoma today for almost half an hour and walks out with a spatula and tongs.

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

I think part of it is that she's pissed that I did my spring/summer clothes shopping in about twenty minutes, which included not only picking stuff out but trying it on. I didn't see what was so hard about clothes shopping. Find what you like, make sure it fits, buy what you want. The end. Let's go get drunk and bowl.

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

*let's go get drunk and smoke a bowl.

fix'd

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

Let's smoke a bowl and then duckpin bowl.

Even better idea.

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punk_sk (June 5, 2009)

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2745

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

Duckpin bowling seems retarded until you and a hot girl have split thre epitchers of beer and then it becomes the most amazing game in the world.

The best part is teenagers don't play it, so you can go to the alley and not be surrounded by hormonal 15 year olds grinding on each other to the strains of Big and Rich.

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punk_sk (June 5, 2009)

it does sound retarded but the extra difficulty is intriguing. i just need to get me a hot girl.

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

Bowling > Weed
Alcohol > Weed

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

This is technically true, but weed is a close number three.

Sometimes it is really hard to find a pair of pants that fit good for me, sometimes I think they'll fit right and then I'll look at another angle and they won't anymore. If you are trying on multiple things don't you want to see how many outfit combinations you can make out of what you are buying? Then again I'm not a genetic female.

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MattRamone (June 5, 2009)

This is what I was offered today in the realm of an explanation. Apparently me shouting "BITCH YOU LOOK GOOD" across the dressing room wasn't appreciated by her or anyone else.

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punk_sk (June 5, 2009)

I have two pairs of the same black jeans. They go with practically everything; everything I would need for at least.

No idea. I never got it. This is how I shop:

"Hey, this is a nice shirt. Hey! It's in my size. Yoink!"

Then I go on my merry way. The only time I have to stop and try stuff on is when I need a new pair of pants.

ha well I normally just take a look and know for sure whether or not it will look good on me, or if it fits, etc I typically won't bother trying on something for the sake of trying

because you want to buy something that is sustainable, cute, a reasonable price, looks good on you and works with your wardrobe. most clothes aren't all of those, so it's you basically just gather a bunch of clothes and pick what works best.

'atta boy

*without me following them first.

you got the twitter. that makes you a fuckin fag. congratulations.

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shrapnel (June 5, 2009)

The new Rancid album is awesome isn't it?

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eazyd2 (June 5, 2009)

i dont know if youre taking the piss but yes i like it very much. soo much better than indestructable

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shrapnel (June 5, 2009)

I'm serious, I love the new album

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eazyd2 (June 5, 2009)

yeah i was listenin to the 2000 album last night and it kinda sucks that the energy maybe seems a little lacking but he can write a fuckin good song. the ska songs are better than life wont wait for sure

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shrapnel (June 5, 2009)

Yeah Tim is a good songwriter, I don't care what anybody says
Yeah the new stuff is catchy is hell, Up To No Good is fuckin awesome

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LookingForCorpses (June 5, 2009)

There's nothing on this new record that is any where near the level of Life Won't Wait. A few of the songs sounded to me like almost demos or outtakes from that record that didn't make the cut.

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

thanks!

I woke up this morning to find the same thing happened to me.

fux

I was in the pool is my favorite.

You gotta love the episode about George pretending to be an marine biologist.

1. The episode pre-empted for sports
2. The episode that didn't air due to blackouts
3. That's all I got, that show sucked a donkey's shitty asshole

the institute one, the parking garage, and O'brian

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scientistrock (June 5, 2009)

You know you ruined it being 69 comments? Thanks captain buzzkill.

yeah a friend told me that so i got that album and the great awake. i was plesantly surprised. not quite as good, but close enough

That's just what I needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mP3FqUUAAw&feature=related

Ev en funnier.

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ChadReligion (June 5, 2009)

You Win

ok, this might be a good comeback

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaOjFGIMo2U&feature=related

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

I call your "falling" fat kid and raise you tuff martial arts guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqphKlMv92A

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ChadReligion (June 5, 2009)

BOO!
Not as funny as I was hoping.... YOU LOSE!

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

Whaat?? That one made me laugh more than the other three. Alright, I got one that's both funny and cute, give me some time to search.

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyWgJZ476NE
http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=8HvpRvvfc04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5DwIcnpBC A

If you don't laugh at these, you have no soul.

Google Arianne. I don't know the link, but that's the character's name. Acris posted it a while ago and I didn't even notice Sunday's Navel Gazing in which it was posted because I was so addicted.

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punk_sk (June 5, 2009)

http://www.virtuallydateariane.com/#

Dark Age of Camelot is the best and only mmorpg worth playing. Let me know if you want more details.

should check out Pangya, its a really fun free golf game with powerups and stuff. Very addicting though... http://pangya.ntreev.net/

Maybe one day I'll start listening to Against Me!

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

I kind of envy you... I mean I know I have yet to discover bands, but you have listened to so little, I am jealous that you get to listen to so many incredible bands for the first time.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

And not have them slowly fed to you as a kid.

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

I kind of resent that statement. It's not that I've listened to so little, it's that I've listened to a lot of the "favorite" bands by most posters.

I've probably listened to more Ska band than anyone else here.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

If I could hear alkaline trio for the first time again, or lifetime, orejnggjn

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

That last statement is NOT something to brag about.

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

Don't be a dick.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

... I was kidding... :,(

Come on, I'm 12 years old and a bridge 9 straight edge kid, baldsteve is old as fuck and hates everyone, you like ska... a lot.

Like a lot.

Don't fight it.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

And truebeliever is a christian *cringes*

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

Catholic. So you better watch, being a male minor and all, I might just fuck you.

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

watch out*

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

Isn't it like 2:30 where you live? What the fuck are you doing up arguing ska for?

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

I usually don't go to bed until 4AM.

And I'm just asking him not to wantonly bash Ska, when I don't attack the genre he loves.

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

That umm...wasn't directed to you. I have no knowledge where you live what-so-ever. And ska hasn't been good since the Aquabats ditched it.

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

Shhh. It's late. I'm prone to error.

I'm Errorfied!



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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

Well, I'm starting a war on errorism...

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

That was great. I needed that.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

Between you and me, I hate hardcore. It's all a facade.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

2:27. I am always up this late. Besides, I am half studying for exams. Yeah, my school doesn't get out til the 15th.

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jacknife737 (June 5, 2009)

Don't take it as an insult.

I'd give anything to listen to Search For A Former Clarity, or Tonight We're Gonna Give It 35% for the first time, again.

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mikexdude (June 5, 2009)

Thank you for mentioning my favorite against me songhljnvsljnv (tonigh...). The screaming just tears at you.

yeah, it's good, but as You look like I need a drink is better

Yes.

Yes it is.

pales in comparison to any song on crime as forgiven.

no wonder you're single

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

That's reason #88 (out of 137). Ask me any # on the list I'll give you that reason.

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TrueBeliever (June 5, 2009)

Which # on your list is the fact that you made a list?

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

#44

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Nameless (June 5, 2009)

What's #23?

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

The only girls that like Ska in Oklahoma are not of legal age.

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Nameless (June 5, 2009)

That's a good reason.

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

Wow, holy shit. That's a reason if I ever saw one.

And you might wish you were going, but you've already been. And besides one day you can take your son on an overseas bonding trip.

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ChadReligion (June 5, 2009)

it's already in the works...
See, my wife is a regional for BOOTS(kinda like the walgreens or cvs of the UK, but mostly just a pharmacy and cosmetics... you'll see it... it's everywhere!) and she goes once a year to London for this huge conference, and I went with her last year, but this year she gave birth about a week before the whole thing, so we were planning on not going anyway, but I can't wait until Brixton is old enough to appreciate traveling, because he's going to do alot of it at a young age.

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baldy_shale (June 5, 2009)

What do you do for a living, man?

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ChadReligion (June 5, 2009)

I am a butcher, and a union member, but since I took leave and the economy sucks, and I have a 4 month old son, I'm just doing dispatch.... working a couple of days at a safeway down the street and then at a mom and pop store in Berkeley a couple of afternoons out of the week, to get some money in.



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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

Your named son Brixton, as in Guns of...? I just formed a whole new level of respect.

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ChadReligion (June 5, 2009)

oops, my fuck up.....
I meant to say you''ll have to arrange for a coach outside of Terminal 2(I'm pretty sure, but you will see maps... you are flying into Heathrow, right?)
A coach ticket is about 14 pounds and then that will take you to the national rail station, and from there is where you take the train to your desired destination.

Don't go to France... it's nice but save it for the honeymoon.... people can be rude, especially to young americans who don't speak French!

Holland is definitley the way to go, and once your in Holland you can either go to Belgium or Germany by train too. Ether way, I think the ride is about 3 hours, but hey, it's kinda cool to visit a totally different country for a couple of hours, get wasted, and leave somewhere else.

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thegimper (June 5, 2009)

Yeah one of the guys I'm going with wants to go to France. I don't really want too. But I try not to be a selfish prick.

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baldy_shale (June 5, 2009)

Something about her face bothers me.