http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrv3ofNL8U

Nickelback. 3 Doors Down. Hinder. Lifehouse. There are more.

These bands all sound the same. Their sound also sucks hard. They all have many female fans because they croon in a deep voice about a girl in the next room, set to mid-tempo "rock", with most of their fans seemingly oblivious to the fact that the song is about cheating.

gaslight. all you vaginas get all googly-eyed over jersey-dawson.

Matt Skeebs.

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MattRamone (July 20, 2009)

a-ha! But are we talking old school Skiba or Hot Topic Skiba?

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SloaneDaley (July 20, 2009)

I was just trying to contradict you because it implies some nasty things about female listening taste.

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MattRamone (July 20, 2009)

I know. I don't like saying it. But how else can you explain the rise of bands like Escape the Rape and brokeNSYNC?

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SloaneDaley (July 20, 2009)

I kind of agree because I think part of it has to do with how we are socialized and how women view themselves in relation to rock music. Take for instance my mother, she cited my intense interest in music as something un-womanly.

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AlChron77 (July 20, 2009)

Luckily for "females" musical preference does not correlate with whether or not a guy is willing to put their man meat in them.

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SloaneDaley (July 20, 2009)

lesbians hate music.

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ExtraCheesePizza (July 20, 2009)

http://maximumrocknroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/weekendRe cords.jpg

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AlChron77 (July 20, 2009)

This is the horniest thing I've ever seen.

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Xbat-miteX (July 21, 2009)

Sim Remidio is fucking amazing. They have a lady drummer who could be in Slayer, I shit you not! My band played with them in East L.A. years ago, and they made dudes shut the fuck up when they started playing! I wish I could go.

I'm dying to hear it. Was it "na na na na na"? since i know they've played that live a few times so far, nothing is on youtube though, so i have yet to hear it.

I liked Na Na Na Na Na, i can't wait to hear more stuff from this album.

Was that the ropey strem of jizz you shot on the floor just now?

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sludgebubble (July 20, 2009)

Now he's thelimper.

I want that guy's job.

I've always wondered that same thing, and does he get a portion of the money from album sales, if so how much? Same with Beau Beau from Avail.

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MPC (July 20, 2009)

Yeah but Beau also acted as manager, roadie, etc. I'm sure he got a good cut.

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notfeelingcreative (July 21, 2009)

Yeah, good point, I forgot all of those other beau duties, so sad to see avail referred to in past tense!

he's technically their road manager. i dunno how much actual business he does, but yeah. that dude's got a pretty great gig.

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McFlynnTHM (john) (July 20, 2009)

He also works for Harmonix- the dudes who make the Rock Band games- these days.

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24HourPriapism (July 20, 2009)

hah, their HQ is literally up the street from my house. about 4 blocks total. i keep wanting to apply there, except i have no programming experience at all, and i'm sure they don't need yet another graphic designer's resume sitting on their pile.

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McFlynnTHM (john) (July 20, 2009)

They're in Central, right? I used to live in Inman. I had wanted to apply, but had no marketable skills at the time.

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24HourPriapism (July 20, 2009)

yeah. they're on bishop allen st. around the corner from harvest market. man, if i got into harmonix, that would be motherfucking amazing. well, not as amazing as i'd imagine, but it's better than driving an hour every day and interacting only with people 30 years older than me.

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McFlynnTHM (john) (July 20, 2009)

Seriously. I hear their offices are all kinds of awesome. Maybe not the land of dreams I like to think it is, but yeah, waaaaay better than my current job.