I think what everyone wants to know is just when is there going to be more Flatliners music... the other day I just realized that Calvacade came out in 2010 and was just like wait no.... and I knooow there has to be stuff in the works!

Since you guys are reissuing "Destroy To Create", can we expect a set list playing the entire album at Fest?

Hey Chris! Who would you say is your biggest punk influence would be when it comes to writing? Your biggest ska/reaggea?

Your name reminds me of "Scrubs", where Kelso thinks Turk's full name is Turk Turkleton.

How did you end up with an awesome name like that anyways?

When might the US be treated to a Flatliners headlining tour in smaller clubs? No complaints on seeing you guys with Anti Flag or Less Than Jake but in situations like that you only get a half hour or so & I'm just getting warmed up at that point. Also, how come your speed limit is like 100 up there and only 55 here? Bullshit.

How old were you when you wrote "There's A Problem"? How old when you guys signed to Fat Wreck?

What really boggles my mind is, why hasn't Mat posted a question yet?

what type of music is you play?

You guys have really changed over the last couple of records, is it ever awkward or embarrassing to play/hear your older stuff? If so, what songs?

How intoxicated are you normally when you play a show?

You guys definitely tour a crazy amount.... but it seems to be something you love the most, where is somewhere you'd like to tour but haven't gotten the chance to yet?

What's the name of the new song you guys play now? I think I remember you saying "Quitters" when I saw you at Pouzza but I"m not 100% on it

I've been close to but never gotten around to listening to your band for a long time. You have one chance. What is the best song?

are les pauls your favourite guitar?

A while ago I saw an interview with you online somewhere and the person asked you if you'd do a solo album someday. I've seen a couple recent videos of you playing some new songs acoustic by yourself. Do you have any more of an idea about whether or not a CrustCresswell solo record will happen in the near future?

Whats your most embarrassing moment on tour? would you date a fan?

As a 22 year old who is still struggling just to find people to play music with, much less start a band with: How did you start playing music at such a young age? I envy you growing up with friends with similar music tastes when you were young. Also, what would you recommend me do to actually find people to play music with? Keep in mind this is coming from someone who is shitty at meeting people.

What's your favourite ever places to play, either venue or country or BOTH!? My buds and I had a great night seeing you guys in Glasgow a few years ago and drinking in Maggie Mays afterwards.

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And now it's time for "Doin' Crimes' with your favourite host owneroperator!
The segment where we ask your favourite musician for their deepest darkest secret!

Chris, have you ever stolen something? Do you let your dog poop at the park then not pick up after it? Are you secretly killing criminals that can't be prosecuted? Or do you have anything else you'd like to admit to us, to get off your chest? Bonus points for a story to accompany the answer.

Are leftover crack assholes like everyone says?

How was Melt? (My recommendation to Joey, I want some credit!)

what is tour

Hey man, just have to say that you guys are really great, I've seen you quite a few times (I live near Toronto) and each time it's a blast! Thanks for putting out such great tunes. Is Sallad still your merch guy?

when did you first start playing guitar or music in general? and what model of Les Paul do you own?

What's the secret to baking cookies that are chewy, but still nicely cooked?

favorite thing about playing in Chicago!?

To me, your Cavalcade was the best record of 2010. My favorite songs on it are Shithawks and He Was a Jazzman. Do you see the band's sound heading towards a harder sound like Shithawks or do you think itll be like the others like Monumental and Carry the Banner?

Chris, I recently moved to a country in the Caribbean from Italy, shortly after me and my promoter friend took you guys up that scary mountain road (remember, when we were pretty sure Paul shit himself?!), so I'm going to see you play in the US sometime soon. What's the best city you recommend and most importantly, CAN YOU PLAY PICKING AT MY FREAKING BRAIN?!

what do you do with all of the money you make?

What are those things that you guys have on shoulders that make noises and songs and metal cables and strings and the things that loud sound and stuff. And is that you singing? Oh, What's a shit hawk? And why do you tour with old guys? How old is ken Yamazaki?

I'm currently in your neck of the woods (Richmond Hill). I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat?

Your Terrance and Phillip costumes were my favorite costumes as Fest last year. Anything planned this year or are you playing dressed normally. If you are not in a costume you are not my buddy, guy!

What's the silliest thing your wolverine sidekick (aka Scott) has done while drunk, on tour?

What should I name my son?

Some bands seem to have a hard time being known for something they released at a young age or early in their career. Do you view your past releases as something to "top"?

Gonna be in the UK any time soon?

Are Subb and the Flatliners the only ska-punk bands to come out of Canada?

How much do you normally charge for your services at God Damn Design? I heard a gentleman say you designed a T-Shirt for his band for a hundred quatloos and I just couldn't believe it

Do you wish you put Christ Punchers on Cavalcade? One of my favourite Flatliners songs and you seem to play it a fair amount live, just not that many people recognise when you do!

How do you like to right songs? is it brainstorming lyrics first on a huge piece of paper, guitar first or cutting interesting words out the paper?
Do you have a set idea or free style?

If you had to go to a desert island, and could choose only one record, and it had to be from either Rancid or NoFX, which record would it be?

any plans touring central/south america?? panama wants the flats!!

I would also like to know how old Ken Yamazaki is??????????

And for the love of God, what do Jon's and Scott's lines on Christ Punchers say precisely?! I've never understood them, but I do love the song.

Why does your bass player look so weird?

Hey chris. I think I like your band. Do I?

I'm getting another flatliners tattoo soon just because I can, and next time you come to Chicago I'll show you that and bring all of you home cooked food. And it will be a surprise ....... ha! or any other requests for the next time around, I will give great hospitality. I'm losing quality ancient history class time for this, thanks punknews.org ..........

Fedoras or Jays ball cap? or a Jays Fedora?

Favorite episode of the Simpsons. Favorite character?

Hi Chris, I enjoyed the gig @ fighting cocks London (crazy!) and the acoustic @ Banquite records before that. You remember my little lad at the back, Rufus?, 8 months old. Is he the youngest Flatliners fan? will you eva have any kids merch printed? I think you should :)

When do you think hockey will come back? Go RANGERS!! (alfredsson is cool though).

You guys had to bail on the show in San Antonio after Ben Weasel was a dick...any plans on coming back through?

I was looking though the cavalcade lyrics booklet and i noticed for Shithawks the lyrics said ''Get over tit'' word for word, have I been singing the wrong lyrics for the past 2 and a half years?

Will you ever play Morning Glory's "The Whole World Is Watching" or do The Flats exclusively do Rocket From The Crypt covers?

Sup man.
Some of the Flatliners tracks I've heard you do just acoustic are fuckin awesome.
Any plans on recordin any solo stuff??

Japan tour pleaseeee!

give us a recap of the worst day of your life

One last thing. Do you have any musical guilty pleasures? blink-182? Lady Gaga? One Direction?

i smoked dope for the first time when i heard your song about being homeless

Also, Play What the hell happened to you at fest. I'm travvelling all the way to florida for one song. I promise I'll leave right after and not cause a disturbance.

How do you do that thing with your throat that sounds really cool?

dc or marvel comics? and who's your favorite super hero?

What kind of advice would you give to a newer band starting out in Toronto as far as how to go about booking shows.

Did you guys name your band the Flatliners because you are?
A) Kiefer Sutherland fans
B) Kevin Bacon fans
C) Billy Baldwin fans

Who is a more tender lover, Paul or Jon?

Fuck one marry one kill one! Scott Brigham, Chicken ( of dead to me), or joey cape.

What is "Monumental" about?

yooo chris.. do u like assorted jelly beans?? and what does khtdr stand for?:? whats the story behind sydney one punch, haha

Play "Picking At My Brain" on Saturday. Please and thank you.

What the hell happened to you?

I can't think of any super awesome questions. Just wanted to say thanks for the music, and hope to catch the Toronto show this weekend!

Was MWML the shittiest band you've ever had to tour with?

What does KHTDR mean?

When can we expect you back in Ireland? we need a fix!

oh damn, finally a great band to ask something and Im late.

Hi Chris... Do you like fish and/or chippies?

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THE FLATLINERS! Much love and respect! Here's Chicken...

You and Brian from AWS are brothers, right? Which one of you kicks the other's ass more?

Whats the chances of bringing your asses down to New Zealand next time you play Aussie?