Fast track your punk status, courtesy of Diesel and $646
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Popular clothing designer Diesel has come up with a way to turn yourself into a fashionable punk and all for the low low price of $648 plus tax. The company has put together a denim work shirt and pant combination covered in fake band patches along with the brand's corporate mottos.

Phrases like "Destroy," "Death Trash," and "Go Wild Anywhere" share space with "Diesel Industry: So Real So Good" and "State of Realz."