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Choking Victim: Crack Rock Steady EPCrack Rock Steady EP (1994)
Reviewer Rating: 4.5
Contributed by: DesertBurst92DesertBurst92
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Can you imagine twenty years ago looking through a stack of 7—inches and finding the Crack Rock Steady EP where on the back it reads "IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU SHOULD BEFORE PURCHASING THIS PRODUCT: ‚??Psst‚?¶hey you. Yeah you. Pretend like yer reading some stupid liner notes.. now without turning yer head peak at the shopworker/owner person‚?¶are they looking at you?...well then the second they're not looking at you, Quickly but very Quietly place this product (A) down yer pants (B) in yer bad (C) in yer coat (D) yer favorite shoplifting orifice (E) all of the above‚?¶before you do this, you might want to pretend that you are setting this record down while infact picking it back up behind something lame (velocity girl, sxe, etc.) to use as a decoy so when you place us down yer pants you still look like you are a potential velocity girl record buyer which as we all know makes record store owners and fans of other lame bands happy a like.'" Chances are that this is the only EP in the store actually encouraging you to steal it. Makes you wonder what the band would have thought about mp3's back then doesn't it?
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