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The PortersThe Porters: A Tribute to Arthur GuinnessA Tribute to Arthur Guinness (2002)Knockout Records Reviewer Rating: 3 Contributed by: JiveSideJiveSide (others by this writer | submit your own) Fill your pints, tighten your dancing shoes, and grab a guy or gal 'cause the party is getting underway. The Porters are here with their latest recording "A Tribute to Arthur Guinness" and they have come to kick some ass for the pride of Ireland, even if they are German musicians with names like Sa.
Fill your pints, tighten your dancing shoes, and grab a guy or gal 'cause the party is getting underway. The Porters are here with their latest recording "A Tribute to Arthur Guinness" and they have come to kick some ass for the pride of Ireland, even if they are German musicians with names like Sascha and Volker O'Porter. But national birth aside, this band recognizes that what the people want is good music, great beer, and a party that lasts all night. And they deliver with whiskey on their breath and steel toes on their feet, chanting "If you want your child to grow/Give him a jar of porter." The tradition of Irish drinking songs in punk clubs began with Shane McGowan and the Pogues and is still going strong with Germany's The Porters, affecting their accents accordingly. Loud guitars, pounding drums, shredded vocals, mandolins, accordions, whistles, fiddles, thumping bass, and confessions a plenty of courtly love, political commentary, outlaws, and of course many empty pints of beer in the early hours. "We are the Porters, we drink beer!" That's the anthem, get yr damn glasses filled. Please login or register to post comments.What are the benefits of having a Punknews.org account?
“And when I reach the golden gates/I hope I’ll not have long to wait/I’ll call Saint Peter aside and say/Brought you a jar of porter.” "“We are the Porters, we drink beer!”" There is nothing unique at all about this band, besides the fact that they're German. They're just jumping on the "Irish Pride" caboose of punk to get popular, even though it clearly doesnt make any sense at all. The Porters? What the fuck? Is Irish culture really something to envy that much that you'll change your names just to make yourself look like a "clan" or whatever? The answer is no. this does not sound like a promo. there are clearly parts of the review that critisize the band. but let me get this straight. are you telling me this is a band of german poeple playing irish music and singing in irish accents? that sounds so lame. Education is GOOD. Check your spelling. uh oh... the straight edge kids are gonna jump all you guys for drinkin'... Guiness is GOOD. i take it this isnt the same porters from detroit that is made up of members from the parka kings...... There is not one thing that is awful about guinness. It is smooth, tasty, and very bold tasting. Maybe you should go have a michelob ultra.-BostonMusicGuy This sounds really good. too bad its a limited pressing and I am extremely poor right now and cant afford to buy it right away.-BostonMusicGuy |
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And when I reach the golden gates/I hope I’ll not have long to wait/I’ll call Saint Peter aside and say/Brought you a jar of porter/And then Saint Peter, he will reply/You aren't Irish you're a German guy/Now you're gonna go to hell/You and your fucking porter!