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I haven't slept in roughly 32 hours, due to massive amounts of work due for my senior research paper due in a few weeks. If I do poorly on this project, I more or less won't graduate, so it's of utmost importance that I work my ass off with what little time I have left to make it the best I possibly can.

Oh yeah, my topic is "The Ethnography of Punk Rock."

Anyway, since I moved back in after New Years, I've been staying up later and later trying to get more and more done. This wouldn't be a problem if I also didn't have to get up relatively early in the morning, as well.

Luckily for me, Billy Talent's eponymous debut is a soundtrack to insomnia.

No, that's not an insult. Allow me to explain.

Billy Talent is a punchy, aggressive alternarock band with plenty of punk influence in their sound. The guitars are buzzsaw in nature, and singer Benjamin Kowalewicz's vocals are as fiercely spat out as Jello Biafra in his prime. You can hear the fire in his vocal chords as he belts out falsetto yell after falsetto yell. On the first listen, it almost comes off as comedic, but then once you pay attention to Kowalewicz's verbal lashings like "I'm insane, it's your fault... cry!" and "What you see is what you get! / Look at me and don't forget!," you realize the seriousness of emotion behind his booming countertenor.

The music for most of these songs just has a generally moody, morose, angry vibe to it. Album closer "Voices Of Violence" is three minutes of balls out punk rock, and breakout single "Try Honesty" is so goddamn catchy you'll be singing it in your sleep...

...if this album allowed you to sleep. Honestly, every time I get tired, I throw this CD on and my ears perk up at the sound of these four Canadians cutting their teeth on some of the most straightforward, no bullshit rock music I've heard in a long time. You can't not focus on the powerful vocals, the surprisingly hooky songwriting, and the so snotty-it's-endearing lyricism of Billy Talent. This CD could drive me insane if I don't stop playing it; I need to sleep sometime, don't I?

In short, this is the perfect "My great aunt Patty gave me a 10 dollar Best Buy gift card for Christmas - I can't buy anything for 10 bucks there!" CD. It's a shame that Billy Talent's being lumped in with the "emerging artists" on the 10 dollar or less rack, as this album is worth full price and then some. Surprisingly solid, enjoyable, and highly recommended.



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    Posted by Sedrick on 2007-02-18 18:31:40
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    Nice first album !

    Posted by minni on 2007-02-01 20:31:33
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    Ok some of you don't like billy talent thats fine then don't but i say bily talent fucking kicks ass :) so screw you people who do not like billy talent we seem to me doing fine without you

    Posted by treos on 2006-07-29 21:49:15
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    "billy talent sux they got no talent and should call it quits cuz no one likes them"

    You're a retard clearly someone likes them. Secondly to the guy below me america doesnt suck, im not eevn american and i know this to be true because the receiving end of sirens rules and their american. Finally i saw a bio on much music and these guys are the real deal so for all you haters out there who think they suck because they get radio play, they struggled just as much as any other bands.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 23, 2006 at 3:02 PM (EDT)
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    i didn't see this coming from scott

    Posted by rejectedbyrequest on 2006-04-29 00:19:06
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    Ok first thing, Canada kicks Americas ass SOOOOO much. America sucks balls. This album was amazing. Billy Talent is awsome. AMERICA IS GAY!!!!

    Posted by rylo6 on 2006-03-24 18:46:39

    Billy Talent rules. it's sweet that they are on this year's warped tour. The River Below is sick.

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 4:34 PM (EST)

    billy talent sux they got no talent and should call it quits cuz no one likes them

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:09 PM (EST)
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    This album fucking rules. Their songs is full of energy a plus you never get teird of it. When I first got it I never stop playing it becuase it is so good. These guys are not posers or anything like that. If you don't have the album get it.

    BILLY TALENT FAN

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 5:05 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    it had it's moments

    Posted by thejewvolta on 2005-12-22 21:26:41
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    This is a really good record
    but
    I think
    They need to get their shit on the road and get the new one out
    Im growing impatient

    Posted by Angel-Jin on 2005-09-22 22:20:52
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    Pretty frickin sweet CD I must say. Very enjoyable.

    Posted by aimee on 2005-07-12 13:11:58

    i love this band even more now i like their song "line&sinker" so much the singer has an awesome voice !!

    Posted by aimee on 2005-07-12 13:10:36
    My Score:

    i

    Posted by simon_dies on 2005-03-04 00:54:52
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    I could not stop listening to this cd...so I memorized a lot of it so I could play it over in my head during school. I'm listening to it now. Fuckin awesome stuff.

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 7:22 PM (EST)
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    Billy Talent rocks! So does Canada! That is why I live here!

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 17, 2005 at 4:53 PM (EST)
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    billy talent kicks major ass.....i love them!!!.....i listen to their cd alot..even my 48 year old dad likes them!!!!come on thats gotta tell you something cause this man has been partying since the day he could and he knows alot of great shit and if he has the billy talent cd in his truck and knows most of the words.....well...then ......

    cant wait for their new cd!! its gunna rock!

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 4:42 PM (EST)
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    This Record is the best punk record ever! I've listen to punk since billy idol but billy talent really kick ass!

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 18, 2004 at 11:00 AM (EST)
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    Now the the initial buzz has worn down, let me say this:

    THIS RECORD WAS THE MOST PUNK ROCK RECORD OF THE YEAR.

    Amazing album.

    Posted by billytalentroxmysox on 2004-11-16 20:26:45
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    this is for all the haters out there whou gave this album anything less that a 7, ur a fucking idiot

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, October 3, 2004 at 10:52 AM (EDT)
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    they can rock!! but some songs are more fillers than killers. but a good record

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 2:14 PM (EDT)
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    i've just a word to say : Pat Jablonski

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, August 16, 2004 at 10:12 PM (EDT)
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    You gotta give props to this band for bringing out real punk rock to crappy mainstream music.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 19, 2004 at 7:38 PM (EDT)
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    Billy Talent are fuckin awesome.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 2:34 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    For some reason I really dig this cd.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, July 8, 2004 at 9:22 PM (EDT)
    My Score:

    Superr Cool!

    Posted by chrisafi on 2004-06-26 18:32:13
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    DUDE!

    Finally, this is what I have been looking for for a while.
    A no frills, no fancy stuff hardcore punk CD.

    All the songs are so good, and Standing In The Rain has gatecrashed my top 10 songs ever, which is normally harder to get into than my girlfriends pants after I call her a cheap slapper. Great album , and I am just waiting for the next album from them. I'm sure it will be amazing once again.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, June 14, 2004 at 6:56 PM (EDT)
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    Truly a great album. i hope these guys stick around for a while

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2004 at 3:13 PM (EDT)
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    if this album gets some kids who have been raised by the family television, and the rest of america's bullshit pop culture, thinking critically about even a few socio-political issues, then good on billy talent.

    broader appeal for the punk movement isn't necessarily a bad thing.

    lanny mcdonald and theoren fleury were my hockey hero's as a kid growing up in calgary

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 5:54 PM (EDT)
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    This is pretty good... I bought it before Feb. vacation and it made me happy. The lyrics aren't as deep as I'd like them though. I think this is a homework disk for the whole time I'm in middle/high school

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 19, 2004 at 7:25 PM (EST)
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    speaking of when the canucks made it to the finals....how about that pavel bure penalty shot eh?

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-19 16:25:33
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    "...and as much as I love the Pens (I still do... Koltsov for rookie of the year!) I gotta say, I loved the Naslund for Stoyanov trade. Almost made up for us trading Neely for next to nothing..."

    Ugh, that trade still hurts. Koltsov is great, as is Orpik. I'm glad to see some of the young guys developing.

    Posted by mikeinflames on 2004-01-19 08:56:29
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    I don't get where everyone is getting this Billy Talent sounding like The Living End
    I'll admit the singers voice sounds the same ... but The Living End sound a hell of a lot better than Billy Talent

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 19, 2004 at 4:03 AM (EST)
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    I remember that save... The Pens have been my favorite team since I was just a wee lad, but in these parts, we call Kirk McLean's save on Robert Reichel (then of Calgary) in game 7, overtime round 1, the year the Canucks went to the final, "the save".

    ...evildeadalive

    ...and as much as I love the Pens (I still do... Koltsov for rookie of the year!) I gotta say, I loved the Naslund for Stoyanov trade. Almost made up for us trading Neely for next to nothing...

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 19, 2004 at 2:55 AM (EST)
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    Now don't get me wrongz Billy Talentis a great band and all but im sorry im a huge fan of the Dead Kennedys and uh Benjamin's vocals don't come close to Jello Biafra's. You should get some sleep Scott and listen to them once more.

    Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 19, 2004 at 2:22 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    And it felt goooooooood.

    -BSD

    Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2004 at 9:12 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    bsd just called scott a negroid...

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2004 at 5:30 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Shut up negroid.

    Count me as the elitist who does nothing productive except brag about his music but still listens to better music than that Maverick guy.

    -BSD

    Posted by maverick on 2004-01-17 11:56:54
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    "ethnography is the study and systematic recording of human cultures or a descriptive work derived thereform...how are you relating or describing a systematic recording of human cultures about punk rock??...uh oh, somebody better find a new topic!!!"

    I'm looking at it from the perspective that punk rock has created a viable community over the past 25 years or whatnot. I'm actually adapting my topic slightly and aiming my RQ towards the internet, using this website as my focus group, essentially.

    -Scott

    Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2004 at 3:10 AM (EST)
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    this string of comments makes me want to cry and go back to when i was 10 and played hockey every day all day.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-16 23:28:44
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    Pietrangelo made what is referred to as "the save". Big time glove save in the playoffs.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 11:24 PM (EST)
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    The man with 3 first names (they always called him that on Sportspage here in BC)- Frank Pietrangelo (sp?). Old pens backup to Barrasso, which is a pretty sweet name itself...

    ...evildeadalive

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 4:55 PM (EST)
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    Vincent Riendeu (sp?) was the man for a brief period of time.

    and below i said Brent Fedyk because he was the 3rd guy on the Crazy 8's line.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 4:50 PM (EST)
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    hi we're bill talentless...and we like to copy the living end!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 4:06 PM (EST)
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    ethnography is the study and systematic recording of human cultures or a descriptive work derived thereform...how are you relating or describing a systematic recording of human cultures about punk rock??...uh oh, somebody better find a new topic!!!

    anyway...these guys blow and definitely belong on the "$10" rack

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 3:42 PM (EST)
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    Yeah, whats up with the counter Scott?

    -sickboi

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 3:20 PM (EST)
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    This has only been read 89 times....HAHAHAHAHAH. I somehow find that hard to believe..

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 3:12 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Fuck canada.

    Posted by boba_fett on 2004-01-16 15:07:57
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    Rick Tabaracci. what more do i have to say?

    Ron Hextall, Clint Malarchuk, Don Beaupre, Bob Essensa. great goalies.

    and greatest name of all time: Vyachslev Butzchevich. i might have spelt that wrong, but he played for philly in 94.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 3:03 PM (EST)
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    the reason he did shit when he was w/the rangers was A. he was coming off a near carreer-ending injury when he went face first into the ice shattering the bones of his face, he went into the ice unconscious after checking someone in the corner; he was never the same and
    B. the rangers suck, all their management does is go out and buy the most expensive players w/ no attention to chemistry. to many primadonnas and people who dont' like each other. how else do u explain a team w/ the highest payroll in hockey that has missed the playoffs consistently. its a talent abyss. kovalev sux their too. so does nedved, holik, lindros, kasparitis doesnt hit anymore, and yea, stevens sucked their too.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 2:36 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    kevin stevens did shit when he was with rangers, only thing he did notable there was snort coke off a hooker's ass crack.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-16 14:18:33
    My Score:

    "Is everybody forgeting the man with three first names? I know you know this one forty."

    The only one I can think of is Jean-Francois Jacques, but he's just a prospect.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 1:59 PM (EST)
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    someone better tell me who else was on the crazy 8's line, i swear it was renberg but i know i'm wrong. was it reichel? gratton? fuck! tell me! yea mario does play w/ a bunch of stiffs, its sad when i go to games and people are like 'cmon mario, what hte fuck' when its like, yo , he's fucking 38 plahying w/ highschool players, he's not gonna get 50 goals like that.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 1:18 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Brent Fedyk.

    in their younger years i'd go Gretzky, but as they get older i have to say Mario. His production stayed pretty consistent even through injuries while Wayne's dropped some.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:58 PM (EST)
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    I don't really think Lindros fucking Brind Amours wife was why he was traded... but that's another story.
    I agree with the dude below, it's all about Pelle Lindberg. That dude was my favorite, til he drove into a fucking wall and died...
    Who can remember the 3rd player on the crazy 8's? Hint, it ain't Renberg.
    I think I'd take Mario over Wayne... When he plays he's still dominant, more so than Wayne was this late in his career, and Mario's playing with complete stiffs.
    Is everybody forgeting the man with three first names? I know you know this one forty.

    ...evildeadalive

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:24 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    This band is an audio suppository. Any and all attemps to like this band should be met with violent resistance.

    Posted by kirbypuckett on 2004-01-16 09:39:49
    My Score:

    I could go for a Tim Hortons or two. He used to sign my pay checks when I worked at Wendy's.

    Now Larry Mondry does for the great CompUSA.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Conduit on 2004-01-16 04:32:29
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    This score is for the comments on this review going from fighting about Billy Talent to fighting about Canada vs. the US in general, to Hockey talk.

    Classic.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 3:27 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Basil was the shit.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-16 01:41:17
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    Maybe now we'll have Tim Hortons in the Burgh. That would be sweet.

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:36 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    P P FUCKING S

    I forgot to mention that Basil Macrae is a cousin of mine. No shit

    Barkley

    Posted by Anonymous on Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:01 AM (EST)
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    I spent all the money I had as a grubby youngster on fucking hockey cards and those stickers. They were as good back then as listening to the BRONX is now (GILBY FUCKING CLARK baby!) You can only have so many Basil Macrae's out there before Hockey gets boring. Hey to the dude who posted below about Randy Carlyle and shit (I HAD A CANUCK TEAR OF JOY IN MY FUCKING EYEBALL)

    This one goes out to the Quebec Nordiques and Dan Daoust with a dash of Guy Larose on top of it.

    Barkley (Freezing his ass off in minus 40 weather right now, plus 2 boot our beloved TIM HORTONS well I love it, has been bought by an American Company? Damn you Yankees, naw you gave me Bad Religion your ok)

    Posted by ThatotherGuy on 2004-01-15 22:37:51
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    More like Billy No Talent...Yeah, I got nothing.

    THAT GUY

    Posted by kirbypuckett on 2004-01-15 22:03:56
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    I'm taking Mario too, because I'm from the 'Burgh.

    This is the best thread in the history of PNdotO.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 9:39 PM (EST)
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    Gino's fights: http://www.hockeyfights.com/player.asp?pid=21

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 9:38 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Gino Odjick!

    I heard a hindu guy say that as "Gee No Oh Dick"

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 8:01 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    peter zezel

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 7:13 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    hockeydb.com is awesome. When they have hockey trivia on CTV, I always go there for the stats.

    Billy Talent - S/T

    S/T stands for "Shitty Talent"

    Posted by destroyingthescene on 2004-01-15 18:54:54
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    The Crazy 8 line from Philly was sweet, but it wasn't Renberg, as he was #19, though wew was one the Legion of Doom line with Lindros and LeClair. Then Lindros had to go fuck around with Rod Brind'Amour's wife, causing him to get traded and ruining his career. Man, Lindros needs another concussion bad...

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 6:16 PM (EST)
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    BOOOO!!! Billy Talent proves that most artist from Canada sucks. Sure theres like 3 or 4 good bands from Canada but most of them suck. Billy Talent has no talent and comes across sounding like a harder Simple Plan. Simple Plan eats ass.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 5:08 PM (EST)
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    i say from now on, any time an album that no one really cares about is reviewed, we just start talking about hockey instead of shit talking each other.
    theo fleury is #50 on all time scoring list, i believe he is either in AA or on a bender right now.
    remember the crazy 8's line? recchi, lindros and renberg. man i hate philly.
    lets go pens!
    oh yea hockeydb.com is the shit thanks to whoever directed me there

    Posted by beaarthur on 2004-01-15 17:06:22
    My Score:

    Pelle Lindberg

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 4:39 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Suck on these

    Gino Cavallini
    Gaetan Duchesne
    John Ogrodnick
    Doug Smail
    Anton Stastny
    Randy Cunneyworth
    Jim Sandlak
    Brian Propp
    Doug Houda

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 4:29 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    This record rocks. Fuck the haters.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-15 15:31:17
    My Score:

    Jimmy Waite
    Brian Lawton
    Jarmo Myllys
    Pierre Sevigny
    Scott Scissons

    Posted by inagreendase on 2004-01-15 15:24:59
    My Score:

    I could always break out my NHL Pro Set cards and go through the sheets. Man those cards sucked. Upper Deck Collector's Choice was the shit.

    Glenn Healy
    Dave Schultz
    Ken Gernander

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 3:23 PM (EST)
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    "What the hell is going on in this thread?"

    You see Scott, the Billy Talent S/T album sucks soooooo fucking much that we have to talk about Canada's #1 sport of hockey. Your review sucked FUCKER.!

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-15 15:11:31
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    Scott, hockey is a force that cannot be resisted, just give in!

    p.s.

    Rick Wamsley!

    Posted by maverick on 2004-01-15 15:05:38
    My Score:

    What the hell is going on in this thread?

    -Scott

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-15 14:06:52
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    Hmmm...

    Daniel Berthiaume
    Jamie Baker
    Kelly Kisio
    Enrico Ciccone
    Chris Nilan
    Darren Rumble is still hanging around.
    Blaine Lacher

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 1:58 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Two words.... Gary Leeman

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 1:44 PM (EST)
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    i agree that gretzky was too respected but as a pittsburgh native i also know that lemieux is respected to and isnt hit as much as other players. however, lemieux is also 6'4'' and has snapped and kicked some ass in his day too. another major difference why mario is better than gretz is that mario did not have the supporting cast gretzky did for most of his carreer. yea the 92-97 pens were sick, but from 84-89 he played w/ god awful players on his line, unlike gretzky who had like messier and kurri for alot of his carreer.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:53 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Fes, not Fez. Foreign Exchange Student.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:47 PM (EST)
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    Anyone wonder what kind if career gretsky would have had, if he would have been hitted and hooked like a regular player? And anyone wonder what kind of career Lemieux would have had if he had been "respected" as Gretsky on the ice?

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:27 PM (EST)
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    One of these days I'm definately gonna get an old school Harold Snepts Canucks jersey with the V.

    What is the most frustrating about all these talks about the old school players is that I totally remember all the O-Pee-Chee hockey cards and Panini sticker books (not sure if these things were in the US or not but everyone who was a kid in the 80's in Canada knows what I'm talking about) from the early 80's that had all these classic guys. Makes me feel old and I'm only 25. The players now just don't seem to have the style that these guys had whether it was the big furry stache, no helmet or teeth, or crazy hair. Those guys looked like a bunch of truckers and farmers not the highly paid pretty boys that are in the league now. Fuck, I even had that 7" that the New York Rangers (Marcel Dionne, Ron Duguay, Brad Park, etc.) did that had the Hockey Sock Rock song on it. I wish I knew where that was cuz it would probably be pretty funny to listen to now. No wonder hockey isn't as good anymore.

    Here's a few more beauties
    Stan Smyl
    Randy Carlyle
    Rod Langway
    Dave Babych
    Mel Bridgeman
    Rick Middleton
    Christian Ruuttu
    Rick Vaive

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:46 AM (EST)
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    hey no cheating on the trivia! but yea it was brett hull. NOW the big question
    MARIO or gretzky?
    i'm taken mario, most pts/game avg of all time, if it wasnt for injuries he would own gretzky's records.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:45 AM (EST)
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    More than one of the guys in this band look like Fez from That 70s Show (yknow, as opposed to all the other famous Fezes) making different faces.

    I gotta say I like this band, especially since "Try Honesty" is one of the few songs that will save your sanity while working in Electronics at Target. Every time Billy Talent comes around on the video you realize you'll have a while until the obnoxious Spanish children's song.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:22 AM (EST)
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    I'd have to say Brett Hull with that trivia answer below there, he had 86 in 1990-1991. If anyone is looking for a great hockey website check out www.hockeydb.com {Amazing like Billy Talent live!}

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:14 AM (EST)
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    Nice work destroying the scene, that is a good question. Plus Link Gaetz and Darren Puppa those are classic. One of my all time favorites that I totally forgot about is Mike Foligino

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:04 AM (EST)
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    Trivia-who had the most goals by a right winger in 1 season ? hint-he still plays in the league, he set the record in either 89 or 90

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 10:17 AM (EST)
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    actually i believe the drinking age skips province to province.. 19 in ontario, 18 in manitoba, 19 in saskatchewan, 18 in alberta, 19 in BC... 18 in quebec, 19 in new brunswick, and nova scotia and newfoundland.. well i don't think they give a flying fuck how old you are as long as you are drunk.

    how can you talk about canada and drinking and not mention pei. sure its small but its full of alcoholics. this record sucks but Peter Sidorkiewicz does not.

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 7:24 AM (EST)
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    Does anyoen else think the guitarist looks like claudio sanchez with an equally weird and mezmeroizing hairdo

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 5:42 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Whats with the guitar player's huge/gay Static-X hair??

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 3:38 AM (EST)
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    My rmates and I honestly play EA sports NHL on Genesis from time to time 94,95,and 96. Its great. My one rmate tried to get me a Winnipeg Jets Jersey. One drunken night we also did a google search after smoking about 8 bong loads and CONSTANTLY mentioning Moe Mantha TO A FUCKING ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE...great times. Other laugh generators were the aformentions in this threat like "Zalapski, Kordic

    oh shit the best one of all time....

    wait for it.....

    Daren Puppa

    Barkley

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 3:20 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    whoa I fucking forgot about my hockey post below there. Damn I could talk Ol skool all fucking day. Take that Allan Bester AND...Darren Pang

    Barkley

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 3:18 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    The first song on the new get up kids "guilt show" is going to make anyone who loved "Something to Write Home About" Jizz

    Barkley

    Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:35 AM (EST)
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    I dig this record.

    My favorite hockey player name would either be ZARLEY ZALAPSKI or MAXIM BETS.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:57 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    speaking of pure crap... this album is pure crap. So overproduced. There's like 8,000 overdubs for that one guitar.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:25 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Pure crap...

    Best hockey name by far:

    Hnat Domenichelli

    Honorable mention to all the guys named Lubomir.

    Posted by captaincrunch on 2004-01-14 22:28:00
    My Score:

    Does anyone remember when Gary Roberts cried on the ice??

    Petr Klima
    Rick Zombo
    Gerard Gallant
    Glen Hanlon
    Dave Barr
    Steve Chaisson
    Tim Cheveldae

    Old school Wings from when they weren't that great.

    Posted by boba_fett on 2004-01-14 21:47:31
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    mike ruutuu! jason weimer! paul ranheim!

    i should open up the old collection of cards and look for some names but im too lazy.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 9:24 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    worst hockey player ever? Dale Hunter. I know from experience, ie: he was at a bar in London, grabbed a bunch of girls asses, so he got his fucking ass kicked by me. Word!

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 8:22 PM (EST)
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    I love this album.. and they were great live when I saw them. It's nice to see a band display energy on stage - and they played every track except for the last two

    Posted by destroyingthescene on 2004-01-14 19:54:48
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    And Roenick is one ugly motherfucker, but I guess numerous sticks to the face will do that to ya!

    Posted by destroyingthescene on 2004-01-14 19:52:21
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    the 50 and 200 are:
    Keith Tkachuk
    Kevin Stevens
    Brendan Shanahan
    Gary Roberts

    Boo ya!!

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 7:08 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    50 Goals and 200 minutes in penalties

    Here's my best guess

    Rick Tocchet
    Jeremy Roenick
    Eric Lindros
    Tomas Steen (ha ha)

    Can't think of a fourth player off the top of my head

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-14 19:04:01
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    Per Djoos was no Tommy Sjodin.

    What about Link Gaetz? Kicking ass, taking names, and breaking into random people's houses to piss on their couches.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 7:00 PM (EST)
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    Forty minutes west you know your hockey shit like I would have totally forgot about some of those great names. That's awesome your a big fan of Beukeboom like I am. Here's a great hockey trivia question one of my buddies asked me the other nite. I couldn't believe how he stumped a group of my hockey mad friends like he did

    Who are the only four players in NHL history to score 50 goals and recieve 200 penalty minutes in the same season?
    Clue: 3 are still in league and 1 retired in 2000 I believe

    Bring back the Whalers and Peter Sidorkewicz as well

    Plus Billy Talent brings the rock!

    - Cur

    Posted by inagreendase on 2004-01-14 18:56:21
    My Score:

    My favorite hockey name will always be

    Per Joos.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 6:53 PM (EST)
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    Who gives a shit about all of you hating this record because Billy Talen get airplay or good promotion ... if you pretend to hate it, go out and buy some stuff nobody ever heard of and enjoy it all alone in your room, don`t ever tell anyone about the band/record you`ve just bought and hope the band breaks up so you can sell it as a collector item on ebay ... what I´m talking about is, that all you haters out there are so busy playing the role of the cool punkrock kiddy that you can`t even recognize a good record if it`s in front of you, just because you would have to admit that you like something that`s not entirely "punk" in your book ... please do me a favour and play your childhood games somewhere else ... this record beats most of the other releases in 2003 by far ...

    i fail to see how not liking billy talent is childish.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-14 18:12:24
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    What about Jock Callander? Didn't he set some IHL record?

    Or how about Jimmy Carson?

    Some of my favorite hockey names:

    Zarley Zalapski
    Arto Blomsteen
    Tony Twist

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 6:00 PM (EST)
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    Bester is good but he couldn't carry Mike Palmateer's jock to the rink. Or even Mike Liut's for that matter.

    Clint Muthafukin' Malarchuk still had the craziest injury when he took that skate in the neck and bled like your thirteen year old sister after a night at R. Kelly's pad.

    Need a couple more obscure 80's players?

    Richard "the King" Brodeur
    Pierre Mondou
    Murray Bannerman
    Hakan Loob

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 5:47 PM (EST)
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    "... what I´m talking about is, that all you haters out there are so busy playing the role of the cool punkrock kiddy that you can`t even recognize a good record if it`s in front of you, just because you would have to admit that you like something that`s not entirely "punk" in your book ..."

    Billy Talent = recognized as a horrible record

    Jagr is hairy!

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-14 17:26:17
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    Beukeboom is one of my all time favorites. I picked number 7 for Joe Mullen when I played, but my second choice was 23 for good ol' Beuks.

    Forget Peter Ing, what about Alan Bester?

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 4:51 PM (EST)
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    I love all the old hockey references, there is some great players being mentioned in there. Here's some that I thought of from some other team's that were money players:
    1}Andre "red light" Raciot- Canadians sive goalie
    2}Al Iafrate- Hardest shot ever
    3}Chris Kontos- Tamoa sniper
    4}Peter Ing-Backup for the leafs
    5}Jeff Beukeboom- Tough as nails

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 4:40 PM (EST)
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    Is Jim Paek anchoring the defence on that team, because he is awesome. Wonder if he is in Korea now teaching kids to play hockey or something like that.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-14 15:39:25
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    Haha, I unlocked the '92 Pens in ESPN Hockey 2k4, but they have the wrong jerseys. What's up with that?

    As for Stojanov, didn't he have an ear injury that fucked up his balance and forced him to retire? Or was that Stefan Bergfvist? Oh well, they both sucked.

    Rusty Fitzgerald came to my junior high, I wanted to ask him how he made the NHL without any talent, but the teacher wouldn't let me.

    Posted by kirbypuckett on 2004-01-14 14:41:07
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    1992 Stanley Cup Penguin's Roster:

    Young 1
    Wregget 31
    Lemieux 66
    Francis 10
    Jagr 68
    Errey12
    U. Samuelson 5
    K. Samuelson 28
    Recchi 8
    Tocchet 92
    Taglianetti 32
    Stevens 25
    Stanton 22
    Roberts 28
    Priestlay 18
    Pietrangelo 40
    Paek 2
    Nelson 44
    Murphy 55
    Mulvenna 45
    Mullen 7
    McEachern 15
    Leach 20
    Loney 24
    Jennings 3
    Hrdina 38
    Daniels 18
    Coffey 77
    Chychrun 6
    Caufield 16
    Borque 29
    Barasso 35

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 2:07 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Billy talent?

    Dave Shit.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 1:14 PM (EST)
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    oh i didnt know these were supposed to be obscure penguins. well, how about alec stojanov? we traded marcus nasland for him in 97, one of the worst trades in pens history. alec no longer is in the league. nasland leads it in scoring today, and almost one the title last year.
    i met jim paek, he spoke to my middle school at some point. and how cool is this. i went to highschool w/ ryan mullen (joeys son) and brian trottier's daugheter. ken wregget lived on my friends st, and a girl i graduated w/ dated martin straka for a bit. not to mention ryan malone was in the grade ahead of me. lets go pens! upper st. clair hs, represent!

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:21 PM (EST)
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    Dude,

    You're just bustin' out old Penguins! Sure, some are fine examples of obscure guys (especially Tibbets and Moe Mantha) but Kevin Stevens was a star player whom everyone who followed hockey was well aware of. I agree that the dude was a head case but he was too good in his prime to be an obscure name.

    Here's a couple more
    Tony Tanti (great Gino hair)
    Pete Peters
    Tony McKegney (one of the first black players)
    Paul Maclean (fierce stache back in his Jets days)

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:23 AM (EST)
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    Kevin Stevens is a god among little children.

    What about Francios Leroux?

    Perhaps a little Jim Paek?

    You know you miss Wendall Young.

    Peter Taglianetti is greatest than your father.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:15 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    the best there was
    the best there is
    the best there ever will be...
    PROBERT IS KING!

    this score is for grimlock

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:14 AM (EST)
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    i disagree. kevin stevens was a coke head and got caught w/ a hooker and reportedly would drink in the locker room (w/ many other of the 91 stanley cup winning pens), but managed several 50 goal seasons and was a great power forward. lets go pens!

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:07 AM (EST)
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    Alright my Harold Snepsts props is still holding strong but I'm gonna through you all a new one to chew on.

    Please pay respects to the late great John Kordic. Nobody outside of Probert could injest mounds of cocaine and litres of alcohol and still put be able to kick ass on the rink.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 8:54 AM (EST)
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    hahah, i'm from pittsburgh. yea tibbets was fucked up. it was great how mario used to defend him in interveiews like "he's come a long way, hes overcome many obstacles", like its an accomplishment to have made through a statutory rape charge etc. hey and we beat philly the other night ahahahhaa. i went to highschool w/ ryan malone and my friend trace played on a line w/ him in 97 USCHS

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 5:34 AM (EST)
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    actually i believe the drinking age skips province to province.. 19 in ontario, 18 in manitoba, 19 in saskatchewan, 18 in alberta, 19 in BC... 18 in quebec, 19 in new brunswick, and nova scotia and newfoundland.. well i don't think they give a flying fuck how old you are as long as you are drunk.

    and billy talent has the worst lyrics ever.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 5:27 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    sucker band for suckas

    Posted by ashton on 2004-01-14 04:38:37
    My Score:

    are they really that terrible live? i refuse to belive it but since i've seen over 50 people say it i might have to belive it..i really really like the cd, it's a fresh breath of air from all the fucking indie crap.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 3:16 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    "Fuck with Canada and you fuck with D.O.A.... "
    Not to mention Day-glo Abortions.
    ... and not to mention SNFU ...

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 3:15 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    Who gives a shit about all of you hating this record because Billy Talen get airplay or good promotion ... if you pretend to hate it, go out and buy some stuff nobody ever heard of and enjoy it all alone in your room, don`t ever tell anyone about the band/record you`ve just bought and hope the band breaks up so you can sell it as a collector item on ebay ... what I´m talking about is, that all you haters out there are so busy playing the role of the cool punkrock kiddy that you can`t even recognize a good record if it`s in front of you, just because you would have to admit that you like something that`s not entirely "punk" in your book ... please do me a favour and play your childhood games somewhere else ... this record beats most of the other releases in 2003 by far ...

    Posted by PetroBPettson on 2004-01-14 03:03:56
    My Score:

    "Fuck with Canada and you fuck with D.O.A.... "
    Not to mention Day-glo Abortions.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-14 02:55:47
    My Score:

    Tikkanen was gritty, but Francois Leroux beat his ass. The Pens could use Leroux right about now.

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 1:27 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    You cannot possibly compare any of this bullshit to Jello Biafra. Seriously, that was some pure bullshit. Billy Talent sucks ass and if they were next to me, I'd tell them that.

    Posted by destroyingthescene on 2004-01-14 01:27:30
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    Yeah, I've only heard "Try Honesty" and it's pretty catchy. But I'm digging the obscure hockey references ... but the world needs more Esa Tikkanen's! That fucker was sweet ...

    Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:43 AM (EST)
    My Score:

    this band is horrible

    Posted by kirbypuckett on 2004-01-14 00:38:53
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    I'll be sure to pick this one up tomorrow.

    - Kirby

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:35 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Fuck with Canada and you fuck with D.O.A....

    -BSD


    not to mention the canadian subhumans who were WAY better than the british ones

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:33 PM (EST)
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    at least canada isn't involved in a bullshit war for oil.

    Posted by FortyMinutesWest on 2004-01-13 22:21:24
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    "Billy Tibbetts played D for the Pittsburgh Penguins no? Thats hilarious. This one goes out to Moe Mantha and the Winnipeg Jets, and a special shout out to the Hartford Whalers circa 1991"

    He was a forward with us. He's still around actually, last I heard he was with Manchester. The guy is out of his mind, after being traded to Philly he called Tom Kostopolous and threatened to kill him.

    This score is for whoever made the Harold Snepsts reference. He was no Garth Butcher though.

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:13 PM (EST)
    My Score:

    Fuck with Canada and you fuck with D.O.A....

    -BSD

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:12 PM (EST)
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    "Oh, and I'm totally reviewing The Darkness' album."

    I already did. It's a good review, too... Don't worry.

    -BSD

    Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 9:14 PM (EST)
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